Note the time of blinky's original thread about Kennedy collapsing at the inaugural luncheon:
senator Kennedy collapsed during the inaugural luncheon. apparently he had some sort of seizure.
way to steal obamas thunder
Now note the six-hour time difference between the thread above and 240's thread about the same thing...
Obama being elected was entirely the cause of the DOW's lousy performance today.
Also, Kennedy fell today, and I think we can blame obama for that. He doesn't get elected, and maybe Kennedy gets lousy seat tickets and stays home, hmmm 
Also I heard that somewhere in Somalia, a young puppy starved to death today. Thanks, Obama.
Now note the epic hypocrisy displayed by "hey, I picked my nose, I think I'll start a thread about it" a.k.a. 240's smartass response to tonymctones below:
Great timely story. Did you find this in the "Story we all read 3 days ago" bin?

Thank you, my work here is done, good day.