Author Topic: Getbig has its self confessed Bodybuilding Guru!!Knows more than rest of forum!! (Read 56319 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #150 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:14:38 PM »

Quote from: kimura on January 28, 2009, 05:12:59 PM

I can turn this bitch around. We both had the same type of cancer and my arm is bigger than his leg. What's his excuse?

HAHA Thats the spirit!Maybe "will" believes that one should have yearly recovery periods between sets

kiwiol · « **Reply #151 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:20:34 PM »

Quote from: kimura on January 28, 2009, 05:12:59 PM

I can turn this bitch around. We both had the same type of cancer and my arm is bigger than his leg. What's his excuse?

In that case, hahahaha "Will Brink"

oh brother, I bet he's the kind of guy who drops the soap in the prison shower and when he gets violated, says, "Look Mister, I don't know who you are, but you only have 45 minutes to back off!" Gayer than dieting for a show.

SS · « **Reply #152 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:23:39 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 28, 2009, 05:20:34 PM

In that case, hahahaha "Will Brink" oh brother, I bet he's the kind of guy who drops the soap in the prison shower and when he gets violated, says, "Look Mister, I don't know who you are, but you only have 45 minutes to back off!" Gayer than dieting for a show.

Are you saying if if sucking cock was like upsetting the NFC.... Hillbillywilly would be the AZ Cardinals, Kiwiol?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #153 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:24:31 PM »

With that stone cold expression, this Will character seems like the type of guy that would belittle you for not bringing a towel to the gym.

webcake · « **Reply #154 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:27:24 PM »

That's not David Brent.....

QuakerOats · « **Reply #155 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:28:31 PM »

ungaying this thread.

Army of One · « **Reply #156 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:29:31 PM »

Will is the type of guy who when his "girlfriend" asks him to go out and rent a Will Smith movie, he "accidently" comes back with "Men in Black Men".

kiwiol · « **Reply #157 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:30:00 PM »

Quote from: SS on January 28, 2009, 05:23:39 PM

Are you saying if if sucking cock was like upsetting the NFC.... Hillbillywilly would be the AZ Cardinals, Kiwiol?

Hahaha I'm saying that if Will got captured by a tribe who have the Ooga Booga ritual where each of the 300 males take turns raping his ass, and they ask him to choose between death and Ooga Booga, Will wouldn't hesitate to say, "Not death and not death by Ooga Booga, but Ooga Booga till death." Gayer than Johnny Falcon.

McFarland · « **Reply #158 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:37:08 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 28, 2009, 05:30:00 PM

Hahaha I'm saying that if Will got captured by a tribe who have the Ooga Booga ritual where each of the 300 males take turns raping his ass, and they ask him to choose between death and Ooga Booga, Will wouldn't hesitate to say, "Not death and not death by Ooga Booga, but Ooga Booga till death." Gayer than Johnny Falcon.

Masterful.

Army of One · « **Reply #159 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:39:20 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 28, 2009, 05:30:00 PM

Hahaha I'm saying that if Will got captured by a tribe who have the Ooga Booga ritual where each of the 300 males take turns raping his ass, and they ask him to choose between death and Ooga Booga, Will wouldn't hesitate to say, "Not death and not death by Ooga Booga, but Ooga Booga till death." Gayer than Johnny Falcon.

HAHAHA are you suggesting Will grew his goatee because he originally had Ed Nortons role in the American History X, but he demanded so many reshoots of the shower scene that his onscreen rapist had to be hospitalised with exhaustion?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #160 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:43:44 PM »

Getting fucked in the ass is to Will as food is to Onlyme.

kiwiol · « **Reply #161 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:53:19 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on January 28, 2009, 05:37:08 PM

Masterful.

You are a one man Ooga Booga army yourself, stud

Quote from: db2431 on January 28, 2009, 05:39:20 PM

HAHAHA are you suggesting Will grew his goatee because he originally had Ed Nortons role in the American History X, but he demanded so many reshoots of the shower scene that his onscreen rapist had to be hospitalised with exhaustion?

