Author Topic: Opinions on gayness vs. fatness???? LMAO Ricky Gervais comic genius! (Read 2950 times)

MuscleMcMannus · « **on:** January 10, 2009, 01:41:24 AM »

I heard someone on the radio once say that they were tired of the prejudice aimed at the overweight. They said something like "you're not allowed to make fun of gay people, so why are you allowed to make fun of fat people? It's the same thing."

It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.

When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people.

LMAO!

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:07:49 AM »

1. Homosexuality injures the fabric of society, especially children.

2. Homosexuality is anti procreation.

3. Homosexuality does not offer the stability of a traditional family.

4. Homosexuals have a higher incidence of infidelity.

5. Homosexuals have a shortened lifespan.

6. Homosexuals have a much higher incidence of domestic violence.

7. Homosexuals have a much higher rate of molestation than Heterosexuals

8. Homosexuality is not condoned in the Bible.

9. Homosexuals want to redefine marriage, changing the uniqueness of heterosexual marriage.

10. Homosexual marriages will lead to other “unnatural” unions

11. Homosexual marriage is not a “right”

12. Homosexual relationships are dangerously unhealthy.

13. God did not intend for same sex relationships to exist.

14. Homosexuality is not genetic.

15. Homosexuals should not be given benefits of marriage.

Same sex couples should not be rewarded with the benefits of marriage, because immoral behavior should not be rewarded. It is not a matter of rights or fairness, if the act is immoral, why should that be praised or rewarded? Most do not think that adulterers or fornicators should be rewarded alimony or benefits. Should any sin be tolerated or promoted with benefits? Those who want the benefits of marriage should comply with the intent of the Creator that intended only marriage, between one man and one woman. Feelings for fairness do not determine what is right or moral or you will have moral anarchy. The reason heterosexual married couples are rewarded benefits is that society recognizes this as the best kind of relationship for stability and perpetuation of human kind.

http://snappoll.com/poll/301674.php

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:11:12 AM »

16: CAN NOT SERVE IN ANY BRANCH OF THE ARMED FORCES

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit? -Joel

How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray! -Robyn

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in? -Pete

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence. -Pete

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down! -syanide-mike

What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy! -Jake

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids -Chris

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! -zeiglar

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?

What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur?
A Mega-sore-ass! -Tom

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A "Lickalotapus" - Otto

What kind of dog would a lesbian never have?
A weiner dog! - Liz

Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job - Otto

What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
A Klondike - otto

What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum. - fat ginger

What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!! - jahjah

io856 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:13:02 AM »

wolfgang why are you so obsessed with men getting their penis' covered in man shit?

who gives a fuck!

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:22:39 AM »

Wolfgang it was supposed to be funny you sick fuck!

burn2live · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2009, 08:12:10 AM »

Ricky Gervais is a funny bastard

io856 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:17:16 AM »

Quote from: wolfgang187 on January 10, 2009, 02:07:49 AM

1. Homosexuality injures the fabric of society, especially children.

2. Homosexuality is anti procreation.

3. Homosexuality does not offer the stability of a traditional family.

4. Homosexuals have a higher incidence of infidelity.

5. Homosexuals have a shortened lifespan.

6. Homosexuals have a much higher incidence of domestic violence.

7. Homosexuals have a much higher rate of molestation than Heterosexuals

8. Homosexuality is not condoned in the Bible.

9. Homosexuals want to redefine marriage, changing the uniqueness of heterosexual marriage.

10. Homosexual marriages will lead to other “unnatural” unions

11. Homosexual marriage is not a “right”

12. Homosexual relationships are dangerously unhealthy.

13. God did not intend for same sex relationships to exist.

14. Homosexuality is not genetic.

15. Homosexuals should not be given benefits of marriage.

Same sex couples should not be rewarded with the benefits of marriage, because immoral behavior should not be rewarded. It is not a matter of rights or fairness, if the act is immoral, why should that be praised or rewarded? Most do not think that adulterers or fornicators should be rewarded alimony or benefits. Should any sin be tolerated or promoted with benefits? Those who want the benefits of marriage should comply with the intent of the Creator that intended only marriage, between one man and one woman. Feelings for fairness do not determine what is right or moral or you will have moral anarchy. The reason heterosexual married couples are rewarded benefits is that society recognizes this as the best kind of relationship for stability and perpetuation of human kind.

http://snappoll.com/poll/301674.php

webcake · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:30:09 AM »

lmao.....that duck footed schmoe is a hardcore homophobe?

Looks like a little fag himself...

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #8 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:41:19 AM »

He has Nasseristic eyes, too.

