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Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« on: December 29, 2008, 10:31:30 AM »
the abs strength of that man...



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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 10:32:45 AM »
He died destitute and penniless

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 10:33:03 AM »
How come a fat old man with a belly got more abs strength than everyone else?

"Richards began by letting people (including heavyweight champion Jack Dempsey) punch him in the gut. He then progressed to letting people jump on his belly, being struck by a two-by-four, being struck by a sledgehammer, and finally being shot by a 104-lb. cannonball from a spring-loaded 12 ft. cannon.[1] Richards limited his cannonball act to twice per day, as performing it more often was too painful."
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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 10:34:14 AM »
Cannonball on Van Hale's record cover:

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 10:35:01 AM »
maybe he used the ab lounge?

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 10:39:08 AM »


Squadfather thinks Jay cutler would get more girls then this thin dude with Chiseled abs

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2008, 11:39:25 AM »


Squadfather thinks Jay cutler would get more girls then this thin dude with Chiseled abs

Squad is right, because the "guy" in your pic thinks girls are icky and he loves the penis.

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2008, 11:41:38 AM »
he has small delts.

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2008, 11:42:27 AM »
canonball richards= WWII Era Bear

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2008, 12:03:19 PM »
My grandfather went to high school with a guy who used to let elephants jump on his stomach.

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2008, 12:10:43 PM »
My grandfather went to high school with a guy who used to let elephants jump on his stomach.

maybe thats what it takes to develop world class abdominals?
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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2008, 01:09:50 PM »
I'd rather watch Cannon Ball run.

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Re: Let me tell you about Cannonball Richards
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2008, 01:12:31 PM »
(:D ;D :D ;D :D .... :-X :-\)

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This was another dream I had with the same character. Sadly, I woke up somewhere in the middle of it, so I just dreamed up the rest.

I guess I was dozing off when I felt this warm fuzzy body lying next to me, its head on my shoulder. My eyes still shut, I reached around and felt its soft fur, its feminine waist and its tight butt. I heard a soft moan as i stroked her butt and her tail. I already knew who she was.

"Comfortable Naomi?" I asked.

"Mmm hmmmm..." was her response.

I opened my eyes to see her, snuggled next to me. Her eyes closed, her arm on my chest. I turned around to face her, and she opened her eyes and looked at me. She smiled and put her arms around my neck and pulled me closer. Of course I wanted her, so I too put both my arms around her waist and pulled her into a tight embrace. We held each other there for a while. smelling each others scent mixed with the salty ocean breeze.

"Baby, You're poking me." she said suddenly. I realize my penis was hard and started poking her.

"Naomi, you look, feel and smell wonderful. I cant help it if I always want you." I told her in a rather suggestive tone.

She gave me that suggestive grin. Then she put both her hands on my chest. Slowly, and playfully, she hoisted herself until she was sitting on top of my stomach, Straddling me. I took one look at her and gasped. She was a thing of beauty. She sat on me with the setting sun behind her. I looked at her in wonder as the setting sun seemed to set her yellow fur ablaze. Creating a almost mystical, glow that outlined her luscious body. She knew I was looking at her in awe. She started a little performance for me there.

First, she placed both her hands on her hips, slowly moving them across her waist, and crossing them against her stomach. She slowly brought them up to her chest and cupped each breast in the opposite hand. Stroking them and caressing them, squeezing her nipples. She lightly massaged each breast for a short time, swaying her body from left to right. The sun rays making her every move glow emphasizing the curves on her body and the firmness of her breast whenever she twisted slightly. I could feel my cock straining. Tapping her butt with every pulse. She of course felt this. And I thought I saw her grin. She lowered herself onto me, pushing her butt against my desperate prick. Her breast pressing against me as she looked into my eyes.

"You want me now.. dont you?" she said in a sly voice. And she kissed me before I could answer. I placed my hands on her waist, feeling her soft fur.

Now with her hands on my shoulders, her lips on mine, I thought she was going to let me into her soft depths. Instead, I felt a familiar electricity shoot through me again. She was stroking my penis with her tail again. My legs involuntarily parted, giving her access to my balls. She quickly took the opportunity to slide that tantalizing tail of hers between my legs stroking my testicles. i was actually at her mercy., panting and breathing heavily. She giggled every time my body spasmed under her. I was sweating profusely now. Every inch of me wanted release.

