noi like a lot..like fisting,using the baseball bat but pissing is not my thing
Have you tried it??
no but i know what i likeyou tried it?
omfg some deviant bastards running around in here
not deviant, just want to spice up life a bit
it's cool, bro....BTW I'm definitely not into shit (scat games) haha.
No, me either. Too bad tho. It would make those awkward cornholing a chick moments go so much more smoothly instead of "Uh, Houston we've got a problem."
only if she would piss on me in return.
I'm still desperately trying to cling onto my childhood fantasy that girls (at least the good-looking ones, anyway) don't poop or fart--that their asshole is there purely for cosmetic and sexual reasons.
My ex used to shit with the door open so she could carry on a conversation with me. She also nicknamed the dog "poo" and would have conversations with him while shitting. The neighbors house was pretty close to the toilet window. They must have thought she was fucking certifiable. "Hello poo. You having a good day poo? Ohhh you're a good poo, yes you are."
haha my ex used to tell me she would take a hand mirror and look at her asshole after shitting to see if she had a hemorrhoid or some shit