Author Topic: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport! (Read 60026 times)

Fatpanda · « **Reply #125 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on February 04, 2009, 04:53:01 PM

leafy what is your obsession with jen?

what happened?

he's jealous that jen has a better physique than him, she is stronger than him, she is natural, she wins shows, and i bet jen could kick his ass too. All the while enjoying life doing what she loves for a living. While
poor leafy hates himself so much he feels he has to attack a lady over the internet both through himself and multiple gimmicks to feel better about himself.

Also i think he has some sort of crush on her, why else would he obsess over her like this $:-\$

Quote from: DeltsaForce on February 04, 2009, 04:59:12 PM

this slut could be shown sucking a dick and still people on here would start trying to defend it as people messing around and it being no big deal.
she left her job to become a cam whore. it's a sad, pathetic and cautionary tale.

you must be quite the sensitive homo to be so offended by that video or think it's sexually explicit.

Let me guess the only 'fun' you had as a boy involved you daddy playing hide the sausage with you.

HDPhysiques · « **Reply #126 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:11:48 AM »

Quote from: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 09:47:53 PM

Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos.

Since your legs are that good at squatting now, it must mean you have a scissorhold worthy of CrushWrestling.com ??

@ Jen

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #127 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:35:32 AM »

I expected much more schmoeism from the vid: a few squats, the guy yelling 'help', the other woman tapping the guys butt, it all points to an in promptu joke, not a session. If you want to accuse someone of doing sessions you'll have to do much better than this. I'm all for Getbig outing schmoes left and right, but this doesn't make the cut.

Tre · « **Reply #128 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:03:59 AM »

Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on February 05, 2009, 03:35:32 AM

I expected much more schmoeism from the vid: a few squats, the guy yelling 'help', the other woman tapping the guys butt, it all points to an in promptu joke, not a session. If you want to accuse someone of doing sessions you'll have to do much better than this. I'm all for Getbig outing schmoes left and right, but this doesn't make the cut.

QFT.

BTW, Jen's an amazing athlete, especially for a bodybuilder.

CQ · « **Reply #129 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:09:11 AM »

Quote from: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 09:47:53 PM

Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos.

I'm impressed [seriously]. Great squat.

I can't even unrack that, and if I did I would just be smashed into the ground.

FOXTROT-1 · « **Reply #130 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:04:24 AM »

The schmoe cheat curl. Not an easy lift.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #131 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:49:20 AM »

Quote from: FOXTROT-1 on February 05, 2009, 07:04:24 AM

The schmoe cheat curl. Not an easy lift.

Thank for that Foxtrot. You are truly good on the detective work. You should join the A-team

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Quote from: Fatpanda on February 04, 2009, 11:39:16 PM

he's jealous that jen has a better physique than him, she is stronger than him, she is natural, she wins shows, and i bet jen could kick his ass too. All the while enjoying life doing what she loves for a living. While
poor leafy hates himself so much he feels he has to attack a lady over the internet both through himself and multiple gimmicks to feel better about himself.

Also i think he has some sort of crush on her, why else would he obsess over her like this $:-\$

you must be quite the sensitive homo to be so offended by that video or think it's sexually explicit.

Let me guess the only 'fun' you had as a boy involved you daddy playing hide the sausage with you.

Yeah that's it

. Maybe i need to do some soul searching and take a look at my own like

EwaBeachBoy · « **Reply #132 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:02:53 AM »

Quote from: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 09:47:53 PM

Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos.

Im a big fan of Fear Factory. Great music in that video!

EwaBeachBoy · « **Reply #133 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:05:09 AM »

Quote from: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 09:47:53 PM

Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos.

Jen, Im a firm believer that a squat does a booty good.

I saw your booty in Jeans at the Olympia expo and it looked delectible!

Please dont ever stop squating! Youre doing a good thing!

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #134 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:05:57 AM »

Yes, i like the body hammer. Always gets me really pumped up.

EwaBeachBoy · « **Reply #135 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:12:46 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on February 05, 2009, 08:05:57 AM

Yes, i like the body hammer. Always gets me really pumped up.

Leafy, you know great music!

My favorite Fear Factory song is Demanufacture. Gets me pissed off when I work out!

"Revenge so strong, taste it on my tongue!"

"My gun will be your angel of mercy!"

I got no more %$# damn regret! I got no more %$# damn respect!

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #136 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:55:01 AM »

How can anyone justify and rationalize videos like that "squat schmoe" vid

you are just an object, and exploited as such, to the perverts who are sexually gratified by this strange fetish of hormonized woman
----------if you were my sister or a member of my family I would be disgusted and shamed by your shameless behaviour $:-\$

there is something very gay about guys who are worshipers of juiced out female BBers--------in reality these "woman" are basically men, they even have testosterone levels far far higher than the average healthy 20yr old male

FOXTROT-1 · « **Reply #137 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:02:55 AM »

Quote from: FOXTROT-1 on February 05, 2009, 07:04:24 AM

The schmoe cheat curl. Not an easy lift.

