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How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« on: January 30, 2009, 12:37:16 PM »
Do they not drug test these guys.  last thing you want is this schmoe to have a heart attack or passout or have roid rage while flying.  Where the fuck are the standards for pilots these days?
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 12:38:21 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 30, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
Do they not drug test these guys.  last thing you want is this schmoe to have a heart attack or passout or have roid rage while flying.  Where the fuck are the standards for pilots these days?

Most of the other pilots are too drunk to notice.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 12:39:02 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 12:38:21 PM
Most of the other pilots are too drunk to notice.

Aint that the truth!

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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 12:43:24 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 12:38:21 PM
Most of the other pilots are too drunk to notice.

either that or banging the stewardesses.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 12:47:41 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 30, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
Do they not drug test these guys.  last thing you want is this schmoe to have a heart attack or passout or have roid rage while flying.  Where the fuck are the standards for pilots these days?

One, most employers who implement drug testing are FAR MORE CONCERNED about narcotics than they are about anabolics (as their testing protocols probably don't detect steroids, anyway).

Two, there are plenty of overweight pilots who could just as easily have heart attack as you claim Stubbs can.

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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 01:28:01 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 30, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
Do they not drug test these guys.  last thing you want is this schmoe to have a heart attack or passout or have roid rage while flying.  Where the fuck are the standards for pilots these days?

Higher standards for pilots than posters on getbig
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 01:36:48 PM »
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2009, 01:45:15 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 30, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
Do they not drug test these guys.  last thing you want is this schmoe to have a heart attack or passout or have roid rage while flying.  Where the fuck are the standards for pilots these days?

I think he is just a freight pilot, not a passenger pilot. But would be fun to see how this guy fits into the cockpit.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2009, 01:46:12 PM »
If I were a pilot I don't think I'd be doing too much bodybuilding. Instead I'd be counting my money.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2009, 01:49:02 PM »
i knwo a 34yr old pilot on a nice 100k a year.

He flies from dublin-NY then has to rest 48 hrs before flying back. And yes he does bang the stewardesses
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2009, 01:55:58 PM »
I wondered about this myself when I read it in some mag, he is flying a commercial plane and no matter what anyone says, that is very irresponsible of him
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 01:58:21 PM »
i never heard of a black pilot.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2009, 02:08:29 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 12:38:21 PM
Most of the other pilots are too drunk to notice.

LMAO!  :D
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2009, 02:08:37 PM »
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2009, 04:52:18 PM »
Quote from: affeman on January 31, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
I think he is just a freight pilot, not a passenger pilot. But would be fun to see how this guy fits into the cockpit.

Doesn't matter, still goes through same medical checks...
Actually, i remember a story about one pilot who was a bodybuilder, and he wasn't allowed/able to fly a certain plane type (DC-10) because his legs were so thick that he couldn't fully turn the yoke, it kept hitting his thighs...
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2009, 06:02:52 PM »
Quote from: BigJ on January 31, 2009, 01:46:12 PM
If I were a pilot I don't think I'd be doing too much bodybuilding. Instead I'd be counting my money.

i work with pilots all day long..trust me they dont make shit.. unless they were in before the last 5 years they're starting at about 30-40 and lucky to get passed 60.. the airlines are cutting back everything these days,,no exception to the pilots.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2009, 06:06:03 PM »
Stubbs is a pilot for Bahamasair.  Their requirement for pilots probably aren't as stict as US airlines.  They are probably happy to have Stubbs.  The other pilots are smoking ganga that they got from the Bahama to Jamaica run.   ;D
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2009, 06:13:27 PM »
K/Abdul Jabber use to smoke a ton of weed back in the day and he became a pilot



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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2009, 04:34:57 AM »
Note to self: never fly with bahamasair  :o
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2009, 04:47:59 AM »
More to the point,how can he fit in the flightdeck?? Serious lack of space in there
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2009, 05:27:21 AM »
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2009, 08:40:51 AM »
Quote from: kh300 on January 31, 2009, 06:02:52 PM
i work with pilots all day long..trust me they dont make shit.. unless they were in before the last 5 years they're starting at about 30-40 and lucky to get passed 60.. the airlines are cutting back everything these days,,no exception to the pilots.

Just the other day there was an article in finnish newspaper, saying that in Finnair (finland's biggest airline company) an average pilot makes 11 000 euros in month...And in fact, they are now about to start a strike if they don't get a 4% pay raise, so that's how much they are cutting back ::)
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2009, 08:43:54 AM »


If he does have a heart attack, the rest of the crew could just strap themselves to his back, and land safely when he does a lat spread going into rigor mortis.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2009, 08:49:02 AM »
I'd wonder how the guy fits into the cockpit. He probably looks like an adult riding one of those quarter operated cars in the mall.
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Re: How is Joel Stubbs still a commercial airline pilot?
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2009, 08:50:09 AM »
Quote from: Figo on February 01, 2009, 05:27:21 AM


Damn, Kimbo has really shrunk.....
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