Author Topic: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE REAL MEN LIKE THIS!!!!!?!?!? (Read 15710 times)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #50 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:29:55 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 15, 2009, 06:26:28 AM

hahahahhaa, the funny thing is that he tries to come off like this handsome pusssy wrecking machine, epic dumbo ears, receding hairline, billboard forehaed, butt chin, monster ski slope nose and toothpick legs and arms and shredded midsection.

fixed

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #51 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:31:29 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 15, 2009, 06:26:28 AM

hahahahhaa, the funny thing is that he tries to come off like this handsome pusssy wrecking machine, epic dumbo ears, receding hairline, billboard forehaed, butt chin, monster ski slope nose and toothpick legs and arms.

LOL

ugly moron thinks thinks he's better looking than Brad Pitt

QuakerOats · « **Reply #52 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:32:05 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2009, 06:29:55 AM

fixed

hahahahaha, as if that makes up for all the other flaws.

Cap · « **Reply #53 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:32:12 AM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 15, 2009, 06:22:39 AM

anybody who hits their wife is a little pussy, if i saw some body hit their wife (and she wasn't a whore, I HATE WHORES ) I'd beat the shit outta them

1. No you wouldn't

2. You need to reread the quote

The True Adonis · « **Reply #54 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:34:05 AM »

I do think anyone has a right to defend themselves regardless of sex with equal force. Some women are easily as strong or certainly equally as lethal as a man. Nobody gets a free pass when it comes to violence.

DK II · « **Reply #55 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:34:20 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 15, 2009, 06:21:36 AM

hahahaha, it's no big deal if you hit a woman because you're too small to do any damage.

lol, and your woman is to large to receive any damage.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #56 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:34:42 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 15, 2009, 06:32:05 AM

hahahahaha, as if that makes up for all the other flaws.

ummm...yes, it does

what part of "narcissist" don't you get?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #57 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:35:46 AM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 15, 2009, 06:31:29 AM

LOL

ugly moron thinks thinks he's better looking than Brad Pitt

I want to be good looking like you

you're a model right?

QuakerOats · « **Reply #58 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:36:34 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on January 15, 2009, 06:34:20 AM

lol, and your woman is to large to receive any damage, now if i ever dared to hit my top bear boyfriend he'd beat me senseless and then pound my skinny ass relentlessly............ ...............oh wait that's what we do for fun............nevermind .

fixed.

DK II · « **Reply #59 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:37:17 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 15, 2009, 06:36:34 AM

fixed.

wow, that was so funny!

Try harder, fat Dave.

Cap · « **Reply #60 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:37:35 AM »

All I know is that if I had a blindside attack against me by a woman I would at least put her down. No need to brutalize a woman but I bet there are plenty of men who needed to subdue their wives.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #61 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:38:09 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 15, 2009, 06:34:05 AM

I do think anyone has a right to defend themselves regardless of sex with equal force. Some women are easily as strong or certainly equally as lethal as a man. Nobody gets a free pass when it comes to violence.

LOL

that's why there is weight training

many women on here are bigger and stronger than the men ................ which is nothing to brag about

but if a woman wants to hit you, or attacks you, HIT THAT BITCH

you shouldn't however start it

johnnynoname · « **Reply #62 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:40:12 AM »

you don't have to beat up a woman

as a matter of fact, beating a woman is the most reprhensible thing a man can do

however, you can definatly tell a woman to go fuck herself every once and a while

kinda like that scene, when henry hill came home after a night of partying and karen's mom started yelling at him. and all Henry did was laugh and drove away. It's basically a huge "Fuck you"

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #63 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:41:49 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2009, 06:35:46 AM

I want to be good looking like you

you're a model right?

do you think you're better looking

Quote from: james001 on January 15, 2009, 06:36:16 AM

honestly - is brad pitt really that good looking? he seems feminine to me.. I couldn't imagine women getting that excited.

I know he's a huge star (and its NOT because of his acting) so women must love him... but I just don't see it.

he's the "standard" i guess, like Angelina Jolie for women (who I think is not even that hot)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #64 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:42:46 AM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 15, 2009, 06:41:49 AM

i guess, like Angelina Jolie for women (who I think is not even that hot)

what is your MMA record, stud?

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #65 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:43:40 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2009, 06:40:12 AM

you don't have to beat up a woman

as a matter of fact, beating a woman is the most reprhensible thing a man can do

however, you can definatly tell a woman to go fuck herself every once and a while

kinda like that scene, when henry hill came home after a night of partying and karen's mom started yelling at him. and all Henry did was laugh and drove away. It's basically a huge "Fuck you"

dude, she can actually do it, infront of you, you can tape it, put it on youtube

Cap · « **Reply #66 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:43:45 AM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 15, 2009, 06:38:09 AM

LOL

that's why there is weight training
many women on here are bigger and stronger than the men ................ which is nothing to brag about

but if a woman wants to hit you, or attacks you, HIT THAT BITCH
you shouldn't however start it

I knew a guy in college who was at a party. We were drinking and his ex shows up and begins yelling at him. She punched him in the face and he started laughing at her. She hit him again and he told her that if she hit him one more time he would knock her out. She hit him again and he knocked her out with one punch, and then proceeded to finish his beer.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #67 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:44:43 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2009, 06:42:46 AM

what is your MMA record, stud?

she's over rated biatch

my girlfriend is much much better looking

johnnynoname · « **Reply #68 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:45:42 AM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 15, 2009, 06:44:43 AM

she's over rated biatch

my girlfriend is much much better looking

are you driving a Ferrari or a Maserati, currently?

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #69 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:46:50 AM »

Quote from: Cap on January 15, 2009, 06:43:45 AM

I knew a guy in college who was at a party. We were drinking and his ex shows up and begins yelling at him. She punched him in the face and he started laughing at her. She hit him again and he told her that if she hit him one more time he would knock her out. She hit him again and he knocked her out with one punch, and then proceeded to finish his beer.

props to the guy

that is a case where hitting is permitted

she shouldn't abuse the "he can't hit me cuz i'm a woman" every time

I bet she felt pretty the next day

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #70 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:48:44 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2009, 06:45:42 AM

are you driving a Ferrari or a Maserati, currently?

not only that but she's also smarter, waaaayy better person, funnier, more enjoyable to be around, and not a whore like her
perfect for me
anything else?

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #71 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:49:55 AM »

Johnny, how is your life partner?

describe his qualities for us

"oh his anus is really tight, it gives my penis a good feeling"

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #72 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:51:08 AM »

Quote from: james001 on January 15, 2009, 06:49:24 AM

so the male standard.. got together with the female standard? gee... and the world didn't implode?

does that make their kids the super standard? hehe.. only in hollywood.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha EXACTLY!!!!

that's what I was thinking ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

"branjelina babies" HAHAHA

what are the chances eh?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #73 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:52:04 AM »

Quote from: MemberX on January 15, 2009, 06:49:55 AM

Johnny, how is your life partner?

describe his qualities for us

"oh his anus is really tight, it gives my penis a good feeling"

no, i'm not a stud like you

explain to me this- your girlfriend is hotter than Angelina Jolie, correct?

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #74 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:53:45 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2009, 06:52:04 AM

no, i'm not a stud like you

explain to me this- your girlfriend is hotter than Angelina Jolie, correct?

I believe that's what I said couple of comments ago

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