Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?

[The True Adonis]

[Firemuscle]

 I'm not going to watch the Super Bowl.

 1. Football is pretty gay. Gayer than MMA and male figure skating.

 2. Barely anyone outside the US gives a shit about football.

 3. It's a sport of big, drugged up meatheads chaotically slamming into each other. Not much strategy or finesse to the game. And this is the main reason for #2.

 4. The NFL is just a corporate monster that steers the sheeple around and pushes ridiculous advertisements in your face constantly. Very annoying after you come to this realization. The vibe surrounding NFL is very square and very bonehead.

 It's my least favorite sport. That's for damn sure.

[The True Adonis]

Do any of you who watch this male meat spectacle ever wish that the helmets were see through so that you can see their faces clearer and watch them grimmace with ectasy while they are chasing each other around?

Also, would you be against see through pants/cups etc..?  If against, why?

[Firemuscle]

Do any of you who watch this male meat spectacle ever wish that the helmets were see through so that you can see their faces clearer and watch them grimmace with ectasy while they are chasing each other around?

Also, would you be against see through pants/cups etc..?  If against, why?

 I wish they would play with no pants on and shaved pubes.

 And they should all take 2 viagras before the game so they will have rock hard erections for all 4 quarters.

 GO BRONCOS!!!!!

[The True Adonis]

 I wish they would play with no pants on and shaved pubes.

 And they should all take 2 viagras before the gae so they will have rock hard erections for all 4 quarters.

 GO BRONCOS!!!!!

That would ALMOST be gayer than their Half-Time shows, just ALMOST.

Why do you think that at the halfway point of the game, they engage in a Dance/Music sequence that is certainly a gayer spectacle than anything Elton John or Boy George could ever dream of putting together?

[chaos]

That would ALMOST be gayer than their Half-Time shows, just ALMOST.

Why do you think that at the halfway point of the game, they engage in a Dance/Music sequence that is certainly a gayer spectacle than anything Elton John or Boy George could ever dream of putting together?

How do you know what goes on at halftime, fanboy?

[Devon97]

So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

 
I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.

Never said watching football causes Test levels to spike but rather males who have an utter distaste for sports , especially football- have low test levels.

The lower test more doscile males perfer other activities- Specifically cooking, playing muscial instruments and photography.

[The True Adonis]

How do you know what goes on at halftime, fanboy?

Technically I don`t but I assume it usually involves men dressed up in sequined Uniforms as they dance to a techno version of Shania Twain`s 1997 hit, "That Don`t Impress Me Much".

[JimmyJam1974]

Never said watching football causes Test levels to spike but rather males who have an utter distaste for sports , especially football- have low test levels.

The lower test more doscile males perfer other activities- Specifically cooking, playing muscial instruments and photography.

Well said.

[chaos]

Technically I don`t but I assume it usually involves men dressed up in sequined Uniforms as they dance to a techno version of Shania Twain`s 1997 hit, "That Don`t Impress Me Much".

HHHHHHHHHHHAHAhahahahaHAHAHaH!!!!!!!!!

The new gym has a god awful soundtrack that plays and last week I forgot my ipod........they played this song!!!!!!!!hahaaha!



Is she still hittable? What about that Faith chick that married the bald dude?

[newmom]

HHHHHHHHHHHAHAhahahahaHAHAHaH!!!!!!!!!

The new gym has a god awful soundtrack that plays and last week I forgot my ipod........they played this song!!!!!!!!hahaaha!



Is she still hittable? What about that Faith chick that married the bald dude?

yes she still is beautiful and just remarried and yes Tim and Faith are still married. LMAO at shaved chrome dome calling another dude bald

[TacoBell]

[chaos]

yes she still is beautiful and just remarried and yes Tim and Faith are still married. LMAO at shaved chrome dome calling another dude bald

Uh.......eat shit faggot.




Is this current?

[The True Adonis]

Never said watching football causes Test levels to spike but rather males who have an utter distaste for sports , especially football- have low test levels.

The lower test more doscile males perfer other activities- Specifically cooking, playing muscial instruments and photography.

Hey if thats how you get away with rationalizing your overall gayness and lust for watching other men chase each other and their balls around in tight panties, then so be it.  At least you have found a coping mechanism of sorts and have come to terms with it all.

[GigantorX]

Oh man, this thread was drudged up from the netherworld of bad threads?

Let me get this "straight", watching football is gay....but making your #1 goal in life to be that of an internet message board "God" on board that is dedicated to the gayest "sport" in mankind's history is just fine? Football is gay but you have no problem  posting pictures of yourself in a speedo on Getbig? That's just fucking strange, man.

Like clockwork TA brings up another thread to try and get a rise out of people. Mission accomplished, I guess.

TA, you are the coolest guy on an anonymous, obscure, small and rarely visited internet bodybuilding message board!

Congratulations!

[GigantorX]

Football is gay but you went out onto the internet to find this picture?

I know this whole thing is part of your "gig", but searching for a picture like this and posting pictures of yourself in a speedo for other men on a BB'ing message board to see is even gayer.


I think you've outed yourself on this one.

[chaos]

TA, you are the coolest guy on an anonymous, obscure, small and rarely visited internet bodybuilding message board!

Congratulations!

No he's not.

[JimmyJam1974]

Who would be more fun to watch in an athletic competition, TA or FatPanda?

[newmom]

Who would be more fun to watch in an athletic competition, TA or FatPanda?

 

[99 Bananas]

Who would be more fun to watch in an athletic competition, TA or FatPanda?

Fun? What?

[Devon97]

Hey if thats how you get away with rationalizing your overall gayness and lust for watching other men chase each other and their balls around in tight panties, then so be it.  At least you have found a coping mechanism of sorts and have come to terms with it all.

You actually have it backwards-

Remember back in highschool or in college- The pecking order was 1) Jocks - the biggest strongest, highest test, alpha dogs
 then down the list was the Band members(musuical instruments) 9) yearbook staff(photography) 10) Home econ class - (cooking, food prep) The most effeminate of all were the guys who took a "special" interest in cooking 

[Cara Roerich]

lol!

[Devon97]

Due to an unfortunate experience in Adam's youth led to his trembling fear and utter distaste for all contact sports. 

[Earl1972]

i can't wait, i hope and expect my steelers to be there again

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[The True Adonis]

i can't wait, i hope and expect my steelers to be there again

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What do you get out of it if this were to happen?