Author Topic: Do you guys pump yourself up before you go clubbing??? (Read 9997 times)

webcake · « **Reply #75 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:16:37 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 02, 2009, 03:10:10 AM

I figured that when I was posting that but said what the hell posted it anyway. Only in the US are the ages to do anything fun so freaking high.

And yes it helps.

Yeah 18 here, though most start drinking at about 14...

$:-\$

io856 · « **Reply #76 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:19:09 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 02, 2009, 01:56:03 AM

You are a true warrior of the Iron, much more so than me, bro

Thanks man,

Beat your bests week in week out.

This is hardcore.

This is animal pak.

Can you handle it?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #77 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:20:29 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 02, 2009, 03:09:00 AM

I know what ur talkin about. There is this chick I knew, well a friend of mine said she confided in her that she was thinking about leaving her husband just to fuck me. Ha ha joke would have been on her cuz I don't think she was very hot.

Guess I'm being semi serious in this thread so I won't stop now.

A married woman interested in extramarital sex is one thing. Could be simple sexual boredom, a promiscuous nature, or a desire to end the marriage, but straight up leaving her husband to screw sounds less about sex than about getting out of an unhappy relationship.

Still a nice little confidence booster for ya, but rest assured that the marriage is badly on the rocks if she's talking like that. Or you are simply the most sexually magnetic dude who ever lived.

And it was hotter than the oven in Hell's Bakery this afternoon in Perth.

webcake · « **Reply #78 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:20:58 AM »

Quote from: io856 on February 02, 2009, 03:19:09 AM

Thanks man,

Beat your bests week in week out.

This is hardcore.

This is animal pak.

Can you handle it?

io856, how many times do i have to tell you?!

NO, I CANNOT HANDLE IT!!

ok, no, i just can't

Fuck you and fuck your animal pack....my lats are mad swole!!

io856 · « **Reply #79 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:26:13 AM »

Quote from: webcke on February 02, 2009, 03:20:58 AM

io856, how many times do i have to tell you?!

NO, I CANNOT HANDLE IT!!

ok, no, i just can't

Fuck you and fuck your animal pack....my lats are mad swole!!

bullshit

You might think they are swole becuase you can't see them and they feel pumped against your arm...

But when those arms are raised above your head and you are on stage hitting a back double bicep??

HOW do they look then? Are they swole then?

No I didn't think so

Never feel satisfied... always stay true to yourself

This is hardcore...

This is fucking animal pak

Can you handle it?

webcake · « **Reply #80 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:28:21 AM »

Quote from: io856 on February 02, 2009, 03:26:13 AM

bullshit

You might think they are swole becuase you can't see them and they feel pumped against your arm...

But when those arms are raised above your head and you are on stage hitting a back double bicep??

HOW do they look then? Are they swole then?

No I didn't think so

Never feel satisfied... always stay true to yourself

This is hardcore...

This is fucking animal pak

Can you handle it?

That was beautiful.....thank u so much!!

I have seen the light.....i say with pride.....i CAN handle it!!

I can handle it.....handle it i can!!

calfzilla · « **Reply #81 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:41:10 AM »

Now all you need to do is take a pic of yourself in a sweaty hoodie, drinking a gallon of water in your crappy studio apartment because you are "living the dream."

webcake · « **Reply #82 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:43:00 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 02, 2009, 03:41:10 AM

Now all you need to do is take a pic of yourself in a sweaty hoodie, drinking a gallon of water in your crappy studio apartment because you are "living the dream."

That would complete me.....that would complete the dream....

io856 · « **Reply #83 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:43:39 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 02, 2009, 03:41:10 AM

Now all you need to do is take a pic of yourself in a sweaty hoodie, drinking a gallon of water in your crappy studio apartment because you are "living the dream."

"chasing" the dream baby

chasing it...

tweeter · « **Reply #84 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:52:46 AM »

Do any of you guys shoot up some synthol before you hit the clubs?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #85 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:54:51 AM »

I pump my cock up before going to the clubs.

webcake · « **Reply #86 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:55:47 AM »

Quote from: tweeter on February 02, 2009, 04:52:46 AM

Do any of you guys shoot up some synthol before you hit the clubs?

If you are living the dream.....then of course.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #87 on:** February 02, 2009, 05:33:40 AM »

is the answer Art Atwood?

fearANDloathing · « **Reply #88 on:** February 02, 2009, 09:21:46 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 02, 2009, 12:39:49 AM

I call bullshit. If that's true how come they never want to have sex. You can't just walk up to a hot female and say "wanna fuck" but that would be a dream come true if a woman ever did that to a guy.

1 Women have to deal with a double standard. She'd be called a whore/slut if she just fucked whoever and whenever she wanted.
2 Women get pregnant and either have to abort OR raise the kid (probably alone)
3 there are a lot of homicidal nuts walking around, going off and banging some dude she doesn't know could get a woman killed.
...so women have a lot more to lose by having willy-nilly sex all the time but trust, they are just as horny and sexual as we are. Don't ever make the mistake of thinking otherwise.

Who makes more noise during sex you or your lady? I rest my case.

nodeal · « **Reply #89 on:** February 02, 2009, 09:35:19 AM »

clubs are for fags

Big Worm · « **Reply #90 on:** February 02, 2009, 09:49:30 AM »

Quote from: nodeal on February 02, 2009, 09:35:19 AM

clubs are for fags

You're 100% correct! I've never been to a club...Men doing booty dancing!? Get the fuck outta here ! I'm not interested in seeing that bullshit!

calfzilla · « **Reply #91 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:17:43 PM »

Quote from: fearANDloathing on February 02, 2009, 09:21:46 AM

1 Women have to deal with a double standard. She'd be called a whore/slut if she just fucked whoever and whenever she wanted.
2 Women get pregnant and either have to abort OR raise the kid (probably alone)
3 there are a lot of homicidal nuts walking around, going off and banging some dude she doesn't know could get a woman killed.
...so women have a lot more to lose by having willy-nilly sex all the time but trust, they are just as horny and sexual as we are. Don't ever make the mistake of thinking otherwise.
Who makes more noise during sex you or your lady? I rest my case.

So if I get to know a chick and gain her trust then when we are hangin out at her place I can just say wanna fuck? And she'll do it. Cuz I'm tired of spending money on dates and jumping through the hoops.

calfzilla · « **Reply #92 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:26:44 PM »

Quote from: tweeter on February 02, 2009, 04:52:46 AM

Do any of you guys shoot up some synthol before you hit the clubs?

I would but I don't like how it looks. No definition just bloated and fake looking. You might as well just have fat arms.

tbombz · « **Reply #93 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:35:34 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on February 02, 2009, 03:05:40 AM

Underneath the veneer they are filthy. They enjoy being filthy, and some even enjoy screaming about it at certain times.

on the way to school today my gf leans over unzips my pants pulls out my cock and gives me head all the way to the college.... what a lovely experience.

pumpster · « **Reply #94 on:** February 02, 2009, 05:06:27 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on February 02, 2009, 04:35:34 PM

on the way to school today my gf leans over unzips my pants pulls out my cock and gives me head all the way to the college.... what a lovely experience.

What did the others on the bus think.