Author Topic: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport! (Read 59974 times)

TrueGrit · « **Reply #250 on:** February 06, 2009, 04:44:01 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on February 06, 2009, 04:35:16 PM

How is the sex in the Muscle Mansion Tre?

Not sure he gets that. Seems like he gets curled around the bedroom and then they do a nutcracker protein fart on his head ..

drkaje · « **Reply #251 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:18:52 PM »

Quote from: Tre on February 06, 2009, 04:32:37 PM

As my schmoeho pointed out, I'm just a guy living the schmoe dream, man.

Since the move into Muscle Mansion, life has never been sweeter.

Muscle chicks ain't my thing, LOL!

I'm just giving respect where it's due.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #252 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:28:58 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on February 06, 2009, 05:18:52 PM

Muscle chicks ain't my thing, LOL!

I'm just giving respect where it's due.

The guy is happy as a pig in shit and few people can say that. Good luck to him.

Also, although the manbeasts are repugnant , some of those fitness/figures chicks are pretty fine.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #253 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on February 06, 2009, 04:40:18 PM

hahaha This coming from a chick that puts male hormones into her body and is delusional over her fame in some freak trade like bodybuilding.

The "noname" is essentially you in that you are accomplishing nothing except coming off as a mutant to general society. As the years pass you'll be at the midpoint between a dude and some ugly bitch with a giant clitoris. haha

Just think about how many times that little twit has cried after seeing these threads. I can see her now running on to herbiceps and loading up her cam to take her top off so she can get some form of attention from some foul loathsome schmoe located in some 3rd world country.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #254 on:** February 06, 2009, 09:48:07 PM »

bump for whoring your dignity and body out to creepy schmoe perverts

Tre · « **Reply #255 on:** February 07, 2009, 06:15:47 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on February 06, 2009, 04:35:16 PM

How is the sex in the Muscle Mansion Tre?

No complaints so far.

Quote from: drkaje on February 06, 2009, 05:18:52 PM

Muscle chicks ain't my thing, LOL!

I'm just giving respect where it's due.

Thanks, man. I probably shouldn't whine as much as I do - I've been able to go away on my 'work weekends' and enjoy life for a minute for quite some time now. I've only missed out on a couple of trips a year, maybe. But as for being truly happy? It's been a *long* time since I felt this way. I still work my ass off, but there's a far greater payoff now.

Have you ever tried a musclechick? Any athletic woman?

freespirit · « **Reply #256 on:** February 07, 2009, 08:14:01 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 06:15:47 AM

Have you ever tried a musclechick? Any athletic woman?

I tried the athletic woman. Didn't get much sleep when she was over.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #257 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:15:56 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 06:15:47 AM

Have you ever tried a musclechick? Any athletic woman?

why are you always asking men about their sexual experiences?

Tre · « **Reply #258 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:16:32 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on February 07, 2009, 08:14:01 AM

I tried the athletic woman. Didn't get much sleep when she was over.

Exactly.

Now add a little gear to the mix...

I've been with some female bodybuilders who may not have been the best lovers, but the sex itself has *always* been great. Maybe I've just been lucky, but so far, they've been perfect.

danielson · « **Reply #259 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:17:55 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:16:32 AM

Exactly.

Now add a little gear to the mix...

I've been with some female bodybuilders who may not have been the best lovers, but the sex itself has *always* been great. Maybe I've just been lucky, but so far, they've been perfect.

You honestly like the roided up girls Tre? Beast is obviously good looking, but you are saying you like the huge shemale types too?

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #260 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:18:57 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:16:32 AM

Exactly.

Now add a little gear to the mix...

I've been with some female bodybuilders who may not have been the best lovers, but the sex itself has *always* been great. Maybe I've just been lucky, but so far, they've been perfect.