She felt my need to be in her. She too wanted to feel my pulsing cock inside her. And she wanted to cum as I came. To feel her orgasm hit as I filled her with my cum. She released my balls from her tormenting estacy and was beginning to wet herself. I could feel her juices flowing across my stomach as she sat up straight. She was really wetting herself watching me squirm.

She raised herself off me. Her tail, no longer on my privates, now allowed my penis to relax a little. I felt it start to become limp again. I looked up at her. She was positioning herself on top of y cock now. I was ready to take her. My dick still a little limp, but that could be fixed. However, before I could do anything, I felt something wet touch my cock. I looked up and saw what it was. Naomi was feeling hot. Her face was flushed and sweat was on her brow. She was panting masturbating. I looked at that beautiful girl of hers. She was glistening with pussy juice. it was dripping from her tight girl and onto my cock. I just sat there, staring as she dripped more and more juice on me. She lowered herself onto my now rock hard cock. Holding my cock in one hand, she guided me into her. My cock now touching her pussy lips. Slowly parting them. She shuddered as i went into her. Resting on her knees, my cock was halfway inside her.Still panting, she lowered herself, swallowing my cock, until she was sitting on me, By now, I was leaning back on my chair. My eyes almost rolled back into my head. I could feel her squeezing my cock with her girl.

I raised my arms and placed my hands on her waist. I held her there for a moment. Then she started to hump me. Raising up and down on my dick. I felt her hands on my chest. She leaned forward slightly to control her movements. Slowly at first she moved. Savoring every inch of me that was in her. Up and down she bounced on me. Slowly increasing the pace, she was soon bouncing off me like a piston.

"Baby... I'm going to... cum...." I gasped

"No... no... wait for me... I wanna... cum with you...." she plead.

"Baby, I'm almost there... I cant... cant... hold .... on" I warned her.

She stopped humping me. Instead, she sat on me, my cock deep and pulsing in her. She started grinding her pussy on me, trying to build her orgasm. She wanted me to do something... anything to help her reach her climax. I saw her clit exposed. I licked my thumb and started rubbing her exposed clit. She started moaning more, begging me to press harder. I pressed harder and rubbed her clit faster. The more I rubbed, the closer she was getting. I knew for her girl was squeezing me more and more as she grinded her pelvis on me.

But it was not enough. I was on the verge of cumming in her. And I didn't think she was ready for me yet. Desperate to make my lover cum with me, i put my cum soaked fingers into my ice tea and struggled to pulled out a small block of ice. With the other hand I continued to massage her clit while i readied my new weapon. Any moment now I could blow m load. Massaging her clit, i saw my chance. Her girl lips gripped my cock then relesed slightly. I quickly used my fingers to keep her lips open and then I pushed the long ice piece as deep as I could into her hot girl!

And then it happened! She screamed as i pushed the cold ice into her hot pussy. She came and came. She clamped on to my cock and squeezed it with all the muscle power she had it that sexy girl of hers. The pressure and the ice in her made me come hard. She milked and milked my cock as I filled her full of cum. Again, I couldn't believe how much I had to give her and it was evident as she sat on me, still in estaxy, my cum was seeping out of her, onto me, dripping past my now empty balls and onto my chair.

Naomi slowly lowered herself down onto me, and she lay there, spent and exhausted. I felt her breathing, trying to catch her breath. her fur, a little wet from sweating. I put both my arms around her and hugged her tight, kissing her cheeks, telling her how much i loved her and the sex we always had. She smiled at me and pushed her head against my chin, to tired to speak. My cock was still in her and she was still dripping cum on me. I started playing with her tail as it came up across her back. She has such a long and luscious tail. I held it in one had and stroked her tail fur with the other. I know she loves me stroking her tail for I can usually hear or feel her 'purring' i think, everytime I do it. Even when asleep.

Soon, she got up and looked at me with those dark eyes of hers. I pulled her head close and kissed her cheek again, She saw my drink still on the table. She reached for the glass and took a swing from it.

"Ah... that was pretty good tea baby. Different yet tasty. Whats in it?"

I smiled at her and she gave me a puzzled look. I sighed and reached down with my hand and slip two fingers deep into her wet dripping pussy. She yelped at the intrusion, and gave me another puzzled look. I brought my cum soaked fingers back to her face. She took one look and blushed. Smiled sheepishly and lay back on my chest. My cock, still inside her sweet girl, started to harden inside her again.