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The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« on: January 05, 2009, 03:09:46 PM »
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polychronopolous

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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2009, 03:18:33 PM »
"No, I waited 2 hours he never came" What the fuck does that mean?? Just like all these pros that come in here, he has to make it sound all dramatic and shit.

Chuck Zito would have bitchslapped both these guys together like the 3 stooges.
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2009, 03:36:05 PM »
van damme would fuck seagal up
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2009, 03:48:07 PM »
yes seagal is fat and we should not for get that van damme pretty much killed this mongolian guy in "the quest"
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2009, 03:48:50 PM »
"If I'm not there in 2 hours start without me" - Seagal
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2009, 03:50:03 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on January 05, 2009, 03:18:33 PM
"No, I waited 2 hours he never came" What the fuck does that mean?? Just like all these pros that come in here, he has to make it sound all dramatic and shit.

Chuck Zito would have bitchslapped both these guys together like the 3 stooges.

Bang their heads together like Moe.   :D
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2009, 03:55:50 PM »
Chuck zito  ::)

he was never ever a quality fighter ...

everybody is a brawler when it comes to throwing a surprise punch .

get them one on one and room and all of a sudden reality kicks in : they cannot fight worth a damn.
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2009, 04:07:38 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on January 05, 2009, 03:55:50 PM
Chuck zito  ::)

he was never ever a quality fighter ...

everybody is a brawler when it comes to throwing a surprise punch .

get them one on one and room and all of a sudden reality kicks in : they cannot fight worth a damn.

HAHA here we go again.........

"he was never a quality fighter"

"get them one one on in a room and all of a sudden reality kicks in : they cannot fight worth a damn"



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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 04:09:42 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on January 05, 2009, 04:07:38 PM
HAHA here we go again.........

"he was never a quality fighter"

"get them one one on in a room and all of a sudden reality kicks in : they cannot fight worth a damn"




chuck zito as a world class brawler ....aaaa...ok

polyefeminate : I saw guys on the street and I sparred with really good fighters in the gym ....

there's a world of difference between a good fighter and a guy who got into some fights ...
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2009, 04:11:24 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on January 05, 2009, 04:09:42 PM
chuck zito as a world class brawler ....aaaa...ok

polyefeminate : I saw guys on the street and I sparred with really good fighters in the gym ....

there's a world of difference between a good fighter and a guy who got into some fights ...

Do you really think JC is a "good fighter" sevastopol?
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polychronopolous

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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2009, 04:14:08 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 05, 2009, 04:11:24 PM
Do you really think JC is a "good fighter" sevastopol?

Oh course, he probably also thinks Rocky Balboa was a real guy...........
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2009, 04:27:43 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on January 05, 2009, 04:14:08 PM
Oh course, he probably also thinks Rocky Balboa was a real guy...........

Carl Weathers died for Rocky you asshole. :'(
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2009, 04:44:59 PM »
Word to the wise, fighting is kinda dumb.
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2009, 04:59:36 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on January 05, 2009, 03:55:50 PM
Chuck zito  ::)

he was never ever a quality fighter ...

everybody is a brawler when it comes to throwing a surprise punch .

get them one on one and room and all of a sudden reality kicks in : they cannot fight worth a damn.

He was a good amateur boxer and a brawler but like Tito Ortiz said he would kill Zito in 2 minutes
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2009, 05:39:50 PM »
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2009, 05:44:25 PM »
Segal didn't want to be in jail for kicking that twink's ass.
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2009, 05:49:25 PM »
A 37 year old man waits for a 47 year old man for 2 hours out in a yard to fight him...


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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2009, 05:54:05 PM »
imagine being there that night!
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2009, 05:54:24 PM »
I hate to say this, but even a fat/out of shape Segal, would murder Van DAmme.... (Though in Van DAmme's defense...Lionhart is the coolest movie ever!  8)

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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2009, 05:55:26 PM »
Funny shit! Thanks for posting! :D
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2009, 05:56:57 PM »
Dude you better take this to another board man! The G & O board is for BBing gossip and closet homosexual hookups only!

Ignorance is bliss I guess!
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2009, 10:16:53 PM »
Van Damme will beat the shit out of that fat bastard. 

Van Damme fucking rocks!
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2009, 10:31:53 PM »
From everything Ive read about how good they actually are irl, Seagal would murder him.
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2009, 10:35:27 PM »
The problem with Steven's art (aikido) is that it's based more on redirecting your opponent's energy against him (kind of in the way Judo does) thus against Van Damme, a seasoned Karate vet with a good offense, it wouldn't have done much. Most guy who do aikido wait for the other guy to attack them, they have no real offensive movements themselves. So unless Van Damme had charged Seagal like a running bull, Seagal wouldn't really have been able to do shit.
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Re: The Truth About The Van Damme/Steven Seagal Fight!
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2009, 10:46:51 PM »
"anybody seen richie...errr I mean van damme"
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