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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #225 on: April 05, 2009, 09:01:58 PM »


Who would win the tag-team match between Optimus Prime and King Kong on one side, and Megatron and Godzilla on the other IF Team Kong could have all the Muscletech supplements they needed while Team Zilla only have 3 half-empty tubes of KY Jelly and a Mari-Windsor Pilates DVD at their disposal?
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Funny stuff Kiwi.

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #226 on: April 05, 2009, 09:19:33 PM »
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Funny stuff Kiwi.
youre back tyr!!! i thought u werent gonna be able to post anymore for some reason :o
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #227 on: April 07, 2009, 09:02:53 AM »
Hey Nat. I saw Dr. Carlton Coker in the gym last night.

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #228 on: April 07, 2009, 09:30:39 AM »
Dear Gene,

Paper or plastic?

Auto or manual?

Would the value of K be higher or lower for a right angled triangle compared to an isosceles triangle in the following equation ???



Counting on you for the answers. Please bear in mind that the clock is ticking.

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #229 on: April 07, 2009, 12:05:17 PM »
Dear Gene,

Why is it that when the light is green at an intersection w/oncoming traffic, some drivers in the left turn lane stop behind the line and will not creep out into the intersection so the rest of us behind them have a chance to go too? >:(
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #230 on: April 07, 2009, 12:23:50 PM »
Dear Gene,

Why is it that when the light is green at an intersection w/oncoming traffic, some drivers in the left turn lane stop behind the line and will not creep out into the intersection so the rest of us behind them have a chance to go too? >:(
I also wonder that  ???

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #231 on: April 07, 2009, 05:53:33 PM »
Hey Nat. I saw Dr. Carlton Coker in the gym last night.
noooooooooo!!!!


Dear Gene,

Why is it that when the light is green at an intersection w/oncoming traffic, some drivers in the left turn lane stop behind the line and will not creep out into the intersection so the rest of us behind them have a chance to go too? >:(
hello my sexy stella:i think they do that because they are scared of being caught in the intersection like i was one time and casued a 5 car accident...but the smartest way to beat the light is right when u are turning left and the light turns red u gotta drive your car super close to the car in front of u and create a moving roadblock so u can turn w/out being stuck


Dear Gene,

Paper or plastic?

Auto or manual?

Would the value of K be higher or lower for a right angled triangle compared to an isosceles triangle in the following equation ???



Counting on you for the answers. Please bear in mind that the clock is ticking.
i prefer plastic on things like eggs and ground beef for some reason-i love seeing ground beef sitting in a plastic bag w/ the loose ends of the bag wrapped around...but on things like oats peanut butter and apples i love the look of an old timmee brown paper bag

i dont know how to drive manual so i say auto matic but i think manual cars are foolish and a waste of time

i think k is higher cuz it is the demonitor of the fraction...but i may be wrong-im sorry if ive failed u good friend kiwi

I also wonder that  ???
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #232 on: April 08, 2009, 09:22:04 AM »


:i think they do that because they are scared of being caught in the intersection


Thanks Gene, I'll try to give them some grace then.



i love seeing ground beef sitting in a plastic bag w/ the loose ends of the bag wrapped around...


What the?  hahahha  ;D   Classic Gene :)


intersection like i was one time and casued a 5 car accident...



Dear Gene, can you tell us more about this?  Was everyone OK?


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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #233 on: April 08, 2009, 08:20:13 PM »
helly my oh so sexy stella
my accident happened back when i was like 17 or so
i was coming from work and was giving a good friend of mine a ride home...this was the bad friend who was an ex drug dealer and my parents didnt want me spending time w/ him and i had been secretly hanging out w/ him for months...we never did anything bad together...if anything i was a good influence on him

so were at a red light with 1 car in front of me...red light at one of the busiest intersections in town...im pretty sure the light turned green and the car in front of me drove through the intersection and i followed and got hit by 4 cars going super fast and im convinced they were trying to beat the light

