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Even with avian flu virus on the rise.....
« on: February 03, 2009, 06:57:24 PM »

SYDNEY - An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday.

The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service.

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.




The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned.

Australia has very strict quarantine regulations on the importation of wildlife, plants and food to protect health, agriculture and the environment of the isolated island nation.

Charges of wildlife smuggling — which carry a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a fine of 110,000 Australian dollars ($70,430) — could be brought against the man.

Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case — as well as the birds, eggs and seeds — had been turned over to the Quarantine Service to assess the health risk associated with bringing the birds into the country.

The Quarantine Service would not comment on the continuing investigation.

Aside from loving the soft feathers of a pidgeon in his pants...
Why didn't he make them swallow condoms of heroine too???? ???

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Re: Even with avian flu virus on the rise.....
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 06:59:06 PM »
maybe they were his pets and he didnt want to leave them, I'd do the same

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Re: Even with avian flu virus on the rise.....
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 08:01:20 PM »
The bird flu is a NWO conspiracy...

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Re: Even with avian flu virus on the rise.....
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 09:52:47 PM »
Little did he know pigeons did exist Down under and he would not go hungry.
Lot's of Indian food too. :P

 

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Re: Even with avian flu virus on the rise.....
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 11:05:41 PM »
The bird flu is a NWO conspiracy...
It's certainly bullshit anyway.

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Re: Even with avian flu virus on the rise.....
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2009, 01:35:11 AM »
SYDNEY - An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday.

The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service.

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.




The alleged turd smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, India, was being questioned.

Australia has very strict quarantine regulations on the importation of wildlife, plants and food to protect health, agriculture and the environment of the isolated island nation.

Charges of wildlife smuggling — which carry a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a fine of 110,000 Australian dollars ($70,430) — could be brought against the man.

Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case — as well as the birds, eggs and seeds — had been turned over to the Quarantine Service to assess the health risk associated with bringing the birds into the country.

The Quarantine Service would not comment on the continuing investigation.

Aside from loving the soft feathers of a pidgeon in his pants...
Why didn't he make them swallow condoms of heroine too???? ???

WTF is Matt Tkoooranggootang doing in Aus?
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Even with avian flu virus on the rise.....
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 01:36:40 AM »
WTF is Matt Tkoooranggootang doing in Aus?

Geographics was always Matt's Achilles heel.....
No doubt about it...