new years resolutioners ruined my monday workout

[nodeal]

i walk into my gym monday and it was like a freaking country club. hordes of people all over the place, around every machine. i walk into the locker room and it hits me, new years resolution. i made a round around the gym to check it out, and confirmed my observations of its undesirable cluster fuck of people ready to "make a change". 99% of these idiots will be out of here in 2 weeks. until then, ill just try to go to the gym later at night when its a little more empty. i dont like dealing with this shit. it shouldnt take a holiday to make someone realize theyre a fat lazy slob.

[webcake]

fuck em.....

[kawaks]

i walk into my gym monday and it was like a freaking country club. hordes of people all over the place, around every machine. i walk into the locker room and it hits me, new years resolution. i made a round around the gym to check it out, and confirmed my observations of its undesirable cluster fuck of people ready to "make a change". 99% of these idiots will be out of here in 2 weeks. until then, ill just try to go to the gym later at night when its a little more empty. i dont like dealing with this shit. it shouldnt take a holiday to make someone realize theyre a fat lazy slob.

Well just bounce them off the machines, son! Bodybuilders, particularly the hardcore types tend to just intimidate the shit out of these 'new starts' anyways, so go on, piss 'em off both literally and physically.

Just say something like "Hey, you dont mind if I use this 'fckin machine now do ya?"

Works everytime. Hell, I even did that to a group of womens and they have their own fcking 'special needs' gym for older gals downthestairs!

[LatsMcGee]

Next time just go sit on the preacher curl station and masturbate. 

[Mars]

when a newcomer occupies a bench or machine i want to use im already thinking, its aint going to work for you cause ur gone next month anyway so fuckoff fat fuck.

[CalvinH]

Waa,waa,waa.stop complaining people.instead of bitching you should be checking out to see if any new cute females have joined.

[TrapsMcLats]

Yeah, look for hot sluts, and don't hate on these people, at least they're trying... or trying to try.  Its better to see a little fight in a person than one who is 350 lbs eating crap all day long and sweating from walking in the parking lot.

[Method101]

Just say something like "Hey, you dont mind if I use this 'fckin machine now do ya?"

if a 180lbs moron like you tried saying that to any one with a pair of balls you would get your head knocked off your skinny neck.

[johnnynoname]

i must live a weird area cuz the gym was dead on monday here

[funk51]

tell them you post on getbig and that will impress the shit out of them and they'll step aside as you pass in all your exalted glory.

[Rimbaud]

i must live a weird area cuz the gym was dead on monday here

I know what you mean. My gym was less crowded then a typical monday.

However, Friday afternoon was a little bit of a clusterfuck.

[johnnynoname]

I know what you mean. My gym was less crowded then a typical monday.

However, Friday afternoon was a little bit of a clusterfuck.

I was smart to avoid it friday and thursday

[body88]

Whats the big deal?  So you wait an extra min or two to use a machine.  I doubt the gym was so mobbed that you had to wait very long for something.  I was pumped due to all the hot females that joined for a month or two.


You can smell the fresh pussy in the air!

[johnnynoname]

I was pumped due to all the hot females that joined for a month or two.


You can smell the fresh pussy in the air!

not at my gym

since most of the "hot" girls around here are married they have no reason to go to the gym/stay in shape- c unts

[tbombz]

Whats the big deal?  So you wait an extra min or two to use a machine.  I doubt the gym was so mobbed that you had to wait very long for something.  I was pumped due to all the hot females that joined for a month or two.


You can smell the fresh pussy in the air!

for real


with the extra couple hunnies in the gym, ive been having to strip of my long sleeve at the end of my workouts whne im pumped up and hit a few shots in the mirror. shoot a few smiles and winks at em

(okay i dont smile and wink but the rest is true)

[Rimbaud]

Whats the big deal?  So you wait an extra min or two to use a machine.  I doubt the gym was so mobbed that you had to wait very long for something.  I was pumped due to all the hot females that joined for a month or two.


You can smell the fresh pussy in the air!

I think it depends on how much of a hurry one is in.

[body88]

not at my gym

since most of the "hot" girls around here are married they have no reason to go to the gym/stay in shape- c unts

Thats understandable then.

[nodeal]

i must live a weird area cuz the gym was dead on monday here

haha well i go to LA fitness so sometimes it gets to be more of a club than a place to workout. i have a love/hate relationship with my gym.

[Buffgeek]

in 6-8 weeks it will all be back to normal just like every other year.

I feel ya tho.... had to scramble around to get my workout in.

[Mr. Magoo]

Just go to the squat rack and do some 20 rep squats, screaming on the last 10. Start cursing really loudly about the last 5 or so.

I bet you 10 bucks if you do this enough, you'd have the whole squat rack to urself everytime u come into the gym 

[johnnynoname]

in 6-8 weeks it will all be back to normal just like every other year.

god bless you- you have alot of faith in human determination

I say give it 2 Weeks MAX before it gets back to normal

[flagadajones]

answer: Home Gym.

[Cavalier22]

yes, the last two days after work have sucked.  people using all the machines/benches, etc, sweating all over the place and not wiping after themselves.  leaving their 15 lb dumbells all over the place.

When I was in college it was always the first week of each semester and the two weeks before spring break that were packed.  I remember one time I was behind these two douchebags with spiked hair at the dining hall salad bar.  this one guy starts to put ranch dressing on his salad, and his friend grabs his hand and says "hey dude, we got spring break in a week...use light dressing"  the other guy goes "oh yeah good call" and uses light dressing. 

hilarious/pathetic

[Kegdrainer]

i made it my resolution to triple my intake of broccoli and cauliflower for the month of January so I can rip gigantic farts on all the noobs at my gym when I have to stand there and wait for equipment.

the fiber doesnt hurt either.

[nodeal]

Just go to the squat rack and do some 20 rep squats, screaming on the last 10. Start cursing really loudly about the last 5 or so.

I bet you 10 bucks if you do this enough, you'd have the whole squat rack to urself everytime u come into the gym 

even the squat racks are completely owned by these noobs doing barbell curls, shoulder presses, and 135 half rep squats.

god bless you- you have alot of faith in human determination

I say give it 2 Weeks MAX before it gets back to normal

definitely. no more than 2 weeks until these people fall out of their routines.