People of Scottish Decent? (Bodybuilding Related)

[nycbull]

why are Scot men so hairy? 

[Fatpanda]

Only a REAL Scotsman will understand the list below:

50 pure dead  giveaways that you are Scottish

1.       Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a  cold northerly wind, is your idea of good weather.

2.       The only sausage you like is square.

3.       You were forced to do Scottish country dancing  every year at high school.

4.       You have a wide knowledge of local words, and know:  Numpty is an idiot,  Aye is yes,  Aye right is No,   Auldjin  is someone over 40,  and Baltic is cold.

5.       You have an irrational need to eat anything from  the chippy, as long as its deep fried – Haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage,  fish, chicken and battered Mars Bars.

6.       You used to love destroying your teeth with – Penny  Dainties, Wham Bars, Cola Cubes, and Soor Plooms.

7.       You always greet people by talking about the  weather.

8.       Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig,   Caledonia , Deacon Blue, Big Country, etc, you  still love it when they are played in a club abroad. (in fact you’ll probably  ask the DJ to play it)

9.       You have an enormous feeling of dread, even when  Scotland play a diddy  team.

10.   You are proud that  Scotlandhas the highest  number of alcohol and smoking deaths in Europe .

11.   You used to watch  Glen Michael’s Cartoon Cavalcade on a Sunday Afternoon with his lamp  Paladdin.

12..   You got Oor Wullie  and The Broons books Every Christmas.

13.   You only enjoy Weir’s  Way on the telly, when you are pissed.

14.   You are able to  recognise the regional dilect, (Glasgow) ‘Awright pal, gonie gies a wee swatcha  yir paper nat, Cheers, magic pal.    ( Aberdeen ) Fitlike Loon?  Furryboots ya bin up tae? fair few quines in the night, min. ( Inverness )  Ah-eee right enuffff! How’s you  keeeepeeeen?

15.   You know the police are about to arrive when you hear someone shout—Errapolis.

16.   You have witnessed a  ‘Square Go’

17.   You know that when  you are asked which School you attended they really mean, ‘Are you Catholic or  Proddy?’

18.   You have eaten the  following: Mince and Tatties, Cullen Skink, Tunnock’s Teacakes,  Snowballs  and Caramel Wafers, Porage, Macaroon Bar, Baxters Soup, Scotch Pie,  Oatcakes.

19..   A Jakey has ask you  for 10p for a cuppa tea.

20.   You wait at the shop  counter for 1p change.

21.   You know that the  right response to ‘you dancing?’ is ‘you askin?’ followed by ‘am askin’ and  finally ‘then am dancin’.

22.   You associated  sawdust with vomit, coz the ‘jannie’ always, used to pour it over sick in  school..

23.   You lose all respect  for a groom who doesn’t wear a kilt.

24.   You don’t do  shopping, you ‘go for the messages.’

25.   You’re on a bus and  the drunk picks you to sit next to.

26.   You are able to  conduct a 20 minute phone call using three words only,-- Awright, aye, and  naw.

27.   When you refuse the  offer of a drink, you hear, ‘ You no well?’

28.   You have heard the  following:

      You  canny fling pieces oot a 20 storey flat,

      700  hungry weans’ll testify to that,

      If  its butter, cheese or jelly,

      If  the breed is plain or pan,

     The  chances o’ it reachin earth,

     Are  ninety nine tae wan.

 

29.    You know that  going to a party means bringin a Kerry oot.

30.   Your holiday in  Benidorm is ruined when you hear there is a heatwave back  home.

31.    Scotlandgo 2-0 up against  the French, and you immediately think, getting beat 3-2 was ‘no a bad  result’.

32.   You can pronounce:  McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Kirkcaldy.

33.   You love deep fried  Pizza.

34.   You can’t pass a  Kebab shop after being at the pub.

35.   You are used to four  seasons in one day. (winter, winter, autumn, winter)

36.   You can fall when  drunk and not spill your drink.

37.   You see people  wearing shellsuits with Burberry accessories, and think ‘thats  class’.

38.   You measure distance  in minutes.

39.   You understand Rab C.  Nesbitt.

40.   You go to Saltcoats  because you think its abroad..

41.   You can make a whole  sentence using only swear words.

42.   You know what haggis  is made with, but you still enjoy it.

43.   You know someone who  planned their wedding around the football fixtures.

44.   You have been to a  wedding and the football results have been announced in  church.

45.   You are not surprised  to find one shop selling ALL of the following: Pizzas, Nappies, Fags, Curries,  Milk, Paint, Shoes etc.

