A Japanese doctor said: Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it into another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor said: that's nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks.
A British doctor said: In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
An American doctor from Texas , not to be outdone said: You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains at all out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'