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NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« on: January 09, 2009, 05:46:22 AM »
It's really starting to piss me off.

All these magazines and people that give IFBB Pro's a nicknames for the sake of it.
Even amatuers have nicknames now days.

For some Pro's it's acceptable, like Dexter "The Blade" Jackson or Dennis "The Big Bad" Wolf
Back 10 years ago, the Pro's didn't have all these stupid unnecessary nicknames.. just a few of the top Pro's.

Here's a few Examples

Branch "The Texas Titan" Warren
Erik "The House" Fankhouser
Phil "The Gift" Heath
Trey "The Phenom" Brewer
Brandon "Prodigy" Curry
Gustavo "Freakin Rican" Badell
David "Giant Killer" Henry
Kai Greene "The Predator"

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2009, 05:49:47 AM »
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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2009, 06:04:06 AM »
yes it gets boring.

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 07:27:41 AM »
Jay 'the Fridge' Cutler
Paul Dillet "Mr Freeze'
Matt "Dubai, India' Tsinkorang
Lee Priest "Captain CAPS'
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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 07:30:02 AM »
to be fair, Brandon Curry didnt have anything to do with his nickname, BSN gave it to him in their ads so he would seem more catchy. I dont think he really likes it.

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 07:37:26 AM »
to be fair, Brandon Curry didnt have anything to do with his nickname, BSN gave it to him in their ads so he would seem more catchy. I dont think he really likes it.
Did you ask him or something?

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2009, 07:38:33 AM »
Did you ask him or something?

He said it a long time ago on flex forums

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2009, 07:38:57 AM »
they're all 'meat gazers' so why even bother with nicknames?

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2009, 07:40:34 AM »
they're all 'meat gazers' so why even bother with nicknames?
translation=your girlfriend drools and gets wet when she sees an issue of Flex on the shelf and then laughs at your skinny/fat 13 inch arms in comparison. :D

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2009, 07:41:08 AM »
It's really starting to piss me off.

All these magazines and people that give IFBB Pro's a nicknames for the sake of it.
Even amatuers have nicknames now days.

For some Pro's it's acceptable, like Dexter "The Blade" Jackson or Dennis "The Big Bad" Wolf
Back 10 years ago, the Pro's didn't have all these stupid unnecessary nicknames.. just a few of the top Pro's.

Here's a few Examples

Branch "The Texas Titan" Warren
Erik "The House" Fankhouser
Phil "The Gift" Heath
Trey "The Phenom" Brewer
Brandon "Prodigy" Curry
Gustavo "Freakin Rican" Badell
David "Giant Killer" Henry
Kai Greene "The Predator"


LMAO...some real creative ones there.  "The House" as a nickname for a guy who happens to have the word "house" in his name?  OMFG...the most disturbing one I remember was Tommi "Glutezilla" Thorvildsen a few years ago.  Some sick schmoe must've come up with that one.  

But its 10x worse in MMA, where there are about a million fighters nicknamed "The (insert adjective) Assassin"!  I love it when they have an "assassin" nickname and their record is like 1-4.

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 07:41:36 AM »

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2009, 07:43:32 AM »
translation=your girlfriend drools and gets wet when she sees an issue of Flex on the shelf and then laughs at your skinny/fat 13 inch arms in comparison. :D
Your on today.  Funny as usual

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2009, 07:43:55 AM »
translation=your girlfriend drools and gets wet when she sees an issue of Flex on the shelf and then laughs at your skinny/fat 13 inch arms in comparison. :D

you figured me out. well done.

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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2009, 07:46:58 AM »
Your on today.  Funny as usual
hahahaha, i can just picture this guy trying to talk his "girlfriend" out of being attracted to huge bodybuilders, "those guys are all muscles and no brains sweetie, plus they have small dicks and they can't move in bed or in the cage doing MMA, they're in nowhere near the shape i am, i maybe 157 pounds but at least i can move and put a sentence together, you don't really like those gross guys do you?" ;D

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2009, 07:48:01 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2009, 07:53:14 AM »
hahahaha, i can just picture this guy trying to talk his "girlfriend" out of being attracted to huge bodybuilders, "those guys are all muscles and no brains sweetie, plus they have small dicks and they can't move in bed or in the cage doing MMA, they're in nowhere near the shape i am, i maybe 157 pounds but at least i can move and put a sentence together, you don't really like those gross guys do you?" ;D

you can't be more wrong on all of these... but keep em coming. its very entertaining.  :)

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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2009, 07:56:11 AM »
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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2009, 08:00:19 AM »
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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2009, 08:03:08 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2009, 08:04:51 AM »
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Re: NICKNAMES FOR IFBB PRO'S
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2009, 08:10:28 AM »

But its 10x worse in MMA, where there are about a million fighters nicknamed "The (insert adjective) Assassin"!  I love it when they have an "assassin" nickname and their record is like 1-4.

haha no shit.  And whats worse is that idiot announcer in the UFC who anytime he says a fighters name he just has to include their nickname every single time.

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