Blagojevich for HHS (head of health & human services)
Pros
1. Fully vetted.
2. Adept at asset valuation.
3. Would be fucking golden.
4. Clearly an expert on mental-health issues.
5. Willingness to play ball.
6. Possesses "testicular virility."
7. Expert on hospital funding issues.
Cons
1. Rod is a Cubs fan, and Barack is a Sox fan. There could be tension there.
2. Big Conditioner links might undo Universal Hair Care proposals.
3. Ethical problems. After all, we don't want too many Illinoisans in the White House.
