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White socks make my calves HUGE
« on: January 13, 2009, 12:03:45 AM »
call me old fashioned, but im typically a black sock gold toe kind of guy. but there was a deal too good to pass up at this store at the mall, and there werent enough black socks to go around, so i made the decision to live on the wild side and pick up some white ones. while sitting on the toilet i was checkin out my exposed calves with the white socks on and shit they look like they got bigger. white socks definitely make my calves look more athletic, more massive, and more cut.

i highly recommend white socks to anyone and everyone, best switch i ever made.

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 12:07:51 AM »
call me old fashioned, but im typically a black sock gold toe kind of guy. but there was a deal too good to pass up at this store at the mall, and there werent enough black socks to go around, so i made the decision to live on the wild side and pick up some white ones. while sitting on the toilet i was checkin out my exposed calves with the white socks on and shit they look like they got bigger. white socks definitely make my calves look more athletic, more massive, and more cut. i highly recommend white socks to anyone and everyone, best switch i ever made.
What kind of mall do you shop at? 

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2009, 12:09:15 AM »
I rotate my socks. Black for work, white for casual and recreational and work socks for when I'm squatting or just want to have super comfy feet. 8)

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2009, 12:22:13 AM »
call me old fashioned, but im typically a black sock gold toe kind of guy. but there was a deal too good to pass up at this store at the mall, and there werent enough black socks to go around, so i made the decision to live on the wild side and pick up some white ones. while sitting on the toilet i was checkin out my exposed calves with the white socks on and shit they look like they got bigger. white socks definitely make my calves look more athletic, more massive, and more cut. i highly recommend white socks to anyone and everyone, best switch i ever made.

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2009, 12:31:40 AM »
Black has a  slimming effect..

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 12:33:36 AM »
I wear no socks and my calves look fuckin massive.hmmmmmmmmmmm FFS
No doubt about it...

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 01:17:43 AM »
I wear no socks and my calves look fuckin massive.hmmmmmmmmmmm FFS

yeah but do you wear flip flops? cause if you do thats fuckin queer. unless you just go barefoot everywhere, in which case that's pretty manly.

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 01:20:57 AM »
yeah but do you wear flip flops? cause if you do thats fuckin queer. unless you just go barefoot everywhere, in which case that's pretty manly.

In Australia, "flip flops" are called thongs and everyone weares them around here...

No doubt about it...

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 01:26:13 AM »
In Australia, "flip flops" are called thongs and everyone weares them around here...



fair enough

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 09:03:56 AM »
white socks FTW!!!
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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 09:10:05 AM »
For some reason white socks are a fashion crime in Europe.

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 09:17:30 AM »
For some reason white socks are a fashion crime in Europe.

i never understood these whores complaining about men having white socks.

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 09:20:21 AM »
i never understood these whores complaining about men having white socks.

Me neither but I stopped wearing them though  :-\

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 09:21:52 AM »
i never understood these whores complaining about men having white socks.

Even europe has bad taste in some things Mars.  Speedo's on men for example.  :-X

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 09:22:29 AM »
Women don't like white socks with slacks or knee/shin high white socks on men.  Dress socks for dress pants. 

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2009, 09:36:52 AM »
Even europe has bad taste in some things Mars.  Speedo's on men for example.  :-X
I never understood this:

americans call europeans gay for wearing speedos , right ??

so why .......




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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 10:54:33 AM »
For some reason white socks are a fashion crime in Europe.
so what's the preferred sock of choice??

I never understood this:

americans call europeans gay for wearing speedos , right ??

so why .......




yeah those pictures do make american culture a little more gay

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Re: white socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2009, 10:56:30 AM »
i never understood these whores complaining about men having white socks.

white socks with anything other than jeans or track bottoms is atrocious looking.

You look like michael Jackson is you wear them with balck trousers etc.

I always wear black socks

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Re: White socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2009, 11:21:55 AM »
I said that a year ago that calves look bigger while sitting on the toilet - it's a legendary thread so you should find it easy.

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Re: White socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2009, 01:07:24 PM »
call me old fashioned, but im typically a black sock gold toe kind of guy. but there was a deal too good to pass up at this store at the mall, and there werent enough black socks to go around, so i made the decision to live on the wild side and pick up some white ones. while sitting on the toilet i was checkin out my exposed calves with the white socks on and shit they look like they got bigger. white socks definitely make my calves look more athletic, more massive, and more cut.

i highly recommend white socks to anyone and everyone, best switch i ever made.

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Re: White socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2009, 01:09:36 PM »
maybe you should start putting white socks on your member...see if women start saying damn you have a huge cock lmao

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Re: White socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2009, 01:09:58 PM »
ankle socks are a bad idea if your over 5ft.8 and don't want your calves to look pathetic. ;D

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Re: White socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2009, 01:19:02 PM »
My calves look shit in whatever socks I wear.  :'(

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Re: White socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2009, 01:38:53 PM »

Easily the best thread title of the year, so far.

Well done.

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Re: White socks make my calves HUGE
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2009, 02:05:35 PM »
call me old fashioned, but im typically a black sock gold toe kind of guy. but there was a deal too good to pass up at this store at the mall, and there werent enough black socks to go around, so i made the decision to live on the wild side and pick up some white ones. while sitting on the toilet i was checkin out my exposed calves with the white socks on and shit they look like they got bigger. white socks definitely make my calves look more athletic, more massive, and more cut.

i highly recommend white socks to anyone and everyone, best switch i ever made.

who shits with their socks on