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« Reply #100 on: January 18, 2009, 12:25:07 AM »

That's a good point .... Tommy would you advocate shooting bird shot at older citizen neighbors if they were poking their nose in your private business?   Or do you think firing warning shots over the old buzzards heads is a better way to go?

I don't advocate shooting senior citizens. I advocate shooting senior citizens "Meals on Wheels" delivery drivers. That way the senior slowly & painfully dies from starvation. Plus I get the chance to possibly steal the "Meals on Wheels" meal. Everybody wins!

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« Reply #101 on: January 18, 2009, 01:40:40 AM »

What the fuck is wrong with you people...If someone breaks into me house with a gun and I have a gun, I shoot the bastard...However, If someone breaks into my house and it looks like he has no gun, I throw my gun into the other room and then try to kill the ALIEN in some kind of rape choke...

The way I see it is this

Bob Chick would rape choke and kill a guy and get off it scott free and his side kick Dan would fire at will and probably do 6 months for man slaughter...

Who do you want to be?

In most states, if you shoot a man in your house, they don't charge you with anything.  he doesn't need to be armed.  I know in FL, he can be on his knees begging for mercy and you can execute his silly ass, and it's legal.  You may feel guilty of course.  But legally, once you enter a man's home or car (castle doctrine), you kinda forfeit your rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of free jewelry and TVs
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« Reply #102 on: January 18, 2009, 11:18:18 AM »

Cliffs:
* dude wearing  a wig, nightie and no pants.
* shot at him twice w/Remington 870
* 1:30 in the afternoon
* Deputies came
* dude must be insane

OK, I know this is a bodybuilding site, and is notorious for embellishments and down right lies Wink, but this happened around 1:30pm earlier today. The Eldorado County deputies are gone and here's the story, absolutely accurate.

I'm at a piece of family property in Northern Eldorado County, very rural & rustic, about 40 miles from Lake Tahoe. Real nice day out today. I had been cutting & spitting some wood and had gone into the house to make a shake and then I was going to train. We have an excellent outdoor gym set up on the property. As I walked up to the workout area, I noticed some strange tape and wire attached to one of the power racks. As I was looking at the silver tape and trying to figure out what it was, I suddenly got the strangest feeling that someone was watching me. I turned around and I swear to F-ing god, a dude jumped out from behind my friends Ford truck, less than 30 feet away. And here's the thing... the dude was wearing a platinum blonde wig, a nightie, and he wasn't wearing any pants. I swear to fucking god.

I stood my ground, stunned, said "Motherfcker!" The guy took off down a steep hill on the property and then ran along the hillside. I ran along the top of the hill and watched him the whole time. For some reason I thought about my video camera and ran to the house about 100 feet away, grabbed my cell phone, video camera, and my Remington 870, fold-down stock, 12 gauge. It was loaded with #8 birdshot. I ran back to the workout area and the guy was crawling back up the hill towards the area where I originally encountered him.
 
I said very clearly, 'I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I'm gonna start shooting."I aimed well over his head and fired one shot. I ran to the edge of the hill and saw him running down the very steep hill towards thick woods and a river. I aimed directly at him, knowing he was well out of range and fired again.

Dude was wearing a platinum Dolly Parton wig, a see through nightie and no pants! I'm not making one bit of this up. More to follow...


very nice you should have just beat his ass took some pics and posted them here on getbig
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« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2009, 11:39:02 PM »

Maybe it was Loretta Swit.
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« Reply #104 on: January 10, 2013, 08:51:01 PM »

Just got a call. My lunatic friend may be back. . .

Hang tight. . .
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« Reply #105 on: January 10, 2013, 08:54:10 PM »

Dang. It was just Whateva doing a his Mr. GetBig Calendar shoot. Relax.

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« Reply #106 on: January 10, 2013, 09:10:29 PM »

Maybe it was Loretta Swit.

I think she's dead.
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« Reply #107 on: January 10, 2013, 09:23:32 PM »

tommy, you did some hard time at some point didn't you?  did you have your right to bear arms restored eventually?
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« Reply #108 on: January 10, 2013, 09:33:26 PM »

Ah. I remember this thread.

Those were the good old days  Cry
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« Reply #109 on: January 10, 2013, 09:35:51 PM »

tommy, you did some hard time at some point didn't you?  did you have your right to bear arms restored eventually?

My lawyer will be in contact with your lawyer regarding my libel lawsuit. Good day to you sir.
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« Reply #110 on: January 10, 2013, 09:58:56 PM »

My lawyer will be in contact with your lawyer regarding my libel lawsuit. Good day to you sir.

not trying to hate brah  Grin  genuinely curious how you were able to pop off a few shells and not catch some serious heat from the law
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« Reply #111 on: January 11, 2013, 12:04:34 AM »

Ah. I remember this thread.

Those were the good old days  Cry

Me too.  It was the first time I met tommy and learned three valuable lessons
1. He doesn't like surprises
2. Don't touch his bow flex
3. He's a terrible shot...lucky for me!
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« Reply #112 on: January 11, 2013, 12:42:39 AM »

Did you ever take a picture of that duct tape/wire thingy?  Grin
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« Reply #113 on: January 11, 2013, 03:39:24 AM »

I think she's dead.

She was found dead a few years ago in rural California.  Shot, they say.
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« Reply #114 on: January 11, 2013, 04:06:29 AM »

She was found dead a few years ago in rural California.  Shot, they say.

Just wearing a nightie with her c@ck hanging out?
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« Reply #115 on: January 11, 2013, 08:42:44 AM »

How did I miss this classic thread?   Grin  Thanks for bumping.
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« Reply #116 on: January 22, 2013, 04:53:56 AM »

 Cry


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« Reply #117 on: January 22, 2013, 04:57:42 AM »

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