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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #150 on: April 29, 2013, 08:23:52 AM »
Drugs ... the finishing touch.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #151 on: April 29, 2013, 08:25:45 AM »
Getbiggers never leave the forum. At most, they return with a gimmick account.

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Things I've learned on Getbig
« Reply #152 on: July 21, 2016, 05:16:41 PM »
In the last week I learned that a prolapsed anus is referred to as a "rosebud"  Abhorrent, but it got me thinking about all of the things I have learned here, not just about the ice machine at the mirage, the latest in O'Hearn wig wear, or the true origin of various tribes.  There is much valuable information including:

A calorie is a calorie
Midlife crises can occur at age 51
Politics is related to bodybuilding because both are steeped in lies
People keep pictures of their "friends" who were in the USAs more than 30 years ago
Some men for some reason claim to like women with great big asses.

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Re: Things I've learned on Getbig
« Reply #153 on: July 21, 2016, 05:37:45 PM »
In the last week I learned that a prolapsed anus is referred to as a "rosebud"  Abhorrent, but it got me thinking about all of the things I have learned here, not just about the ice machine at the mirage, the latest in O'Hearn wig wear, or the true origin of various tribes.  There is much valuable information including:

A calorie is a calorie
Midlife crises can occur at age 51
Politics is related to bodybuilding because both are steeped in lies
People keep pictures of their "friends" who were in the USAs more than 30 years ago
Some men for some reason claim to like women with great big asses.

- Don't get married
- Don't have kids

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Re: Things I've learned on Getbig
« Reply #154 on: July 21, 2016, 05:52:25 PM »
Legit kigs are coming.


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Re: Things I've learned on Getbig
« Reply #155 on: July 21, 2016, 08:05:08 PM »
It's only gay if you make eye contact

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Re: Things I've learned on Getbig
« Reply #156 on: July 21, 2016, 08:07:46 PM »
Girls and sons.................... .

I don`t take kindly to...................... ..

You`re on my stab list.............

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Re: Things I've learned on Getbig
« Reply #157 on: July 21, 2016, 08:20:32 PM »
In the last week I learned that a prolapsed anus is referred to as a "rosebud"  Abhorrent, but it got me thinking about all of the things I have learned here, not just about the ice machine at the mirage, the latest in O'Hearn wig wear, or the true origin of various tribes.  There is much valuable information including:

A calorie is a calorie
Midlife crises can occur at age 51
Politics is related to bodybuilding because both are steeped in lies
People keep pictures of their "friends" who were in the USAs more than 30 years ago
Some men for some reason claim to like women with great big asses.

Whe you said prolapsed anus I seriously thought you meant True Adonis.

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Re: Things I've learned on Getbig
« Reply #158 on: July 21, 2016, 10:23:29 PM »
Whe you said prolapsed anus I seriously thought you meant True Adonis.

Hahaha.  Also, I have to say that my life is all the more rich from having read girls and sons at least a hundred times.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #159 on: July 21, 2016, 10:24:20 PM »
That I finally found someone more angry with life than I ever was:  Fortress.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #160 on: January 12, 2022, 03:20:13 PM »
Peach cobbler is anabolic.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #161 on: January 13, 2022, 07:45:46 AM »
Having a bloody anus is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #162 on: January 14, 2022, 02:31:49 AM »
Having a bloody anus is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.

This just made my fucking day, truly laughing my ass off and Ive had bloody anus many times.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #163 on: January 14, 2022, 08:33:23 AM »
Getbiggers never leave the forum. At most, they return with a gimmick account.

Some more obvious than others

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #165 on: May 16, 2022, 04:05:58 AM »
keep posting on Getbig consistently year after year. Learn all the tips and tricks for life that is offered. In the end, it will pay off and you will be driving expensive BMW's like Sev and Shizzo.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #166 on: May 16, 2022, 11:55:17 AM »
I have learned from Getbig that you can have anorexia and bigorexia at the same time.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #167 on: May 16, 2022, 12:00:27 PM »
I have learned from Getbig that you can have anorexia and bigorexia at the same time.
you can also have agoraphobia and enjoy going to the beach

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #168 on: May 16, 2022, 12:35:10 PM »
You can have a scalp which blinds others with its glare and yet NOT be bald.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #169 on: May 16, 2022, 12:55:43 PM »
Did anyone add you can be on Doctor prescribed TRT at 500mg a week and still be drug free?

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #170 on: May 16, 2022, 01:01:59 PM »
You can  be arrested for beating multiple women and not see any jail time.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #171 on: May 16, 2022, 01:06:46 PM »
Did anyone add you can be on Doctor prescribed TRT at 500mg a week and still be drug free?

Also, struggling to get out of contest shape.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #172 on: May 16, 2022, 04:23:43 PM »
Don’t fight with Goodrum.

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #173 on: May 16, 2022, 04:43:57 PM »
I`ve learned to spell the word learned as opposed to "learnt".  :D

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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
« Reply #174 on: May 16, 2022, 05:09:36 PM »
Also, struggling to get out of contest shape.

This is a common problem for most pros. Once you're in contest shape it's a near death experience trying to get your body back to normal.