So I'm at the gym today doing squats. Some twink comes up to me and says "it's my turn." i say, 'look i got one more set, calm down.' Then this homo hits me with his fanny pack.
So I stomp a mudhole in his ass. He gets pissed and calls Johnny Law. We both go down to the station and the cops are hella cool. We ate donuts, they let me shoot their guns, fly the helicopter, the whole thing.
Anyway, im leaving and i see this "dude" in the holding cell. I say, 'he learned his lesson let him out' The Captain tells me he has a warrant out for his arrest. Seems he was humping a german shepard and broke his back!.
I need a new gym