Some people can't do real jobs.

MindSpin · « **Reply #138 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:08:26 AM »

Quote from: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 09:12:33 PM

hahaha, still talking about this video-it is quite amusing. Its funny because I watch the video and try to figure out why some of you have such issues with it, it makes me laugh. Nationals was a great time, maybe it sucks because I actually get to go to the shows and regardless of if I am competing or not I have a great time. Sorry that I am not "living up" to all your very high standards but I am enjoying my life, laughing every day and accomplishing my own goals.

I don't think people have an issue with it...to each their own. It's more a matter of disappointment. You seem like a nice girl, but you're now getting paid to squat horny guys $:-\$

Just curious Jennifer, what do you get paid to squat Schmoes?

BIG_STI · « **Reply #139 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:31:58 PM »

Quote from: EwaBeachBoy on February 05, 2009, 08:05:09 AM

Jen, Im a firm believer that a squat does a booty good.

I saw your booty in Jeans at the Olympia expo and it looked delectible!

Please dont ever stop squating! Youre doing a good thing!

Where did this schmoe come from, add him to the list of known schmoes.

EwaBeachBoy · « **Reply #140 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:37:42 PM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on February 05, 2009, 12:31:58 PM

Where did this schmoe come from, add him to the list of known schmoes.

Hey! At least im lusting over a beautiful female....

Im not the evil, sick kinda schmoe that fantasizes about men!

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #141 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:43:39 PM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on February 05, 2009, 12:31:58 PM

Where did this schmoe come from, add him to the list of known schmoes.

Wolfgang!

To end the war against schmoes.

Tre · « **Reply #142 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:54:32 PM »

Quote from: MindSpin on February 05, 2009, 11:08:26 AM

It's more a matter of disappointment. You seem like a nice girl, but you're now getting paid to squat horny guys

Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man!

drkaje · « **Reply #143 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:56:18 PM »

Quote from: Tre on February 05, 2009, 01:54:32 PM

Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man!

Have you ben curled or squatted?

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #144 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:56:49 PM »

Quote from: Tre on February 05, 2009, 01:54:32 PM

Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man!

what's "living" ? being a schmoe whose wife leaves him out of disgust for his perversion and exploration of abused girls?
going out and buying a ps3 when you're too old to play it, wow, living the dream baby

MindSpin · « **Reply #145 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Tre on February 05, 2009, 01:54:32 PM

Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man!

Her parents must be real proud. I can just Imagine the conversation with her dad:

Dad - umm Jennifer, I came across some confusing videos of you on-line

Jennifer - uh...what videos (gulp!)

Dad - it was you in some hotel room squatting up & down with a guy on your shoulders

Jennifer - Oh that video. It's nothing daddy. We were just goofing around.

Dad - Really? Would you happen to know what the word "Schmoe" means?

Jennifer - uh...no...

Dad - it says on the website, that "schmoes" pay money to girls in exchange for being squatted...

Jennifer - huh. weird. wouldn't know anything about it.

------- long uncomfortable silence -----------

Dad - well if you say so....so, can you squat me?

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #146 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:09:18 PM »

Quote from: MindSpin on February 05, 2009, 03:06:16 PM

Her parents must be real proud. I can just Imagine the conversation with her dad:

Dad - umm Jennifer, I came across some confusing videos of you on-line

Jennifer - uh...what videos (gulp!)

Dad - it was you in some hotel room squatting up & down with a guy on your shoulders

Jennifer - Oh that video. It's nothing daddy. We were just goofing around.

Dad - Really? Would you happen to know what the word "Schmoe" means?

Jennifer - uh...no...

Dad - it says on the website, that "schmoes" pay money to girls in exchange for being squatted...

Jennifer - huh. weird. wouldn't know anything about it.

------- long uncomfortable silence -----------

Dad - well if you say so....so, can you squat me?

HAHAHAHAHahahah

seriously what woman with any pride whatsoever engages in such shameless exploitive behavior

------she's catering to some perverts weird sexual fetish and being taped and posted the internet to top it off $:-\$

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #147 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:21:51 PM »

Quote from: MindSpin on February 05, 2009, 11:08:26 AM

Just curious Jennifer, what do you get paid to squat Schmoes?

Single joint movements (Schmoe Curls, Schmoe Extensions), the rate is $5 per rep.

Compound movements (Schmoe Squats, Incline Schmoe Presses) $10 per rep.

Tre · « **Reply #148 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:51:43 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on February 05, 2009, 01:56:18 PM

Have you ben curled or squatted?

I'm not into L&C myself, but I've pretty done it all - wrestling, muscle appreciation, armwrestling, sketches, etc.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #149 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:54:43 PM »

Quote from: Tre on February 05, 2009, 05:51:43 PM

I'm not into L&C myself, but I've pretty done it all - wrestling, muscle appreciation, armwrestling, sketches, etc.

you seem very effeminate, enjoying being treated like a little bitch.
you do shit with guys to?