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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2009, 11:14:32 PM »
Which lucky loser in the fitness industry is going to hook up and become the next Mr. Kelly when she is paroled? I bet she will be remarried within two years of getting out to some other scumbag...
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2009, 11:15:40 PM »
She will compete again immediately.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2009, 11:18:17 PM »
I would bet the house that she will be writting for MD...My guess is that they have already made some kind of loose verbal offer to her...
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2009, 11:20:14 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on January 28, 2009, 11:18:17 PM
I would bet the house that she will be writting for MD...My guess is that they have already made some kind of loose verbal offer to her...
Yes, this has helped her career out tremendously. Kelly Ryan is the Britney Spears of bodybuilding.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2009, 12:58:12 AM »
Quote from: ribonucleic on January 28, 2009, 05:43:49 PM
Don't forget that she found Jeebus in prison. That scores big brownie points with parole boards.

If you ask me he spends too much time in prison

Maybe he likes the cock
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2009, 04:22:13 AM »
maybe when she gets out, Ill fuck the shit out of her...hahaah...no shes a christian now and christian bitches all suck. all christians suck. i wish theyd all die, fucking assholes
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2009, 05:22:56 AM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on January 28, 2009, 02:35:42 PM
It wasn't an accident though. Usually they don't if you deliberately set fire to your own car - the body in the boot doesn't help too!

Craig's no dummy. I'm sure he had the premeditated murder/arson coverage.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2009, 10:21:46 AM »
Quote from: pugalist666 on January 28, 2009, 11:05:07 PM
finally i can achieve my fantasy of having a three way with kelly ryan and carla homolka

 ;D
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2009, 10:23:10 AM »
Quote from: pugalist666 on January 28, 2009, 11:05:07 PM
finally i can achieve my fantasy of having a three way with kelly ryan and carla homolka

haha. Carla would be a great lay.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2009, 10:26:00 AM »
Kelly Ryan.

A real natural beauty
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2009, 08:45:57 PM »
Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on January 29, 2009, 12:58:12 AM
If you ask me he spends too much time in prison

Maybe he likes the cock

True.  People always find Jesus in prison. What did he get busted for?
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2009, 08:52:14 PM »
Quote from: Dreadlord on January 29, 2009, 08:45:57 PM
True.  People always find Jesus in prison. What did he get busted for?
 ;D

Nothing that big, just murder.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2009, 08:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on January 29, 2009, 08:52:14 PM
Nothing that big, just murder.


Didn't he fake his own death?
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2009, 09:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Dreadlord on January 29, 2009, 08:59:37 PM

Didn't he fake his own death?


No, that was Tupac.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2009, 09:05:18 PM »
I think with storms about to hit we ought to leave the Jesus stuff alone.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2009, 02:53:59 PM »
Quote from: divcom on January 28, 2009, 02:24:54 PM

stress got early grey hairs


what is craig smiling for?  must be losing his mind at this pt.




Newsflash!   If all women were to stop coloring their hair you would see a hell of a lot of the older ones over 35 have grey hairs.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2009, 04:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Rudee on January 30, 2009, 02:53:59 PM

Newsflash!   If all women were to stop coloring their hair you would see a hell of a lot of the older ones over 35 have grey hairs.

thanks for the advice.  this isnt about my girl f##kin up my kitchen and bathroom with hair dye.  it's about kelly ryan.  thanks again.
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Re: Kelly Ryan is eligible for parole
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2009, 07:35:58 PM »
Quote from: AKR on January 29, 2009, 04:22:13 AM
maybe when she gets out, Ill fuck the shit out of her...hahaah...no shes a christian now and christian bitches all suck. all christians suck. i wish theyd all die, fucking assholes

Trust me- once she's out and back in the swing of things, she will drop that jesuschruch crap faster than a vial of Palumbo's HGH.
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