Name names tre... Did Beast sleep with your for a raise? She is after all the #3 deicion maker.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #261 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:20:01 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 09:18:57 AM

Name names tre... Did Beast sleep with your for a raise? She is after all the #3 deicion maker.

its pretty clear that beast has

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #262 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:21:08 AM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 09:20:01 AM

its pretty clear that beast has

Life can be hard for a pimp and his ho and the beast must make bank some how. Tre atleast defends her honor. Looks like beast has concern for tre as well. A good business relationship indeed.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #263 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:25:38 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 09:21:08 AM

Life can be hard for a pimp and his ho and the beast must make bank some how. Tre atleast defends her honor. Looks like beast has concern for tre as well. A good business relationship indeed.

Tre is definitely getting that beast ass but camwhores don't seem to iron your shirts

drkaje · « **Reply #264 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:30:12 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 06:15:47 AM

No complaints so far.

Thanks, man. I probably shouldn't whine as much as I do - I've been able to go away on my 'work weekends' and enjoy life for a minute for quite some time now. I've only missed out on a couple of trips a year, maybe. But as for being truly happy? It's been a *long* time since I felt this way. I still work my ass off, but there's a far greater payoff now.

Have you ever tried a musclechick? Any athletic woman?

Not athletic by your standards. I love the skinny pear, LOL! Not into boobs at all and would love something Brazilian or a slightly slimmed down version of Rachael ray. Have I seen some attractive muscle chicks? Yes. I've even seen a few that looked hitable but the extreme ones just look too manly to me with all the andro sides and clit growth. Dieted down and all dehydrated doesn't even work for me with fitness chicks because it just doesn't look 'healthy' to me. It's a personal bias and maybe an evolution thing but the curves, thickness and little bit of fat just makes them safe to carry DNA, LOL!

My girlfriend is skinny and it's fine because a thicker ass would shift the power balance too much.

She has to stay on her toes because of knowing how many free range big-assed chicks are wandering around. I have gotten stupid and tolerated a lot of bullshit over a thick ass. It's my Kryptonite.

Beautiful girls, Tre!!

danielson · « **Reply #265 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:33:39 AM »

Quote from: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 09:25:38 AM

Tre is definitely getting that beast ass but camwhores don't seem to iron your shirts

Tre has a nice looking family.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #266 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:34:14 AM »

Quote from: danielson on February 07, 2009, 09:33:39 AM

Tre has a nice looking family.

There someone else's kids. I agree that they are very pretty girls.

Tre · « **Reply #267 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:39:46 AM »

Quote from: danielson on February 07, 2009, 09:17:55 AM

You honestly like the roided up girls Tre? Beast is obviously good looking, but you are saying you like the huge shemale types too?

A little drop of medicine never hurt anyone.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #268 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:40:16 AM »

Tre was a star in the 70's.....

Tre · « **Reply #269 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:42:56 AM »

Quote from: danielson on February 07, 2009, 09:33:39 AM

Tre has a nice looking family.

Thanks for the kind words, but while my daughter is beautiful, those are actually my friend James' lovely daughters. He runs FTVideo.com and FitVixenz.com, both of which are excellent websites in this same female muscle market.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #270 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:39:46 AM

A little drop of medicine never hurt anyone.

Tre, have you ever slept with the beast. Tell the names of all the FBBers you have slept with.

Tre · « **Reply #271 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:43:56 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 07, 2009, 09:40:16 AM

Tre was a star in the 70's.....

You've seen my fangs!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #272 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:45:28 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:43:56 AM

You've seen my fangs!

haha, Tre is a good guy. At least he admits how he feels about stuff on here.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #273 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:45:39 AM »

Quote from: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:43:56 AM

You've seen my fangs!

Tre, have you ever slept with the beast? Tell the names of all the FBBers you have slept with. Your silence speaks volumes. What did Jenny get with sleeping with you? Any kind of contracts for money?

Tre · « **Reply #274 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:47:52 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 09:43:00 AM

Tre, have you ever slept with the beast. Tell the names of all the FBBers you have slept with.

Do I dare dignify that with a response?

No, I have never slept with the Beast.

1) She works for my company

2) She wouldn't be attracted to me, even if she didn't work for us

I won't out women here, but I've enjoyed a nice run over the years. I've always found FBBs - at least the ones I know - to be very caring and loving. The fact that their libido is often equal to or even greater than my own has just been icing on the cake.