Author Topic: I am specky... (Read 13537 times)

flagadajones · « **Reply #25 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:59:43 PM »

tests for both police and firefighters are way too selective for someone like goudy.

You all guys make it look it's as easy as jerking off, you re going for some tough reality check if you ever attempt to join any.

flagadajones · « **Reply #26 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on January 21, 2009, 03:56:20 PM

i dunno if this is just northern ireland but heres what kids do most nights...

phone fire brigade...say there is a big fire...fire brigade comes...kids brick the fire brigade.

If i was their dad i would throw those wee fuckers on the fire to teach them a lesson

sounds like france, and germany.

By the way it's not "kids", it's muslim or paki youths.

Ursus · « **Reply #27 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:03:55 PM »

there are like 4 muslims in whole or ireland lol

also what do you mean too selective for me lol

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #28 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:04:03 PM »

are you kidding? its ireland.

the first question is: 'are you drunk right now?'

goudy: 'no'

are you an alcoholic?

goudy: 'no'

YOU'RE HIRED!

flagadajones · « **Reply #29 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:05:18 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on January 21, 2009, 04:03:55 PM

there are like 4 muslims in whole or ireland lol

also what do you mean too selective for me lol

endurance, physical , swimming ,psychological tests . Maths,litterature and so on ...

Ursus · « **Reply #30 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:07:05 PM »

i am fit, intelligent very well educated.

(ignore my typing its a fucked keyboard plus i type like a itext cos its not important online)

to be honest it is not that hard to get hired if you have a resonable head on your shoulders and no major prior convictions

flagadajones · « **Reply #31 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:07:44 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on January 21, 2009, 04:07:05 PM

i am fit, intelligent very well educated.

(ignore my typing its a fucked keyboard plus i type like a itext cos its not important online)

to be honest it is not that hard to get hired if you have a resonable head on your shoulders and no major prior convictions

Like millions of others young guys of your age nowadays...

if you say it's that easy... then show us big guy.

Ursus · « **Reply #32 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:08:22 PM »

what would you like to see?

flagadajones · « **Reply #33 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:09:21 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on January 21, 2009, 04:08:22 PM

what would you like to see?

you are pretending you can become a fireman cause it's so easy for a "fit" "well educated" lad like yourself.

Then apply and let us know when you get hired.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #34 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:10:04 PM »

dont worry goudy, we cant all be extraordinary specimens like 'flagadafags'

flagadajones · « **Reply #35 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:10:42 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 21, 2009, 04:10:04 PM

dont worry goudy, we cant all be extraordinary specimens like 'flagadafags'

you re a bunch of dreaming immature kids , that's all.

Could have, would have, should have...

Ursus · « **Reply #36 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:10:53 PM »

currently no vacancies.

also i started asking a question cos i wear glasses.

Moreover i said i stand a good chance in regards to the police you numnut

capirnakus · « **Reply #37 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:11:48 PM »

full time for four years. can't believe some of the things I've seen but its a second family and you get to work out and get paid for it. wouldn't do any other job.

flagadajones · « **Reply #38 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on January 21, 2009, 04:10:53 PM

currently no vacancies.

also i started asking a question cos i wear glasses.

Moreover i said i stand a good chance in regards to the police you numnut

Police is easier that's for sure.

BTW i applied to become a fireman in france and got booted in the selection phase, and applied for police and got hired but got booted from school

Ursus · « **Reply #39 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:13:09 PM »

Quote from: flagadajones on January 21, 2009, 04:10:42 PM

you re a bunch of dreaming immature kids , that's all.

Could have, would have, should have...

what do you do then stud?

i have better than average fitness and intelligence therefore i stand a better chance. Not that i am einstein or Brian Clay but i do ok

mass 04 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:13:55 PM »

Goudy, sorry to say but i kinda agree with flagda. My best advice is assuming that things are similar in Ireland and honestly i have no idea if they are is A. get some first responder (ie emt) training B.try to get a job at dispatch to make yourself "known" C. military experience.

I'm not a marvel, it took me 6 years to get appointed. A lot of it is who you know IMO, try to get some connections.

flagadajones · « **Reply #41 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on January 21, 2009, 04:13:09 PM

what do you do then stud?

i have better than average fitness and intelligence therefore i stand a better chance. Not that i am einstein or Brian Clay but i do ok

Webmastering. 30k a year if you want to know.

You sound quite delusional when bragging about "better than average inteligence and fitness" lol. Just because you lift weights with regularity doesnt mean you have great fitness or endurance... But if you apply to become a fireman, you ll know... When you re participating in tests with hundreds of others guys just like you (and some are better than you ) you ll quickly understand.

Ursus · « **Reply #42 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:16:44 PM »

Oh i agree the competition is unreal.

All my comments were regarding the police. Its desperate to become representative of catholics.

Though i have been checking for ages and when i get the opportunity i will def try my best.

I am basing my fitness on 'bleep tests' (20m shuttle runs) better than average

QuakerOats · « **Reply #43 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:18:19 PM »

Quote from: flagadajones on January 21, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

tests for both police and firefighters are way too selective for someone like goudy.

You all guys make it look it's as easy as jerking off, you re going for some tough reality check if you ever attempt to join any.

bullshit, Goudy would get in VERY easily as either a cop or fireman at his size and strength.

flagadajones · « **Reply #44 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:19:27 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 21, 2009, 04:18:19 PM

bullshit, Goudy would get in VERY easily as either a cop or fireman at his size and strength.

oh man... and what do you know about REAL life you fat unemployed loser?

James Phoenix · « **Reply #45 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:20:06 PM »

I was listening to the Adam Carolla radio show a while back, and he was talking about how he applied to be a fire fighter when he was a younger guy.

Anyway, he was on a 3 year waiting list before finally being called up to test. There was a 110 pound black girl in the line waiting with him, and he asked her, "how long have you being waiting to get called up?" She said, "oh, I applied last month".

QuakerOats · « **Reply #46 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:20:53 PM »

Quote from: flagadajones on January 21, 2009, 04:19:27 PM

oh man... and what do you know about REAL life you fat unemployed loser?

hahahahaa, ok Mr. 30K a year "webmaster".

flagadajones · « **Reply #47 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:21:15 PM »

Quote from: James Phoenix on January 21, 2009, 04:20:06 PM

I was listening to the Adam Carolla radio show once, and he was talking about how he applied to be a fire fighter when he was a younger guy.

Anyway, he was on a 3 year waiting list before finally being called up to test. There was a 110 pound black girl in the line waiting with him, and he asked her, "how long have you being waiting to get called up?" She said, "oh, I applied last month".

affirmative action at its finest. Aint going to get better with obonga as the new messiah.

Ursus · « **Reply #48 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:22:02 PM »

To confirm lol....

i asked if being specky would make me unable to become a fireman...

I also said i stand a good chance being accepted as police...kinda like affirmative action here regarding the police.

Also i am no superhero but pick 20 guys at random in street. I would be on average at least in top 10 in terms of intelligence and strength/fitness.

To clarify i am not claiming to be a genuis or superhero

mass 04 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:22:08 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 21, 2009, 04:18:19 PM

bullshit, Goudy would get in VERY easily as either a cop or fireman at his size and strength.

It definitley helps IMO. Any retard can pass the written test, i'm living proof of that

. A lot of guys who did better than me on the written test, bombed the physical portion and are still waiting appointment. My boulder shoulders and t rex legs helped.