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HAHAHA Check out this douche - Nigerian 419 scam
« on: January 20, 2009, 03:15:11 PM »
Cant believe anyone falls for this shit 



A Leamington man has fallen prey to international scam artists who strung him along for more than a year with the promise of millions in cash, but ultimately bilked him and his family of $150,000.

John Rempel said he quit his truck driving job, lost friends, borrowed money and crossed the globe in pursuit of a non-existent inheritance, after he was contacted by e-mail in what is known as a Nigerian 419 scam.

Rempel said he borrowed $55,000 from an uncle in Mexico and his parents gave him $60,000 on credit to cover fees for transferring $12.8 million into his name.

“They’re in it now because of me,” said Rempel, 22, breaking into sobs. “If it wasn’t for me, nobody would be in this mess. You think things will work out, but it doesn’t. It’s a very bad feeling. I had lots of friends.

“I never get calls anymore from my friends. You know, a bad reputation.”

His troubles began in July 2007. He said he got an e-mail from someone claiming to be a lawyer with a client named David Rempel who died in a 2005 bomb attack in London, England, and left behind $12.8 million.

“They used to come in the mail,” said Leamington police Const. Kevin O’Neil. “Now the majority of these are sent through e-mail. Keeping up with the times, using all the wonderful technology that’s available to them.”

“I was told once that they send out 30,000 e-mails a day, around the world, and they hope for just one or two responses. Once you return a phone call or return an e-mail, these people now have their hooks into you.”

The lawyer said his client had no family but wanted to leave the money to a Rempel. It was his lucky day.

“It sounded all good so I called him,” said Rempel. “He sounded very happy and said God bless you.”

The man then told him he had to pay $2,500 to transfer the money into his name. Then there were several more documents. Some cost $5,000.

He was told to open an account at a bank in London. That required a $5,000 minimum deposit. The crooks later sent him an e-mail with a link to what he was told were details of his new account. Some money had been transferred there for “safe keeping.”

“Everything was good,” said Rempel.

Then he got an e-mail from a government department — he’s not sure which country — saying he owed $250,000 on tax on his inheritance. Rempel spoke to his contact, who told him they negotiated the fee down to $25,000.

Rempel went to Mexico where his uncle owns a farm. His uncle gave him $10,000 cash and money for a plane ticket. He was going to London to make sure it was legitimate.

“I had $10,000 in cash in my pocket and my uncle sent another $25,000 when I was over there.”

In London, Rempel met some people and handed over the $10,000.

They met Rempel the next day with a suitcase. They said it had $10.6 million in shrink-wrapped U.S. bills. Rempel wanted more proof. His new friends pulled out one bill and “cleansed” it with a liquid “formula,” which washed off some kind of stamp. Rempel was told that process made the money “legal tender.”

“I was like holy crap, is that mine?” he said. “They said ‘yes sir, it’s yours.’ It all sounded legit.”

Rempel returned to his hotel room clutching the formula and waited for the others so they could cleanse all his money. They never showed, and later told him they got held up. In the meantime, Rempel dropped the formula. The bottle broke. He called his contact who said he’d get more. Rempel returned to Leamington and waited.

A few weeks later Rempel got a call. They found more formula. It would cost $120,000.

“I thought, ‘let’s work on it, nothing is impossible,’” said Rempel.

His contacts were willing to meet associates in different countries to get cash for the formula. It would require several plane tickets, worth $6,000 each.

Rempel was told they collected $100,000, but still needed $20,000. There was a guy in Nigeria who had it, but another plane ticket was required. The contact later told him he could only get $15,000 and “begged” Rempel for the last $5,000.

Rempel borrowed money. He stopped making Visa and car payments.

They called a week later and said the money was ready to go. They just needed $6,900 for travel costs and to rent trunks to ship the money.

Later, the men called to say they were at the airport in New York. Security stopped them and they needed $12,500 for a bribe. Finally, Rempel had enough.

“I said, ‘no way I’m cleaned out.’”

Rempel, his parents and 10-year-old brother Ike drove to New York. They spent a day searching the airport for the men, with no luck. They returned home and called police.

“I really thought in my heart this was true,” said Rempel.


http://www.windsorstar.com/Leamington%20loses%20Nigerian%20scam/1173799/story.html



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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 03:19:32 PM »
He looks a little run down in that pic

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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 03:19:49 PM »
hahaha What a dumbass.  ;D

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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 03:21:32 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 03:21:42 PM »
Sad to say, but this guy got exactly what he deserved.

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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 03:23:00 PM »
man, such brutal ownage.
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 03:51:30 PM »
sometimes when im bored at work I will track one of these nigerian spammers and launch masive ddos attack at them just for the fuck of it. 


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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 04:14:52 PM »
I get this kind of emails weekly.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 04:32:49 PM »
Not anymore, I miss those mails! :D

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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 04:43:23 PM »
almost difficult to believe, I can just see him buying rounds of miller high life at his local watering hole bragging how he hit the big time.

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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 05:02:31 PM »
Unbelievable.  Not only was he stupid, but his whole family who kept lending money.  You woudl think that even if him and his family were that dumb that one of their friends who they probably told this to would let them know that it's just a scam and that practically everyone gets this stuff in their inboxes. 

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 05:08:53 PM »
No one more crooked than those crafty Nigerians

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 05:10:56 PM »
Unbelievable.  Not only was he stupid, but his whole family who kept lending money.  You woudl think that even if him and his family were that dumb that one of their friends who they probably told this to would let them know that it's just a scam and that practically everyone gets this stuff in their inboxes. 

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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 06:03:52 PM »
Too bad. What a pity.

His relatives and friends lost alot of money as well by trusting him and got dragged down in it.

How could he ever believe this was true?
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 06:56:22 PM »
Too bad. What a pity.

His relatives and friends lost alot of money as well by trusting him and got dragged down in it.

How could he ever believe this was true?
I guess once he took the first step it made him feel like taking the second which made him feel like taking the third because each time he felt the next step was going to be the last, landing him at a heap of money that would set him for life and more.  :-X

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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2009, 09:44:19 PM »
he must have been a republican

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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2009, 09:49:10 PM »
Dumb as a box of rocks.

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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2009, 09:57:38 PM »
his family will soon murder him for sure.

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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2009, 10:38:55 PM »
I get this kind of emails weekly.

What are you waiting for? Go collect your money!
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2009, 10:56:05 PM »
I would have sold dude some of that magic formula for a lot less than $120,000. In the future, he should shop around for a better price on magic formula.

He looks good in the pic. Hollywood may call.
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2009, 11:27:55 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 12:13:18 AM »
I cant believe this dumbass. he will commit suicide for sure after all these.

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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 12:15:10 AM »
Come to daddy!


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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 12:15:18 AM »
Too bad. What a pity.

His relatives and friends lost alot of money as well by trusting him and got dragged down in it.

How could he ever believe this was true?

To be fair, I once believed that Flex Wheeler was attacked by Ninja's and didn't use massive amounts of Synthol/and or related product..

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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 12:16:23 AM »
To be fair, I once believed that Flex Wheeler was attacked by Ninja's and didn't use massive amounts of Synthol/and or related product..

But I'm still not giving up on those Jim Quinn's statement on Flex's bodyfat claims... :-\