How about one as yourself, a in the closet schmoe who posts on a bodybuilding board all day long, and you get points everytime you make a reference to homos, G4P, or oiled up men in thongs......you'd score millions!
HAHAHAHA! I bet you were pounding on your keyboard as you typed this.....
How about this game:
One where I'm a stooge for a federation of male strippers, and get point for every time I stick up for my bosses.....
Or how about one where I am a glorified stripper who has been entertaining crowds of gay men, since I was a teenager, all while abusing illegal drugs and calling people gay for pointing out the obvious.....
EDIT: BTW, I think it's funny how I don't mention you, but I always seem to get a rise from you. Too fucking easy....here chiky chiky....