I posted the official IFBB drug test a few times on this board.
It goes somewhat like this:
1) What steroids are best for cutting
a) Deca
b) Testosterone
c) Dianabol
d) Winstrol
2) What Steroids are best for building mass
a) Trenbolone
b) Dianabol
c) Testosterone
d) Boldenone
3) Is Clenbuterol a steroid?
a) Yes
b) No
c) I don't give a shit, i'll take it anyways
4) You are on your way to a competition in a land far away, and you realize you will need steroids there as well. What do you do?
a) The hell with customs, i'll pack a bag of Viagra and shit!!
b) No need to bring stuff, Milos is already there!
c) I inject the next weeks HGH, Insulin, Steroids in one sitting.
I heard that the guys who score over 80% are in the Mr O competition.