46.   Your seaside home has  Calor gas under it.

47.   You know that Irn-Bru  is a good hang over cure.

48.   You could swear  before you could count.

49.   You would ‘nut’ a  terrorist if they tried to bomb your Airport.

50.   You are not only  Scottish but Glasgwian when you understand the following- How’s it hingin’,  clatty, boggin’, cludgie, Ba’heid, bawbag, and double nougat

thats pure dead brilliant 

[canyoufeeltheforce]

thats pure dead brilliant 

Cheers pal.

The bleak weather is such a huge part of our lives that it requires a unique brand of humour to keep our spirits up.
Do you remember when Billy Connolly, who now lives in California, told the story about when he took his kids back to Glasgow? Apparently one of them looked up and said "Dad, why is the sky so low?"

[Fatpanda]

Cheers pal.

The bleak weather is such a huge part of our lives that it requires a unique brand of humour to keep our spirits up.
Do you remember when Billy Connolly, who now lives in California, told the story about when he took his kids back to Glasgow? Apparently one of them looked up and said "Dad, why is the sky so low?"

HAHAHAHA yes and he also said talking to a guy from glasgow is like getting attacked by a mad dog 

[Camel Jockey]

The Scottish tourists that I've met in NYC have always been cool.

Often times brits can be pretty big douches.

[Fatpanda]

The Scottish tourists that I've met in NYC have always been cool.

Often times brits can be pretty big douches.

please be aware that scotland is a part of great britain - therefore a scot is also a brit.

i am aware americans are not too knowledgable on the politics and nationalities of the different countrys within great britain, but i assume you mean english when you say brit?

if so please use the correct term for an englishman in future - cvnt will suffice 

[Camel Jockey]

please be aware that scotland is a part of great britain - therefore a scot is also a brit.

i am aware americans are not too knowledgable on the politics and nationalities of the different countrys within great britain, but i assume you mean english when you say brit?

if so please use the correct term for an englishman in future - #### will suffice 

I don't care enough to distinguish. Just saying those that I've come across with the funky Scottish accents(what I learned from that Disney cartoon Duck Tails, Johnnie Walker ads and TV shows) were usually better than the ones with the regular British accents.

"Englishmen" tourists are rude fucks.

[nycbull]

Scot men are hot

[body88]

I am pretty ignorant in regards to evolution and traits of different people from different parts of the world....but I would think that we are all from the same stock, but our diets and surroundings are what make us different from a physical standpoint.   For example, Asian men tend to be a smaller than American men due to their diets, correct?  Africans are dark due to the African sun and Irish are pale due to the overcast weather in Ireland.  Common sense!?

[leonp1981]

Put a German in a room with a English, French, Spaniard, Swizz, Scandinavian, etc...REMOVE THE ACCENTS (make sure you are not including "whites" mixed with Arabs, Blacks, Africans, Indians,Indonesians, Malaysians etc) and you won't be able to tell one from the other.

I could spot a German easily.  They look funny.

And anyone from the Eastern Bloc countries have a sneaky look about them.

 

[Eyeball Chambers]

I don't care enough to distinguish. Just saying those that I've come across with the funky Scottish accents(what I learned from that Disney cartoon Duck Tails, Johnnie Walker ads and TV shows) were usually better than the ones with the regular British accents.

"Englishmen" tourists are rude fucks.

I use to watch that 

[Fatpanda]

I use to watch that 

hahahahahahahahaha

[nycbull]

four pages and not one pic of a big hairy scot's man. 

[Ursus]

[stormshadow]

I'm descendant from Scottish royalty

...and you're also a millionaire and have a 9 inch cock.

[nycbull]

not what I had in mind