I see these two tools at the gym getting ready for a set. The one guy starts huffing and puffing then grabs his weight belt and starts to tighten it, his buddy then helps him by pulling across on it. They finally get the belt as tight as they can and he buckles it. He dips into a small sack and chalks up his hands. I mean there's chalk all over his hands, his shirt on the floor around him. I'm just watching this fiasco waiting to see how much he's going to dead lift or maybe squat but NOPE. He walks to the smith machine, lies down on the bench and proceeds to bench press 10 half reps of 1 plate and a 1/4 a side. Gets up, slams a massive high five with his partner, undoes the belt and throws it to the ground and they proceed with the same warm-up with his training partner. I laughed so fuccking hard that my eyes welled up with tears. Probably the funniest display of morons I've ever seen. God bless the New Years resolutioners.