Author Topic: Looking good in clothes vs. looking good naked (Read 5205 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #25 on:** January 02, 2009, 02:13:36 PM »

You gots to love dumb bitches. Had one who was scared to death to blow me because she was afraid of getting pregnant but let me fuck her without a condom as long as I blew my load on outside of her like on her stomach or tits. Fucking chick claimed her mom told her to be carefull swallowing cum because it can make her pregnant faster. lol.

dov · « **Reply #26 on:** January 02, 2009, 04:21:28 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 01:27:46 PM

dude the fuccked up thing is that in clothes this bitch looked INCREDIBLE, that's what drew me to her in the first place.

you should've known something was'nt right when she accepted you

nycbull · « **Reply #27 on:** January 02, 2009, 04:38:05 PM »

what about you guys here at getbig, do you think your better looking with clothes on or off?

What is more important in life?

Bluto · « **Reply #28 on:** January 02, 2009, 04:46:12 PM »

dont matter how you look these are the times of the internet only the brain matters

technokc · « **Reply #29 on:** January 02, 2009, 04:55:53 PM »

Anytime you fuck a new girl fella's you shouldn't go full bore naked on the first go around. Try it first with the pants off and the shirt opened but not off it is a button up, or just pushed up over the bra if it is a t-shirt. That way you can get a glimpse of the goods without going blind if she looks like a gremlin threw up under there.

Assuming it is all good the make or break part comes next with the bra off. a girl can have some seriously nice tits in a shirt but when it all comes off I've seen some look like two whales jumping out of a second story window. Or worse yet the dreaded upside down 70's porn triangle titties!

HTexan · « **Reply #30 on:** January 02, 2009, 05:01:18 PM »

spandex!!! All spandex!!

pumpster · « **Reply #31 on:** January 02, 2009, 05:01:40 PM »

Keep the lights off.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #32 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:34:42 PM »

Quote from: dov on January 02, 2009, 04:21:28 PM

you should've known something was'nt right when she accepted you

hahaha, spend your "prize money" yet, Chicken legs?

jtsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:47:38 PM »

Alex looks good with his cloathes on and off

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #34 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:57:10 PM »

i used to do the "tap". i'd tell a joke and then we'd laugh and i'd tap her belly a couple times pretending i'm laughing. if it was hard, good to go. if it was jiggly and flabby, i'd keep drinking.

webcake · « **Reply #35 on:** January 02, 2009, 06:58:04 PM »

Quote from: jtsunami on January 02, 2009, 06:47:38 PM

Alex looks good with his cloathes on and off

You look pretty good yourself!!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #36 on:** January 02, 2009, 07:07:01 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on January 02, 2009, 06:57:10 PM

i used to do the "tap". i'd tell a joke and then we'd laugh and i'd tap her belly a couple times pretending i'm laughing. if it was hard, good to go. if it was jiggly and flabby, i'd keep drinking.

You'd give her the Pilsbury Doughboy treatment?

Sounds like when women do the arm 'grab 'n squeeze'.

jtsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** January 02, 2009, 07:09:09 PM »

Quote from: webcke on January 02, 2009, 06:58:04 PM

You look pretty good yourself!!

thanks !

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #38 on:** January 02, 2009, 09:37:23 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 02, 2009, 01:46:40 PM

That seems to be the case most of the time. You really roll the dice with thicker girls because they can hide some of those belly rolls and cellulite in dark clothes.

I hooked up with this hottie but she was total tomboy the way she dressed, but pretty as hell, played volleyball at my college. She wore loose clothes, like sports. When I got her naked she was fit as a mutherfucker. She was totally smokin. Best bod in the world. She just didn't dress that way.

The best thing about Bejing 2008

TechnoViking · « **Reply #39 on:** January 02, 2009, 10:19:05 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on January 02, 2009, 01:34:25 PM

I've had the same shit happen to me, several times... in the club they look bangin, I think it's the spandex/lycra that holds all the shit together, when they pull that shit off gravity takes over and shit just goes down like a deck of cards, tits sag, hips and ass explode outwards... you're left saying 'WTF ?!!'

What you need to do is turn your bedroom into a night club with black lights and globe and everything...That way she will look the same at home as she did in the club...I recommend also setting up a DJ's booth at the foot of your bed...

peace out

TechnoViking · « **Reply #40 on:** January 02, 2009, 10:23:21 PM »

Also guys here is a little peace of info that you may want to think about...If a girl has a C-section, there is a 75% chance she has herpies...It the number 1 reason why women have C-sections...So suit up boys...

peace out

tbombz · « **Reply #41 on:** January 02, 2009, 10:59:51 PM »

Quote from: technokc on January 02, 2009, 04:55:53 PM

Anytime you fuck a new girl fella's you shouldn't go full bore naked on the first go around. Try it first with the pants off and the shirt opened but not off it is a button up, or just pushed up over the bra if it is a t-shirt. That way you can get a glimpse of the goods without going blind if she looks like a gremlin threw up under there.

Assuming it is all good the make or break part comes next with the bra off. a girl can have some seriously nice tits in a shirt but when it all comes off I've seen some look like two whales jumping out of a second story window. Or worse yet the dreaded upside down 70's porn triangle titties!

what ? nah man id rather be naked

dov · « **Reply #42 on:** January 03, 2009, 04:56:14 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 06:34:42 PM

hahaha, spend your "prize money" yet, Chicken legs?

haha..yeah, went down to Key West for Christmas and had a blast! Curious, who do you like in the SuperBowl? I'll take Colts vs Philly

jtsunami · « **Reply #43 on:** January 03, 2009, 07:35:20 AM »

Quote from: dov on January 03, 2009, 04:56:14 AM

haha..yeah, went down to Key West for Christmas and had a blast! Curious, who do you like in the SuperBowl? I'll take Colts vs Philly

lol @ the chicken legs QO that is a damn good comment

jt

m8 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 03, 2009, 07:54:44 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 02, 2009, 01:01:41 PM

the upside is that asian girls are EXTREMELY clean (odor/hygene wise) so you can eat ass all day...if that is your thing

bullshit generalization.

madmax · « **Reply #45 on:** January 03, 2009, 07:57:50 AM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 02, 2009, 12:59:04 PM

I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.

Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...

QuakerOats · « **Reply #46 on:** January 03, 2009, 08:43:06 AM »

Quote from: dov on January 03, 2009, 04:56:14 AM

haha..yeah, went down to Key West for Christmas and had a blast! Curious, who do you like in the SuperBowl? I'll take Colts vs Philly

Giants vs. Colts.

HTexan · « **Reply #47 on:** January 04, 2009, 12:44:02 AM »

Quote from: madmax on January 03, 2009, 07:57:50 AM

Daddy did a good job raising her.....

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #48 on:** January 04, 2009, 01:09:15 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 01:07:18 PM

had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars.

Is this the trailer-park chick? No, wait, couldn't be... she's too fat to look "incredible in clothes". The c-section thing sounds right, though.

no one · « **Reply #49 on:** January 04, 2009, 01:35:29 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on January 02, 2009, 02:11:54 PM

Sorry, I couldnt respond well to your gay dream.
Another reveal of Getbig homo.

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