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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #275 on: February 07, 2009, 09:55:49 AM »
Not athletic by your standards. I love the skinny pear, LOL! Not into boobs at all and would love something Brazilian or a slightly slimmed down version of Rachael ray. Have I seen some attractive muscle chicks? Yes. I've even seen a few that looked hitable but the extreme ones just look too manly to me with all the andro sides and clit growth. Dieted down and all dehydrated doesn't even work for me with fitness chicks because it just doesn't look 'healthy' to me. It's a personal bias and maybe an evolution thing but the curves, thickness and little bit of fat just makes them safe to carry DNA, LOL!

My girlfriend is skinny and it's fine because a thicker ass would shift the power balance too much.  :) She has to stay on her toes because of knowing how many free range big-assed chicks are wandering around. I have gotten stupid and tolerated a lot of bullshit over a thick ass. It's my Kryptonite. :'(

Beautiful girls, Tre!!

LOL @ 'free range big-assed chicks wandering around'!! 

Hey, we've all got our Krypotonite, man.  I love a beautiful ass, too, which is why I spend so much time with female bodybuilders.  Have you ever seen Britt Miller's off-season glute shots?  Dayum. 

Those are James Cook's little girls, but I do agree and will tell him you said so. :)

I absolutely agree about the biological imperative and reproductive fitness.  In my particular case, I've been tracked to seek out strong women with childbearing hips.  I've only got one child, but I don't doubt that the universe intends for me to have at least one or possibly two more.  My first child's mother is tall (5-10), very strong, and has wide hips.  She was built for making babies and for protecting them, while I'm off in the world working to provide for them. 

It would be difficult, I think, for me to be with anyone outside the industry again, if we're talking about a potentially long-term arrangement and I definitely cannot be with anyone who has bigtime body image or insecurity issues.


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #276 on: February 07, 2009, 09:57:15 AM »
LOL @ 'free range big-assed chicks wandering around'!! 

Hey, we've all got our Krypotonite, man.  I love a beautiful ass, too, which is why I spend so much time with female bodybuilders.  Have you ever seen Britt Miller's off-season glute shots?  Dayum. 

Those are James Cook's little girls, but I do agree and will tell him you said so. :)

I absolutely agree about the biological imperative and reproductive fitness.  In my particular case, I've been tracked to seek out strong women with childbearing hips.  I've only got one child, but I don't doubt that the universe intends for me to have at least one or possibly two more.  My first child's mother is tall (5-10), very strong, and has wide hips.  She was built for making babies and for protecting them, while I'm off in the world working to provide for them. 

It would be difficult, I think, for me to be with anyone outside the industry again, if we're talking about a potentially long-term arrangement and I definitely cannot be with anyone who has bigtime body image or insecurity issues.


how's this Tre? :D

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #277 on: February 07, 2009, 10:01:03 AM »
There are one or two chicks at the gym with asses so nice my hand starts itching like I'm getting money when they walk by.

That thickness is my sickness.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #278 on: February 07, 2009, 10:03:30 AM »
There are one or two chicks at the gym with asses so nice my hand starts itching like I'm getting money when they walk by.

That thickness is my sickness.

L O L!!!

I've only been back a short time, but I've been unbelievably focused in the gym lately.  I barely notice shit anymore...maybe because I fear she might be a Mormon. lol

how's this Tre? :D 

100% crushable.   :D

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #279 on: February 07, 2009, 10:07:02 AM »
L O L!!!

I've only been back a short time, but I've been unbelievably focused in the gym lately.  I barely notice shit anymore...maybe because I fear she might be a Mormon. lol

100% crushable.   :D

I was sick last week and took monday and tuesday off. Look like total shit and lost a ton of weight. It will probably take two or more weeks before I look halfway decent again.

But I can damn near sense a big ass walking by with eyes closed. It's like The Force and shit. No joke.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #280 on: February 07, 2009, 10:29:16 AM »

Tre let them royalty checks accumulate so all you can do is hate. Get off yo ass and make money boy. Don't hate.



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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #281 on: February 07, 2009, 11:17:29 AM »
There are one or two chicks at the gym with asses so nice my hand starts itching like I'm getting money when they walk by.

