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How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« on: January 28, 2009, 09:38:02 AM »
I had my first driving test today and the Lowlife son of a bitch examiner failed me for "hesitating at a pedestrian crossing" when the lights were flashing orange apparantly that is a "serious mistake". I didn't make any other mistakes in the whole fucking test.

Driving Tests in the UK cost £56 which is like $112  >:(

Got me soo fucking pissed off but atleast i had one of my best shoulder/trap workouts in a while afterwards at the gym lol.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 09:38:59 AM »
I passed second time round. In Belfast NI the first time pass rate is something stupid around 10%

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 09:40:25 AM »
Everybody passes in the States on the first try.  One reason we have such lousy drivers.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 09:56:57 AM »
Second time, I passed.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 09:58:41 AM »
I had my first driving test today and the Lowlife son of a bitch examiner failed me for "hesitating at a pedestrian crossing"


Were you supposed to run him down at full speed?











...2nd time for me  :-[
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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 09:59:01 AM »
Second time, I passed.

Video proof or it never happened.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 10:14:51 AM »
Everybody passes in the States on the first try.  One reason we have such lousy drivers.
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Seriously. There needs to be reaction time and IQ tests. In some states, the multiple choice part of the test is open book.  ::)

But ya know, the libs would scream unfair! if every slobbering idiot wasn't allowed to drive.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 10:15:36 AM »
Every test cost 110 euro in sweden.

Expensive as SHIT.

And Y failes the first one.     145 dollars

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 10:28:45 AM »
1st time for car at 17

1st time for truck at 20 something

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 10:30:23 AM »
First time. 3 U.K. minors.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 10:44:08 AM »
1st time. But, if we're being honest here, it was probably another 9-12 months later that I really had the 'skills' to be driving on a regular basis.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 10:52:33 AM »
2nd time.. but i did it on a bike not a car.. didnt get my first car till senior in college.. 17 year old on a crotch rocket. im lucky to still be alive.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 11:33:50 AM »
first time baby!


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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 11:50:55 AM »
1st time with 3 minors on a torrentially rainy Scottish morning. Sweated more than during a leg workout. Thought i'd failed about 10 minutes in, relaxed me a lot.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 11:59:01 AM »
Everybody passes in the States on the first try.  One reason we have such lousy drivers.

No, the reason we have such lousy drivers is because people don't continue to learn once they pass their test. They are in a hurry, and don't thoroughly know what the rules of the road are.
One time, I'm in my 18 wheeler on the freeway, driving the speed limit in the slow lane. About 20yds before the exit, a lady in a CR-V cuts from the fast lane (four lanes over) and takes the exit. I nearly missed her, could've jack knived my rig and taken out I don't know how many other people with me just because she couldn't be bothered to take the next exit. As I pass her wiping the sweat off my brow from the sudden adrenalin surge, I honk my air horn as if to say "You know you were wrong..." and the bitch turns around and flips me off!!!
People drive horrible here. 

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2009, 12:01:30 PM »
it took me twice actually, i came home and my broskies were  ready to take to the streets and smash some vagina but it would have to wait another 30 days... it was embarrassing, the dud told me to k-turn but i didn't parallel park yet ..whatever.. so i asked what he wanted me to do, he said just drive back. I knew he was bout to fail me . >:(
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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2009, 12:06:47 PM »
Main difference is that EVERYBODY learns/drives a MANUAL in the UK

In America from what i have seen, it's mainly automatics.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2009, 12:07:43 PM »
2nd time.I failed the first time because I thought you got points for hitting the illegals :-\

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2009, 12:10:43 PM »
Main difference is that EVERYBODY learns/drives a MANUAL in the UK

How does that affect the persons driving skills? I didn't realize that it was so hard to merge, say while you're stuck in freeway traffic and in first gear only, using a stick or it being any different than an automatic. ::)

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2009, 12:13:13 PM »
Main difference is that EVERYBODY learns/drives a MANUAL in the UK

In America from what i have seen, it's mainly automatics.

Same here.

Americans cant even drive a Stick haha.

How hard is it to drive a manual? Lol.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2009, 12:16:27 PM »
Same here.

Americans cant even drive a Stick haha.

How hard is it to drive a manual? Lol.

why drive a manual? -- all the gear shifting is painful, automatic is much more comfortable.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2009, 12:17:48 PM »
why drive a manual? -- all the gear shifting is painful, automatic is much more comfortable.

Its alot more fun to drive a manual. Where is the fun in driving a auto? :/

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2009, 12:18:25 PM »
why drive a manual? -- all the gear shifting is painful, automatic is much more comfortable.



Maybe swede likes driving and holding a stick.

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 12:20:40 PM »
Its alot more fun to drive a manual. Where is the fun in driving a auto? :/


I agree with you there swede -- more fun driving a manual

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Re: How many driving tests did it take you to pass?
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2009, 12:23:13 PM »
Americans cant even drive a Stick haha.

I can drive a stick far better than your tiny ass.
Double clutch, single clutch, fuck using any clutch at all. Give me any speed transmission from 3 to 18, and I'll run circles around you.