Tre · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:54:50 AM »

Quote from: wolfgang187 on January 10, 2009, 02:07:49 AM

1. Homosexuality injures the fabric of society, especially children.

This is only true if you're a pussy.

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4. Homosexuals have a higher incidence of infidelity.

100% false.

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8. Homosexuality is not condoned in the Bible.

But ignorance, prejudice, and hatred are. Keep your bible to yourself, pussy (see above).

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9. Homosexuals want to redefine marriage, changing the uniqueness of heterosexual marriage.

Yeah, because non-homosexuals have done such a terrific job with 'marriage'.

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15. Homosexuals should not be given benefits of marriage.

You are free to hate homosexuals and you are free to hate this country, but standing for an anti-American ideal - unfair taxation - makes you an enemy of my country.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:57:05 AM »

Quote from: Tre on March 13, 2009, 05:54:50 AM

This is only true if you're a pussy.

100% false.

But ignorance, prejudice, and hatred are. Keep your bible to yourself, pussy (see above).

Yeah, because non-homosexuals have done such a terrific job with 'marriage'.

You are free to hate homosexuals and you are free to hate this country, but standing for an anti-American ideal - unfair taxation - makes you an enemy of my country.

As well as being the top schmoe you are a closet queen.

webcake · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:57:35 AM »

Quote from: io856 on March 13, 2009, 05:17:16 AM

Quote from: Tre on March 13, 2009, 05:54:50 AM

This is only true if you're a pussy.

100% false.

But ignorance, prejudice, and hatred are. Keep your bible to yourself, pussy (see above).

Yeah, because non-homosexuals have done such a terrific job with 'marriage'.

You are free to hate homosexuals and you are free to hate this country, but standing for an anti-American ideal - unfair taxation - makes you an enemy of my country.

And here is the man whom those beliefs belong too..... $:-\$

Tre · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:57:44 AM »

Quote from: webcke on March 13, 2009, 05:30:09 AM

lmao.....that duck footed schmoe is a hardcore homophobe?

Looks like a little fag himself...

Oh shit, it's *that* guy...yes, he's definitely gay.

I hope he's able to use that bible of his to get beyond his self-hatred so that he can live freely.

Tre · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:03:14 AM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on March 13, 2009, 05:57:05 AM

As well as being the top schmoe you are a closet queen.

We had a very interesting discussion on ~~Tre~~BGTV the other night with a schmoe who swore he was a homosexual. He said he loves girls who are motivated to take as much male hormone as possible and he also likes MTF trannies, but the conclusion of our panel was that he was only 'bisexual leaning', at most, because he's not at all attracted to phenotypic males in the general population.

It was definitely one of the most interesting discussions we've had on the program.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:25:43 AM »

Quote from: Tre on March 13, 2009, 05:57:44 AM

Oh shit, it's *that* guy...yes, he's definitely gay.

I hope he's able to use that bible of his to get beyond his self-hatred so that he can live freely.

x2.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:27:03 AM »

wolfgang is DEFINITLEY NOT GAY

gay men have WAYYYYYYYYYY better fashion sense

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #16 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:33:01 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 13, 2009, 06:27:03 AM

wolfgang is DEFINITLEY NOT GAY

gay men have WAYYYYYYYYYY better fashion sense

Oh johnny......what about Vince Goodrum?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #17 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:34:33 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 13, 2009, 06:33:01 AM

Oh johnny......what about Vince Goodrum?

he's definitley straight

no gay dude would fuck him

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:36:54 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on March 13, 2009, 06:34:33 AM

he's definitley straight

no gay dude would fuck him

haha, you better tell Queen Vissy about that....maybe they both are straight and just don't realize it?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:38:19 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 13, 2009, 06:36:54 AM

haha, you better tell Queen Vissy about that....maybe they both are straight and just don't realize it?

they probably don't realize, to be honest

HTexan · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:28:09 AM »

So he is in the closet? Maybe bay could help him out...

Awesomo · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:08:22 AM »

Gays make up roughly 2-3% of the population and yet make up over 50% of aids cases in the U.S. Hmm.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:10:58 AM »

Quote from: webcke on March 13, 2009, 05:30:09 AM

lmao.....that duck footed schmoe is a hardcore homophobe?

Looks like a little fag himself...

Kwon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:11:45 AM »

Wolfgang is probably not gay, if he was he would dress better, but...

Epic Duck-footed ballerina stance.

Epic belt.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:15:19 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on March 13, 2009, 09:11:45 AM

Wolfgang is probably not gay, if he was he would dress better, but...

Epic Duck-footed ballerina stance.

Epic belt.

Don't forget the epic mom-jeans.