well i still remember my freind screaming as the cars smashed into us...my car was spun around and got hit so hard the car was stuck in drive...i coulddnt shift

i got out and everyone is yelling at me
the cops finally come and i try to tell my story but they think im high cuz my eyes are red(i had contacts in which were irritating me) and my ex drug dealer crimminal friend wasnt good to ahve w/ me
i can still picture this fat russian guy yelling at me "look what you did...look what you did"

turnes out all 4 cars knew eachtoher and i know they were running the light cuz
1)the car in front of me went through
2)all the other cars in the other 3 lanes were still still sitting behind the line on the road cuz obviously they were stopped at the red light
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #234 on: April 09, 2009, 01:38:02 PM »
Did anyone get ticketed?  I'm glad u were alright!
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #235 on: April 09, 2009, 05:32:22 PM »
Mr. NW83, can you tell us how many gimmicks you think STella is running right now?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #236 on: April 09, 2009, 07:33:46 PM »
Did anyone get ticketed?  I'm glad u were alright!
i was able to get out of the ticket cuz of family connections...i dont think anyone got ticketed...it was a horrible time...after the accident i got my 2nd car...a gremlin

Mr. NW83, can you tell us how many gimmicks you think STella is running right now?
oh no! stella u run gimmicks? i never would have thought :o
were u dreadlord???
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #237 on: April 09, 2009, 08:14:47 PM »
i was able to get out of the ticket cuz of family connections...i dont think anyone got ticketed...it was a horrible time...after the accident i got my 2nd car...a gremlin
oh no! stella u run gimmicks? i never would have thought :o
were u dreadlord???
Do they even make those things anymore. ???
I am a big baby

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #238 on: April 09, 2009, 08:17:18 PM »
Gene, how come girls that are the most tryfling chicken headed lot lizzards (cheaters), are the ones that like to brag how they NEVER date and how no guys like them ::)?  It is total bs. 

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #239 on: April 09, 2009, 08:32:02 PM »
Do they even make those things anymore. ???
this was back like in 2003...we got it used it was sitting in front of some dudes house

Gene, how come girls that are the most tryfling chicken headed lot lizzards (cheaters), are the ones that like to brag how they NEVER date and how no guys like them ::)?  It is total bs. 
cuz theyre nobodies who think theyre somebodies
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #240 on: April 10, 2009, 08:52:17 AM »
iafter the accident i got my 2nd car...a gremlin

Cool Gene!   I had one of those exploding pintos ;D



were u dreadlord???
No
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #241 on: April 10, 2009, 08:54:33 AM »
Mr. NW83, can you tell us how many gimmicks you think STella is running right now?

check yo'self foo!


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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #242 on: April 10, 2009, 08:55:09 AM »
Cool Gene!   I had one of those exploding pintos ;D



:D

check yo'self foo!


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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #243 on: April 10, 2009, 09:01:45 AM »
check yo'self foo!







MOLEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Gene better be carefull with this one.moley ran Rude off the boards

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #244 on: April 10, 2009, 09:03:56 AM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #245 on: April 10, 2009, 09:04:46 AM »




MOLEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Gene better be carefull with this one.moley ran Rude off the boards
thanks for the heads up clavin-u are a true friend

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #246 on: April 10, 2009, 09:07:20 AM »
thanks for the heads up clavin-u are a true friend
dont be chaos this is only the internet



I'm tellin ya Gene,moley works in mysterious ways!

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #247 on: April 10, 2009, 09:15:55 AM »
thanks for the heads up clavin-u are a true friend
dont be chaos this is only the internet
moley transcends the internet Gene.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #248 on: April 10, 2009, 09:22:42 AM »




MOLEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Gene better be carefull with this one.moley ran Rude off the boards

It's true :'(

PIP RUDE
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #249 on: April 10, 2009, 09:25:54 AM »




MOLEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Gene better be carefull with this one.moley ran Rude off the boards
So Teh Rudeness got married to moley ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!