From the great Coolio:
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Wanker's Paraside
Showerin' the Monkey, Monkey in the shower,
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's jerkin', but half of them ain't lookin
It's goin on in the forum, the hell with decorum
They say I got ta stop, but nobody's here to make me
If they cant whack it, how can they reach me?
I guess they cain't -- I guess they won't
I guess they front; that's why I know my balls is outta spunk, fool