Author Topic: Altercation At The Gym. (Read 50284 times)

James Phoenix · « **Reply #250 on:** January 11, 2009, 08:23:47 PM »

Suckmymuscle doesn't breath; he holds air hostage.

HeyNow · « **Reply #251 on:** January 12, 2009, 12:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on January 11, 2009, 06:52:46 PM

all of a sudden he dropped his law career to move to brazil with some chick

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Still waiting for a response.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #252 on:** January 12, 2009, 01:08:14 PM »

are you okay suckmymuscle?

Earl1972 · « **Reply #253 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:01:33 PM »

Quote from: HeyNow on January 12, 2009, 12:49:56 PM

Still waiting for a response.

that's what he does, he makes a claim, you challenge it, he never posts in the thread again

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QuakerOats · « **Reply #254 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:03:15 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on January 12, 2009, 02:01:33 PM

that's what he does, he makes a claim, you challenge it, he never posts in the thread again

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maybe he's too busy with his harem of beautiful fat assed latins in Rio de Janiero to answer your post Earl.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #255 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:05:31 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 12, 2009, 02:03:15 PM

maybe he's too busy with his harem of beautiful fat assed latins in Rio de Janiero to answer your post Earl.

probably i mean he is bigger, stronger, richer, better looking and more intelligent than all of us

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ASJChaotic · « **Reply #256 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on January 12, 2009, 02:05:31 PM

probably i mean he is bigger, stronger, richer, better looking and more intelligent than all of us

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don't forget he has an MMA record of 284-0-0

Fatpanda · « **Reply #257 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:14:44 PM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 12, 2009, 01:08:14 PM

are you okay suckmymuscle?

why aren't you using your j grey gimmick?

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #258 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:16:04 PM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on January 12, 2009, 02:14:44 PM

why aren't you using your j grey gimmick?

he's not me

Fatpanda · « **Reply #259 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:45:14 PM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 12, 2009, 02:16:04 PM

he's me, you have exposed me

fixed

James Phoenix · « **Reply #260 on:** January 12, 2009, 09:43:16 PM »

Suckmymuscle actually had a twin that died in the womb.

He strangled it with the umbilical cord for stealing too much of his nutrients.

HeyNow · « **Reply #261 on:** January 13, 2009, 08:18:06 PM »

Hey SMM, where ya at? If Thursday or Friday isn't good for you how about tomorrow? Let me know bro.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #262 on:** January 13, 2009, 08:19:49 PM »

suckmymuscle is so macualine and alpha that by the age of 8 he had already killed his father and married his mother

HeyNow · « **Reply #263 on:** January 14, 2009, 09:23:49 AM »

TTT

Where did you go bro?

big L dawg · « **Reply #264 on:** January 14, 2009, 11:02:06 AM »

James Phoenix · « **Reply #265 on:** January 14, 2009, 02:48:01 PM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 13, 2009, 08:19:49 PM

suckmymuscle is so macualine and alpha that by the age of 8 he had already killed his father and married his mother

SS · « **Reply #266 on:** January 14, 2009, 05:55:22 PM »

Maybe he's WJ_Harleys and is posting under another handle $:-\$

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #267 on:** January 14, 2009, 06:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on January 11, 2009, 06:56:04 PM

if he's a gimmick it's an awfully good one, you gotta give him credit for keeping up the lunacy for 5 years

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lol no he's not.

An example of a good gimmick that's actually in peoples' heads is hank wood.

suckymuscle is just some asshole we all laugh at.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #268 on:** January 14, 2009, 07:13:56 PM »

There is no Power Gym in Ft Lauderdale.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #269 on:** January 14, 2009, 08:45:15 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 14, 2009, 06:03:09 PM

suckymuscle is just some asshole we all laugh at.

that makes him a good gimmick

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HeyNow · « **Reply #270 on:** January 14, 2009, 08:50:24 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on January 14, 2009, 07:13:56 PM

There is no Power Gym in Ft Lauderdale.

He hasn't responded to any threads that I've been asking to meet at his gyms and train. He seemed to have vanished. I think it's funny someone who rips on everyones physiques and claims to be far superior, but now has an opportunity to back it up he disappears.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #271 on:** January 15, 2009, 08:39:21 AM »

Quote from: HeyNow on January 14, 2009, 08:50:24 PM

He hasn't responded to any threads that I've been asking to meet at his gyms and train. He seemed to have vanished. I think it's funny someone who rips on everyones physiques and claims to be far superior, but now has an opportunity to back it up he disappears.

Honestly, there is no gym in Ft. Lauderdale called Power Gym. I know, I live here. Just to be on the safe side, I even looked up the list of gyms in the directory. There is NO Power Gym here.

Apparently whoever this guy is, he is incredibly insecure. His insecurity is obvious as it manifests itself in blatant lies and attention whoring attempts.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #272 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:17:38 PM »

Can you post the police report? when you sue for libel and slander I will ask for this in discovery.

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 10, 2009, 01:18:46 PM

Ha ha ha...so I was working pecs today and this short, fat bastard who calls himself a powerlifter was monopolizing the one olympic bar the gym had to do squats - squatting 500 lbs for quarter reps with two spotters. He was doing like 5 sets resting 5 minutes between each, and there were several people waiting in line not only to do squats, but also to use the one olympic bar he was monopolizing. So I asked him how many sets he had to go, and he said 3. I asked him if we could share the bar, and he answered:

"No way, dude. You are gonna wait in line like everyone else."

So I looked at him taken aback by his cocky assholish reply and said:

"The thing is, you don't own the bar nor the squat racket, and you have been using both for 15 minutes. There are other people who also pay membership at this gym, and they shouldn't need to wait especially since you are taking 5 minute breaks beween sets."

So the fat queer gets in a tizy and says to me out loud, almost yelling:

"I don't give a shit. I got the bar first so it's mine. You need to wait. You are starting to piss me off. If you don't back out, I am gona beat the shit out of you."

Well, I thought to myself that it wasn't worth it ruining my weekend over this obese son of a bitch at a police station, so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him. He apologized when he saw how pissed off I was, and walked away. So I went to grab the bar to take to the bench racket, and when I turned to the other side, the fucker sucker punched me right below my left eye. I almost fell, but I punched him back in the jaw. He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

littledumbells · « **Reply #273 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:21:53 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 10, 2009, 01:20:46 PM

What kind of fvcked up shitty gym has 1 Olympic bar for a community of members?

Even more to the point. What dink joins a gym with only 1 oly bar?

Earl1972 · « **Reply #274 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:27:01 PM »

a classic thread just became a legendary thread

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