That thickness is my sickness.
Get off yo ass and make money boy. Haystak approved.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #282 on: February 07, 2009, 11:37:16 AM »
I knew it was only a matter of time before Tre was chopped as a pimp  :)

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #283 on: February 07, 2009, 11:45:00 AM »
I knew it was only a matter of time before Tre was chopped as a pimp  :)



he doesnt need shopping to be a pimp. he is a pimp and he has turned the beast into a recruiter for more girls. classic victim and abuser behaviour.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #284 on: February 07, 2009, 11:46:04 AM »
he doesnt need shopping to be a pimp. he is a pimp and he has turned the beast into a recruiter for more girls. classic victim and abuser behaviour.
Beast is his number one ho. She solicits other girls and Jfalcon finds the schmoes while King gets in the missionary position. Question for tre. How many times have you had to pimp slap beast and for what offenses other then trying to stop you from defending her honor?


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #285 on: February 07, 2009, 11:49:25 AM »
Beast is his number one ho. She solicits other girls and Jfalcon finds the schmoes while King gets in the missionary position.

so true. the victim in turn becomes an abuser. she suggest to her "friends" and other vunerable women that they should give camwhoring a go. it starts out with flirting chat and then they force them to go topless. in the end it becomes squatting schmoes and sexual favors.
seriously, this is sick.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #286 on: February 07, 2009, 11:52:05 AM »
Look guys... this is getting out of hand. Me and beast shared a special night and that's all. We don't need over 30 pages of flaming. Would you just calm down? Alright? Jesus fucking christ.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #287 on: February 07, 2009, 11:55:28 AM »
Look guys... this is getting out of hand. Me and beast shared a special night and that's all. We don't need over 30 pages of flaming. Would you just calm down? Alright? Jesus fucking christ.
Give us details. What all did you guys do together?

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #288 on: February 07, 2009, 12:56:52 PM »
Soon, Jen is going to do some hardcore schmoeing like this!!


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #289 on: February 07, 2009, 12:58:02 PM »
that ass looks like a carpenters dream.............flat as a board and easy to nail.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #290 on: February 07, 2009, 01:03:42 PM »
She looks pretty hot. Now why can't these guys just be like men and get some pussy, why all the sissy feeling the biceps and wrestling like some little girl??
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #291 on: February 07, 2009, 01:05:18 PM »
wow this thread is so HOT!
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #292 on: February 07, 2009, 01:06:07 PM »
She looks pretty hot. Now why can't these guys just be like men and get some pussy, why all the sissy feeling the biceps and wrestling like some little girl??

I ask the same question when I see that rediculous schmoe riding Jen's back!!

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #293 on: February 07, 2009, 07:49:23 PM »
Beast is his number one ho. She solicits other girls and Jfalcon finds the schmoes while King gets in the missionary position. Question for tre. How many times have you had to pimp slap beast and for what offenses other then trying to stop you from defending her honor?

NO ONE messes with the Beast.

She has the strongest pimp hand in the entire organization!   :D

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #294 on: February 07, 2009, 07:50:50 PM »
She looks pretty hot. Now why can't these guys just be like men and get some pussy, why all the sissy feeling the biceps and wrestling like some little girl??

Gentlemen don't kiss-and-tell, but trust me, there are buffed women who are *really* into muscle appreciation. 

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #295 on: February 08, 2009, 03:02:28 AM »
i can't believe you e thugs are still trying to get jen to melt - she owns your minds.

leafy i was pm'd by someone close to you on here, who revealed to me that you are a homosexual.

are you attracted to jen, and hate yourself for it ? is this why you have attacked her ?
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #296 on: February 08, 2009, 07:52:26 AM »
i can't believe you e thugs are still trying to get jen to melt - she owns your minds.

leafy i was pm'd by someone close to you on here, who revealed to me that you are a homosexual.

are you attracted to jen, and hate yourself for it ? is this why you have attacked her ?

your brownosing is disgusting. i can just picture your huge fat body at your computer as you check your pms hoping to get a "thanks hon" message from jen. keep licking, you might get a free session on webcam ::)

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #297 on: February 08, 2009, 08:19:23 AM »
your brownosing is disgusting. i can just picture your huge fat body at your computer as you check your pms hoping to get a "thanks hon" message from jen. keep licking, you might get a free session on webcam ::)

He's quite the obese schmoe isn't he Deltaforce?

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #298 on: February 08, 2009, 01:38:31 PM »
your brownosing is disgusting. i can just picture your huge fat body at your computer as you check your pms hoping to get a "thanks hon" message from jen. keep licking, you might get a free session on webcam ::)

tell you what big stuff - you post a pic and show me what a fine specimen you are, i'll do the same and jen can choose who is the bodybuilder.

deal ?
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #299 on: February 08, 2009, 01:40:16 PM »
tell you what big stuff - you post a pic and show me what a fine specimen you are, i'll do the same and jen can choose who is the bodybuilder.

deal ?

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