Can we get an Ask Gene thread?

[NaturalWonder83]

im sorry

[CalvinH]

Gene,while your out sick with the flu the rumor is that STella has been checking out the new guy marty

[Butterbean]

Gene,while your out sick with the flu the rumor is that STella has been checking out the new guy marty

Don't believe him Gene!  You know it's probably the devil juice talking!

[CalvinH]

Don't believe him Gene!  You know it's probably the devil juice talking!

Gene,notice the use of the word "probably" in Stella's post

[Butterbean]

Gene,notice the use of the word "probably" in Stella's post

Gene, you know I was just trying to be delicate with Clavin and his...err....problem.

[CalvinH]

Gene,I just stalked checked STella's profile and she was checking out marty's post's

[NaturalWonder83]

Don't believe him Gene!  You know it's probably the devil juice talking!

babe, u better go bother another bee cuz my honey aint for sale

[outby43]

Hi Gene,

What is your pinion on the account lockout of Ed and Block?

[NaturalWonder83]

Hi Gene,

What is your pinion on the account lockout of Ed and Block?

i dont get why...i hope its not true!

[Eyeball Chambers]

Gene, I drink fresh carrot juice everyday.

Just wanted to tell you that.

[calfzilla]

Gene, what is the cure for the common cold?  Also have you/do you ever do myspace or facebook stalking of exgirlfriends or girls you want to be your future girlfriend?  What are your opinions on that? 

[CalvinH]

babe, u better go bother another bee cuz my honey aint for sale

Smart move Gene

[chaos]

Here's a ? that's been bothering me for some time...........

If you are flying and you have to poop, lord knows you can't poop on a plane so you have to hold it until you land, now you have to poop in an airport bathroom. Let's say you drop your load and when you reach for the TP you realize there are two rolls hanging on the wall..........now here's where it gets tricky.

Do you use the larger roll since obviously less people have used it or do you use the smaller roll as maybe it is softer and that's why more people have used it?

I would use the bigger roll since less people put their grubby hands on it, but I feel like maybe I would be missing out on a softer experience.....


HELP ME GENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Butterbean]

babe, u better go bother another bee cuz my honey aint for sale

Oh dear I think Clavin started some confusion.




Dear Gene,
Serious question.  What name do you like better:  Butterbean or Large Marge? 

[Butterbean]

Here's a ? that's been bothering me for some time...........

If you are flying and you have to poop, lord knows you can't poop on a plane so you have to hold it until you land, now you have to poop in an airport bathroom. Let's say you drop your load and when you reach for the TP you realize there are two rolls hanging on the wall..........now here's where it gets tricky.

Do you use the larger roll since obviously less people have used it or do you use the smaller roll as maybe it is softer and that's why more people have used it?

I would use the bigger roll since less people put their grubby hands on it, but I feel like maybe I would be missing out on a softer experience.....


HELP ME GENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NaturalWonder83]

Gene, I drink fresh carrot juice everyday.

Just wanted to tell you that.

i would too-except i think carrots make me break out

[NaturalWonder83]

Gene, what is the cure for the common cold?  Also have you/do you ever do myspace or facebook stalking of exgirlfriends or girls you want to be your future girlfriend?  What are your opinions on that? 

take olive leaf extract and tons of garlic
ive never done that on face book but it sounds cool

[NaturalWonder83]

Smart move Gene

thank u

[NaturalWonder83]

Here's a ? that's been bothering me for some time...........

If you are flying and you have to poop, lord knows you can't poop on a plane so you have to hold it until you land, now you have to poop in an airport bathroom. Let's say you drop your load and when you reach for the TP you realize there are two rolls hanging on the wall..........now here's where it gets tricky.

Do you use the larger roll since obviously less people have used it or do you use the smaller roll as maybe it is softer and that's why more people have used it?

I would use the bigger roll since less people put their grubby hands on it, but I feel like maybe I would be missing out on a softer experience.....


HELP ME GENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do the larger roll cuz u will not have to worry so much about the xtra germs that r prob on the smaller roll-but if u r into carrying extra luggage u can bring your own roll in a handbag so u wont have to worry about disinfecting your fingers after

[NaturalWonder83]

Oh dear I think Clavin started some confusion.




Dear Gene,
Serious question.  What name do you like better:  Butterbean or Large Marge?  

dont fret my goddess of the artric circle...clavin is the mayor of confusion town usa

i prefer butterbean cuz it reminds me of butterfinger candy bar which is like you-sweet and amazing

large marge is a cool name cuz it was in the pee wee herman movie of yesteryears

[chaos]

do the larger roll cuz u will not have to worry so much about the xtra germs that r prob on the smaller roll-but if u r into scat u can just wipe your ass w your hands then lick your fingers after

Not into scat Gene, thanks for the answer though.

[NaturalWonder83]

do the larger roll cuz u will not have to worry so much about the xtra germs that r prob on the smaller roll-but if u r into carrying extra luggage u can bring your own roll in a handbag so u wont have to worry about disinfecting your fingers after

chaos this was my original post-i would appreciate if u keep scat jokes outta my thread and not edit and change my original posts plz

Not into scat Gene, thanks for the answer though.

[chaos]

chaos this was my original post-i would appreciate if u keep scat jokes outta my thread and not edit and change my original posts plz

???I didn't edit your post Gene.

What's going on around here??

I think someone is playing games on the V board!

[Mr Nobody]

???I didn't edit your post Gene.

What's going on around here??

I think someone is playing games on the V board!

Its nasser

[WillGrant]

Its nasser

The ghost of bluto