Author Topic: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?  (Read 75827 times)

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Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
« Reply #125 on: February 08, 2010, 08:25:28 AM »
Had cigars, steak, potatoes, port and two deserts!!
with chocolates...you fuckin snob

LOL..check it out...so i got somoe 1800 from the store and i got what i thought was margarita mix...so im mixin and drinkin and im like "what the hell..this is a strong fuckin drink"...so about halway into the 1800 (yeah we had the big one with the handle) i read the bottle of the mixer..and its PRE MIXED margarita. and im like WTF...i had been drinkin these nasty ass margatritas thinking i would look like a bitch if i said something..come to find i drank about 5 doublesss...i had to go to the gym after that shit..

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Of course.  I find everyone intriguing and observing their behavior and interacting is always amusing.  Humans are for the most part, predictable pattern seekers so its not difficult at all to tailor yourself to each individual.  You can easily steer someones mind to whatever destination you want them to arrive at by simply paying attention to their cues, their desires, likes and dislikes. 

Sometimes its also fun to behave towards someone the complete opposite as to how they perceived you.  You basically short-circuit their wiring by going against everything they have already formed about you in their brain which causes their world-view to be temporarily disabled or damaged.  Their guard is instantly lowered and a big question mark hangs over their head and at this point they are most easily manipulated. This shatters all expectations including those they may have had even for themselves.  Its an interesting trick to pull.  Try it out on a friend or girlfriend or what have you.  Behave EXACTLY the opposite in a situation that you normally would have behaved and watch how they react.  It will amuse you.

You know, that's a great idea. That would really throw someone off and "disable or damage their world view." Looking at it from that perspective it would be kind of cool if you and I kind of sat down for some tea and blue berry muffins baked from scratch by the lovely Jeezlebelle. We'll, kind of chew the fat and try to talk smart and stuff. Since Salinger recently passed maybe we'll exchange thoughts on Catcher in the Rye. Hey, remember that part when Holden hooks up with that whore and when she asks him how old he was and he said 18 or something like that she replied, "Like fun you are."? Holden thought what an odd thing to say. You'd think a hooker would say something like "Cut the crap." Or how he always like museums because things never changed. Maybe Holden was looking for some consistency and stability in life. And, of course, how he hated phonies...

Anyway, we'd be having a grand old time being all intellectual and shitt and then suddenly I'll pull out a machete and start hacking you to pieces. You know, to short circuit your wirings and see that big question mark hanging over your head. You'd be so like, "WTF?". Talk about permanent world view damage. That would be so amusing. That would be amusing as hell. You have to admit that.

Anyway, remember that part where Holden is in that club where that Jazz guy is hamming it up on the piano or something? He use to be good and then when he got popular he started to ham it up. You know, over do it and act all phony and stuff with the eyes close and head shaking.....

"Hey, where's the ball! What? No ball? WTF? Is that a machete? This is so intriguing. Oh shitt! You are so shattering my expectations. Hey, that hurts."

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You know, that's a great idea. That would really throw someone off and "disable or damage their world view." Looking at it from that perspective it would be kind of cool if you and I kind of sat down for some tea and blue berry muffins baked from scratch by the lovely Jeezlebelle. We'll, kind of chew the fat and try to talk smart and stuff. Since Salinger recently passed maybe we'll exchange thoughts on Catcher in the Rye. Hey, remember that part when Holden hooks up with that whore and when she asks him how old he was and he said 18 or something like that she replied, "Like fun you are."? Holden thought what an odd thing to say. You'd think a hooker would say something like "Cut the crap." Or how he always like museums because things never changed. Maybe Holden was looking for some consistency and stability in life. And, of course, how he hated phonies...

Anyway, we'd be having a grand old time being all intellectual and shitt and then suddenly I'll pull out a machete and start hacking you to pieces. You know, to short circuit your wirings and see that big question mark hanging over your head. You'd be so like, "WTF?". Talk about permanent world view damage. That would be so amusing. That would be amusing as hell. You have to admit that.

Anyway, remember that part where Holden is in that club where that Jazz guy is hamming it up on the piano or something? He use to be good and then when he got popular he started to ham it up. You know, over do it and act all phony and stuff with the eyes close and head shaking.....

"Hey, where's the ball! What? No ball? WTF? Is that a machete? This is so intriguing. Oh shitt! You are so shattering my expectations. Hey, that hurts."

I know its rather early but....

I have to give you the honor of nominating this for POST OF THE YEAR!  

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I know its rather early but....

I have to give you the honor of nominating this for POST OF THE YEAR!  

Hey, WTF? I feel some expectations being shattered. A bit of short circuiting of my wiring.... What about my world view? I have a world view you know. I'm not letting a leftist punk like you damage or disable it. God protects me from shitt like that.

Hmmm, ?

OK, well played. There will be other times and other calories to be expended and accounted for, my friend. You haven't seen the last of me. Not by a long shot.

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Seems like its going to be that time of year again shortly.

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Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.


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Seems like its going to be that time of year again shortly.
Just got my Superbowl party invite yesterday. Good timing, TA.    ;D

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Do you know who is playing this year broski?

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Do you know who is playing this year broski?
Mostly black people are playing with a few token whites speckled throughout in order to placate the middle class audience enough so that they are assured that they aren`t watching a BET special of some sort.

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Mostly black people are playing with a few token whites speckled throughout in order to placate the middle class audience enough so that they are assured that they aren`t watching a BET special of some sort.
God forbid we leave out the whites hahahahah the whole sport would drop off the face of the earth. They usually allow them to play obese line men considering its the position where the most man love is given and where the most out of shape players can actually contribute to the game.

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Did they have the Super Bowl today?

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Did they have the Super Bowl today?

yes and Dallas Cowboys won

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yes and Dallas Cowboys won
So how are you going to cope with waiting a whole year for the next one to be played? 

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So how are you going to cope with waiting a whole year for the next one to be played? 

by eating a "clean diet" and running

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Men who don't like sports is a glaring red flag they have low Test levels.

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Men who don't like sports is a glaring red flag they have low Test levels.
So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

 ???
I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.

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So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

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I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.
It's battle. It's about competition. Why don't you run along and cook us something. The men are watching the game. ;D
shit I gota headrush

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It's battle. It's about competition. Why don't you run along and cook us something. The men are watching the game. ;D

I'm loving the game. I hate the gaytriots and Jets are doing an excellent job going into the half

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I'm loving the game. I hate the gaytriots and Jets are doing an excellent job going into the half
touchdown NY!
shit I gota headrush

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touchdown NY!

yup yup that's when I posted it..

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It's battle. It's about competition. Why don't you run along and cook us something. The men are watching the game. ;D

I'll take wings and a light beer whoever is up

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I'll take wings and a light beer whoever is up
we have pigs-in-a-blanket, rotel dip, crab salad, and plenty o Miller Lite. Enjoy.
shit I gota headrush

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So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

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I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.
as someone whos studied psychology i think its very interesting the things that you choose to focus on TA...

the majority understand the reasons for form fitting uniforms and dont focus on connecting the action of the game to homosexual activities...most ppl focus on the game, strategy, hard hits and big plays...


















but then again the majority of the population is also straight  ;)

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we have pigs-in-a-blanket, rotel dip, crab salad, and plenty o Miller Lite. Enjoy.

hot diggity on my way. What is rotel dip? to lazy to google..Is it Miller Lite Lime? That's my favorite ;D