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INSOMNIA

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WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« on: December 28, 2008, 12:52:11 PM »
WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER - m4w - 44 (GREAT KILLS)

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Reply to: pers-968423205@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-23, 8:40PM EST



WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR AMATEUR BODYBUILDER
YOU WILL BE NEEDED TO:
1) PREPARE 6 MEALS A DAY WITH THE PROPER NUTRIENTS
2) SHAVE MY BODY DOWN EVERY OTHER DAY
3) RUB TANNING CREAM ON MY BODY EVERY OTHER DAY
4) RUB ME DOWN AFTER EACH DAY'S WORKOUTS
5) OIL ME UP BEFORE COMPETITIONS
6) CHEER FOR ME IN THE AUDIENCE
7) CONSTANTLY TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM
-6 DAYS A WEEK/ SUNDAYS OFF
FOR THIS SERVICE YOU WILL RECEIVE HALF OF MY BODYBUILDING CONTEST CASH WINNINGS   
 



Location: GREAT KILLS
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 968423205

 ;D

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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2008, 12:53:37 PM »
Please tell me that's not real.
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2008, 12:53:42 PM »
damn what would the "female assistant" do with the 30 bucks she got for the half contest winnings?
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2008, 12:53:48 PM »
hahahahaha  ;D
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2008, 12:55:11 PM »
LMAO
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2008, 12:57:21 PM »
he must be joking right?
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2008, 12:58:13 PM »
No im not joking and i don't appreciate the posting of my personal information for all to see  >:(
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2008, 01:01:58 PM »
Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on December 28, 2008, 12:58:13 PM
No im not joking and i don't appreciate the posting of my personal information for all to see  >:(

How's your training going?  Last pic I saw you were making some good progress...
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2008, 01:02:10 PM »
she will also end up burned in the trunk of a car.
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2008, 01:03:22 PM »
Maybe Acquiles doesn't like being alone?
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2008, 01:06:43 PM »
Quote from: INSOMNIA on December 28, 2008, 12:52:11 PM
WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER - m4w - 44 (GREAT KILLS)

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Reply to: pers-968423205@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-23, 8:40PM EST



WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR AMATEUR BODYBUILDER
YOU WILL BE NEEDED TO:
1) PREPARE 6 MEALS A DAY WITH THE PROPER NUTRIENTS
2) SHAVE MY BODY DOWN EVERY OTHER DAY
3) RUB TANNING CREAM ON MY BODY EVERY OTHER DAY
4) RUB ME DOWN AFTER EACH DAY'S WORKOUTS
5) OIL ME UP BEFORE COMPETITIONS
6) CHEER FOR ME IN THE AUDIENCE
7) CONSTANTLY TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM
-6 DAYS A WEEK/ SUNDAYS OFF
FOR THIS SERVICE YOU WILL RECEIVE HALF OF MY BODYBUILDING CONTEST CASH WINNINGS   
 



Location: GREAT KILLS
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 968423205

 ;D


LOL this shit is great!
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The_Leafy_Bug

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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2008, 01:07:53 PM »
Quote from: grab an umbrella on December 28, 2008, 01:01:58 PM
How's your training going?  Last pic I saw you were making some good progress...
Pretty decent... Did close grip rest pause bench with 275 today. Going back and working on more power lifting type stuff after my long layoff.
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2008, 01:09:18 PM »
Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on December 28, 2008, 01:07:53 PM
Pretty decent... Did close grip rest pause bench with 275 today. Going back and working on more power lifting type stuff after my long layoff.

Nice, any recent pics?  I remember when you were like 140 a year or so ago...
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2008, 01:10:18 PM »
Quote from: grab an umbrella on December 28, 2008, 01:09:18 PM
Nice, any recent pics?  I remember when you were like 140 a year or so ago...

That was pre roids  ;D
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2008, 01:10:29 PM »
Quote from: INSOMNIA on December 28, 2008, 12:52:11 PM
WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER - m4w - 44 (GREAT KILLS)

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Reply to: pers-968423205@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-23, 8:40PM EST



WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR AMATEUR BODYBUILDER
YOU WILL BE NEEDED TO:
1) PREPARE 6 MEALS A DAY WITH THE PROPER NUTRIENTS
2) SHAVE MY BODY DOWN EVERY OTHER DAY
3) RUB TANNING CREAM ON MY BODY EVERY OTHER DAY
4) RUB ME DOWN AFTER EACH DAY'S WORKOUTS
5) OIL ME UP BEFORE COMPETITIONS
6) CHEER FOR ME IN THE AUDIENCE
7) CONSTANTLY TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM
-6 DAYS A WEEK/ SUNDAYS OFF
FOR THIS SERVICE YOU WILL RECEIVE HALF OF MY BODYBUILDING CONTEST CASH WINNINGS  
  


Location: GREAT KILLS
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 968423205

 ;D



What "cash" winnings?
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2008, 01:12:01 PM »
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2008, 01:13:03 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on December 28, 2008, 01:10:29 PM
What "cash" winnings?

 ;D   thats what makes it so hilarious
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2008, 01:17:00 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 28, 2008, 01:03:22 PM
Maybe Acquiles doesn't like being alone?

bullshit

...black guys don't have much body hair to shave and they don't have to tan
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2008, 01:18:42 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 28, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
bullshit

...black guys don't have much body hair to shave and they don't have to tan

black guys have to tan
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2008, 01:19:44 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on December 28, 2008, 01:18:42 PM
black guys have to tan

you mean the ones who are trying to go from "Barrack Obama" to "Wesley Snipes", right?
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2008, 01:23:13 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 28, 2008, 01:19:44 PM
you mean the ones who are trying to go from "Barrack Obama" to "Wesley Snipes", right?

yes depending on skin tone a lot of black bodybuilders need to tan every little bit helps
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2008, 01:27:13 PM »
Quote from: Mars on December 28, 2008, 01:02:10 PM
she will also end up burned in the trunk of a car.
LOL ;D
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2008, 01:34:03 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 28, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
bullshit

...black guys don't have much body hair to shave and they don't have to tan

tanning helps to tighten up and thin the skin.
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Re: WANTED: FEMALE ASSISTANT FOR BODYBUILDER
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2008, 02:00:25 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on December 28, 2008, 01:10:29 PM
What "cash" winnings?

Shit, even the pros don't usually get paid..... :-\
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