So i decided to not go to gym today but instead, play LEFT 4 DEAD to kill some mother fucking zombies, after ending another hard week of watching tv at my office.
Got back home, picked the control, turned it on, ready for some action and boom, microsoft's worst nightmare: RED RING OF DEATH, 3 red lights flashing, i knew i was fucked.
So the first reaction was
"Fucking idiots that unlocked it, they fucked it, god dammit"
Then i thought
"I must be the idiot here for trusting them and being lazy and not unlock it by myself"
So i called them
"Hello, sir, xbox is flashing red lights, its over, i have a sort of "warranty" that you gave me..."
and before even finishing my question the guy said
"Thats not a unlock problem but ms's fault, maybe we can fix it, maybe NOT, this could be because you used it more than 2 hours, got some heat, chip died, sorry"
At this point i was pissed, not being able to play LEFT 4 DEAD, i didnt go to gym for this shitty console, i was ready to die for left 4 dead, just like muenzer died for bodybuilding!
So, the guy was right, when i play i do it the hardcore way, a pack of beers, no shirt, and all night long, but i was not ready to tell him the truth...so i said
"Look man, i only play on friday/saturday/sunday, maybe 1 hour, MAYBE 1 hour 30 minuts, but no more than that, im old, not some punk addicted to LIVE playing 24 hours"
The man replied with
"Oh well, thats what everybody say but look, if the console is dead, you dont worry about it, we will send it to microsoft, and they will give us a new one, just dont worry, this happens all the time"
I was confused, how could it be that a console without the warranty seals would be replaced by microsoft, the company i admire but also know how they deal with problems, so i said
"Umhh how do you plan to do that?"
and he said
"We've got contacts, we will give you a brand new one with all seals and you could even check the warranty and everything with them, you will see, you know how it "work" here"
So yeah, i got the message, it was going to be illegal, and im done with such things, so i said
"fair enough, tomorrow ill be there"
Hang up the phone, and went to the lovely and greatest site on earth, microsoft's support website. I quickly searched for the problem, and there was a way to fix this
1.- disconnect all cables, reconnect and test
2.- if #1 didnt work, call mexisoft's at your location.
So i did #1, turned it on and boom, left 4 dead was there, waiting for me, hdmi, blood all over my 42 plasma, once again mexisoft proved me why they are my favorite company!
