Do gyms contain the highest concentration of people with issues/low self esteem?

[Soundness]

Yes! I hear it gives you the strength of 17 billy goats!

You're god damn right it does. God-like abilities and the ability to "strike" with shots of static electricity!

[TechnoViking]

I would think that being outted for being a schmoe and having "baby dick syndrome" would bring on some serious self esteem issues...

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[Soundness]

how are you friend? good to see you post on here daily. 

GREAT, how are you? Thanks for asking, it's good to talk to you and I'm glad to hear you're on the piss! 

[Remo Williams]

65 year old guys who stand around naked talking to each other for half an hour, dudes blow drying their nuts, sitting their naked ass on the fuccking wooden locker room benches, the little 5'2" african janitor who follows people around staring at them relentlessly, etc.

HAHAHA
That is so true about the naked old men standing around talking to each other.

[Remo Williams]

stretching out/chubbing up penises for a couple minutes before stepping into the shower

HAHA lol.... rofl

[Harry Spotter]

Whenever I go to a fast-food joint I just look back to the kitchen area the whole time with most the meanest... most aggressive look on my face while my food is being made. Fists clenched in anger.Sometimes I'll even move my head to the left or the right (like when one of the workers has to walk by) to keep my eyesight on my hamburger, or whatever else they are making for me.

I think it's pretty safe to say that with this attitude, you've most almost certainly, and unknowingly, ingested more black, curly pubic hairs, fartleberries and other assorted teenage fecal matter than you'd care to contemplate any further 

[kh300]

thats why i like to get to the gym as early as possible.. the later you get the weirder those fuckers get.. people that workout before work make for a more pleasant crowd...

[Barracuda]

thats why i like to get to the gym as early as possible.. the later you get the weirder those fuckers get.. people that workout before work make for a more pleasant crowd...

True..very true.

[HDPhysiques]

I'm surprised no one has yet to point out that Outback doesn't serve rolls.  (they have the dark colored loaves of bread, but not rolls)

[polychronopolous]

I'm surprised no one has yet to point out that Outback doesn't serve rolls.  (they have the dark colored loaves of bread, but not rolls)

Of course not, I called bullshit on it a few seconds after he said it, then scurried his little ass out of here.

[calfzilla]

I remember getting a text from my friend that was training at our gym, apparently the hot front desk girl was working out and he happened to catch a glimpse of her nipple.  It was funny cuz he just text me "I saw a nipple at the gym."  Then explained the rest later. 

[CalvinH]

My gym borders a very affluent town.sometimes the parking lot looks like a new car show room.thankfully there's alot of parking because nobody wants a car within 5 spaces of their's

I always laugh to myself when I see men and woman in their 50's and above,all decked out head to toe in the newest Nike or Under Armour.There's only a couple of guys like myself that train in a t-shirts and shorts.

...but the free weight section of the gym is always empty never have to wait for a bench,squat rack...

[spinnis]

SAw some huge turks at my gym yesterday doing Shoulderpresses on the smith machine with an amazing 5 pound plate on each side for 6 hard reps 

Kinda felt like squatfather while watching

[QuakerOats]

SAw some huge turks at my gym yesterday doing Shoulderpresses on the smith machine with an amazing 5 pound plate on each side for 6 hard reps 

Kinda felt like squatfather while watching

impossible, "ironneck" could never handle that much weight.

[spinnis]

impossible, "ironneck" could never handle that much weight.

Started at my between every set, I think they loved my shaved head.

I was ready to take on all three of them BAAAM

calm down tiger

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Rubbing the roll in such a way would steal heat, making it not seem fresh. I find it hard to believe you would let him do this, yes, even if you hated the boss... You saw him do all that shit to the food, but never thought it was still wrong?

Ok, I'm back. First off ( because I was rather tired last night while writing these posts let me reiterate in a more detailed way ) I'm not a very good writer, however, my stories are absolutely 100 % true. This incident happened when I was probably only a month or two into working at this Gym. On top of that ( me being only 19 years old at the time ) I was somewhat intimidated by my co-worker. He was known for being quite an asshole and could fight ( I saw this firsthand ... but that's another story though ). Lastly, that particular boss was an asshole ... he just didn't plain give a shit about his staff ... you add all these things up and you have me not wanting to intervene when the roll ( or loaf ... whatever ) was taken. Btw, he did not scrub the roll/loaf hard ... but certainly hard enough from the looks of it ( not that I was watching him the whole time ... I just remember the roll looking the same after he " finished his business " ).
 

[The_Iron_Disciple]

And of course all the fecal matter on the roll after his co-worker took a long shit, caused his boss to exclaim about how great the roll tasted!!!

 

What's your problem, bro ? I don't even remember mentioning that my co-worker took a long shit beforehand ? Who's story is this ... yours or mine ? I'm on here sharing a few stories with a couple of guys that were interested and you come in trying to call me a liar ? What the hell for ? I've been here at GetBig for ( I believe ) 5 years or so ... I have nothing to prove here ... I'm just trying to share some of my stories. If you don't like them or don't believe their true then shut up. It's so simple. Btw, I like your name though ... great song by Adam Sandler. 

[The_Iron_Disciple]

I'm surprised no one has yet to point out that Outback doesn't serve rolls.  (they have the dark colored loaves of bread, but not rolls)

Right you are, sir. I apologize for not being MORE detailed. I just assumed everyone knew what I was talking about. 

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Of course not, I called bullshit on it a few seconds after he said it, then scurried his little ass out of here.

What's the point in trying to sound tough on an internet forum ? Chances are you never going to see anyone here ... I mean, really ... what's the point ?

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Btw, guys ... if you want to hear some more stories then PM me. If you don't, it's no skin off my back. Have a good one, guys. 

[The Showstoppa]

Epic 5 posts in a rowness.

[QuakerOats]

Epic 5 posts in a rowness.

maybe "iron disciple" is an attention whore, SS.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

maybe "iron disciple" is an attention whore, SS.

Nope, it's just my style of answering posts back. Sorry to dissapoint, Quaker. 

[Devon97]

65 year old guys who stand around naked talking to each other for half an hour, dudes blow drying their nuts, sitting their naked ass on the fuccking wooden locker room benches, the little 5'2" african janitor who follows people around staring at them relentlessly, etc.

LOL

Quaker when were u at my gym?? lol The janitor lol!

[pumpster]

Monday at the gym: mexican furiously BB cheat curling 35 lb. 15 times, 5 sets. So much heaving that the weight travels all the way to the top with absolutely no sign of fatigue or sweat. This was done with a straight face.

Most of the time the weights lifted in the gym are so tiny that there's absolutely no momentum, they might as well do it with no plates.