LMFAO!

gordiano · « **Reply #162 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:01:18 PM »

Serious question. Not flaming, I'm really curious here....

Why is it that so many of these self proclaimed guru's (Hiney Rimjob, Goodrum, Mr. Brink, et cetera) always look like shit? Are they so involved in others' physiques, they can't hit the gym and eat right?

The Coach · « **Reply #163 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:04:01 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on January 28, 2009, 06:01:18 PM

Serious question. Not flaming, I'm really curious here....

Why is it that so many of these self proclaimed guru's (Hiney Rimjob, Goodrum, Mr. Brink, et cetera) always look like shit? Are they so involved in others' physiques, they can't hit the gym and eat right?

If they are busy, thats usually why. Right now we're so busy if I'm able to get in 2-3 days per week I'm lucky.

McFarland · « **Reply #164 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:16:54 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on January 28, 2009, 06:04:01 PM

If they are busy, thats usually why. Right now we're so busy if I'm able to get in 2-3 days per week I'm lucky.

LOL

BIG_STI · « **Reply #165 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:20:48 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 28, 2009, 05:28:31 PM

ungaying this thread.

They look a little thin for you squad?

tbombz · « **Reply #166 on:** January 28, 2009, 06:59:09 PM »

You guys making fun of Will are realy fucked up.

Do a quick search about him.

he used to look better than most of you.

and here wwe have camle jockey making fun of will, and this is the same guy who called ME a "low life" the other day.

and he is correct, he does know more than just about anybody here, save a few.

Army of One · « **Reply #167 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:01:34 PM »

Re: What does anal sex feel like?
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2008, 08:59:23 PM »

No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..

For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. Cheesy for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll. Wink

Any other questions just shoot

polychronopolous · « **Reply #168 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:03:25 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on January 28, 2009, 07:01:34 PM

Re: What does anal sex feel like?
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2008, 08:59:23 PM »

No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..

For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. Cheesy for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll. Wink

Any other questions just shoot

He gives a little wink at the end of his statement

tbombz · « **Reply #169 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:18:25 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on January 28, 2009, 07:01:34 PM

Re: What does anal sex feel like?
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2008, 08:59:23 PM »

No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..

For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. Cheesy for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll. Wink

Any other questions just shoot

such a good description, a bit romanced and exaggerated, just enough that if i hadnt told me self id remain loyal to my current girlfriend, id be out this weekend getting and giving some of that.

That passage must turn you on, like it does me... I see you post it alot.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #170 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:22:47 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 28, 2009, 07:18:25 PM

such a good description, a bit romanced and exaggerated, just enough that if i hadnt told me self id remain loyal to my current girlfriend, id be out this weekend getting and giving some of that.

That passage must turn you on, like it does me... I see you post it alot.

I hope I am not crossing any boundries, and stop me if I am, but is you current girlfriend privy to your former lifestyle?

tbombz · « **Reply #171 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:26:18 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 28, 2009, 07:22:47 PM

I hope I am not crossing any boundries, and stop me if I am, but is you current girlfriend privy to your former lifestyle?

why would i care if you ask me that... lol...

i told her all about me.

used to be fat, went to rehab, stole money form parents for coke when i was an addict to it, use hormones, bisexual.

Eisenherz · « **Reply #172 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:32:04 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 28, 2009, 07:18:25 PM

such a good description, a bit romanced and exaggerated, just enough that if i hadnt told me self id remain loyal to my current girlfriend, id be out this weekend getting and giving some of that.

That passage must turn you on, like it does me... I see you post it alot.

hahahaha i see the queers got willies back.

tbombz · « **Reply #173 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:42:03 PM »

Quote from: upjacked on January 28, 2009, 07:40:28 PM

shut your pie hole boy, go back to describing how anal sex feels you schmoe

this coming from the guy who has been sending me p.m.'s asking how to approach other men

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #174 on:** January 28, 2009, 07:42:22 PM »

LOL i bet all sorts of Special Forces "types" seek out his advice and nutritional products

LOL LOL i bet his special product is keeping them alive and on top of their game in the mountains of afganistan