Can we get an Ask Gene thread?

[chaos]

Gene, have you ripped a stinky protein fart in your new car? Did you roll downs the windows? I wouldn't want to waste the air conditioning or the new car smell.

[Mr Nobody]

im gonna get a swatter-thank u for the tip

u should get a rental car for the new car smell

Great idea man on the rental car when I get a few extra bucks I'll do it.

[NaturalWonder83]

Gene, have you ripped a stinky protein fart in your new car? Did you roll downs the windows? I wouldn't want to waste the air conditioning or the new car smell.

no farts in the new car-even if that means being in pain for a few miles-i always keep the windows up

Great idea man on the rental car when I get a few extra bucks I'll do it.

its worth it
i had a thread on my experiences of a rental car-i will try and find it for u

[chaos]

How many chicks have fallen victim to the Mean Gene charm in the backseat of the new car?

[NaturalWonder83]

How many chicks have fallen victim to the Mean Gene charm in the backseat of the new car?

no one has been in the back seat yet and i plan to keep it that way

[Doug_Steele]

no one has been in the back seat yet and i plan to keep it that way

You will not have any women in the back?  Why? 

Gene, can we have some Gene pics when it comes to music? 

[NaturalWonder83]

You will not have any women in the back?  Why? 

Gene, can we have some Gene pics when it comes to music? 

i dont want anyone in my car -i want to keep it clean-i suffered for like 8-10 years in my dirty old broken car

i like music
i like the new eminem song afraid
killers human
ozzy dreamer
pink floyd-anything by them

[Mr Nobody]

i dont want anyone in my car -i want to keep it clean-i suffered for like 8-10 years in my dirty old broken car

i like music
i like the new eminem song afraid
killers human
ozzy dreamer
pink floyd-anything by them

Nice car there Gene in your avatar, but I miss the BEE avatar that was cool, I have a Pink Floyd cd in my player in my car now..a favorite of mine is Comfortably Numb.

[NaturalWonder83]

Nice car there Gene in your avatar, but I miss the BEE avatar that was cool, I have a Pink Floyd cd in my player in my car now..a favorite f mine is Comfortably Numb.

thats 1 one of my favs
i like on the turning away a lot and learning to fly

[Doug_Steele]

i dont want anyone in my car -i want to keep it clean-i suffered for like 8-10 years in my dirty old broken car

i like music
i like the new eminem song afraid
killers human
ozzy dreamer
pink floyd-anything by them

People use to tell me that i look like him, do you think that is a good thing?  I am a true MICHIGANDER and he is not. 

[Doug_Steele]

Gene, Isn't it scientifically proven that spending prolonged periods of time in Ohio rapidly destroys all traces of human happiness? 

Gene, isn't it also proven that spending time in Ohio rapidly decreases brain power? 

[Mr Nobody]

Gene do you give change to people holding signs at stop lights? Now I'm on the fence on this how do you determine if they are legit homeless people or just con artists?

[Doug_Steele]

Gene, how often should i clean my house and my fridge?  

Gene, do you ever drink pop/Water or Gatorade in your car?

Gene, what would you do if you spilled water in your car?

Gene, what kind of smell does your car have?

Gene, would you ever consider playing Basketball/Football/Baseball or training and sticking your stinking clothes in your car?  

Gene, What kind of Phone should i get?

Gene, what phone service do you have?

Gene, do you like sprint and their coverage?

Gene, what new Blackberry do you feel that i should get?

Gene, what is the best tanning lotion that you will give me a amazing tan?

Gene, can SF1900, Mr. Nobody, Newmom, Chaos, Danielson and me all ride in your car for a road trip?

Gene, what kind of New Cleats do you think i should buy?

Gene, Nike, Adidas or Under Armour

Thanks Gene  
 

[Doug_Steele]

Gene, how often do you check your Oil?

Gene, how often do you check your Battery?

Gene, how often do you check your air pressure?

Gene, how often do you check any Fluids in your car?

Gene, do you park your new car far away so that no buggies will scratch it?

Gene, Would you eat with SF1900, Mr. Nobody, Me, Newmom, Chaos, Calvin H and Danielson?

Gene, where would you like us to eat at?

Gene, would you buy us some Cheesecake if we all ate together?

Gene, do you like eating at the Cheesecake Factory?

Gene, i grew up all over and Football was a huge part of my life and can you please give us some info as to why you "HATE" Football?

Gene, why do you hate college and why would you think that it is a waste of time? 

Gene, when someone starts up a Football or a general sports conversation, what do you say or do you say anything at all?

Thanks Gene

[Mr Nobody]

Gene how was high school for you did you play sports or belong to any "high visibility groups" ? I hated High School although being a football athlete and somewhat popular I never felt as I "fit in" something was missing so I started lifting when did you start lifting and why?

[Mr Nobody]

Gene if Berzerkfury was stranded on the side of the road and hitchhiking would you pick him up in your new car?

[Eyeball Chambers]

Gene if Berzerkfury was stranded on the side of the road and hitchhiking would you pick him up in your new car?

ahahahahahahahhahahaha

[Doug_Steele]

Gene if Berzerkfury was stranded on the side of the road and hitchhiking would you pick him up in your new car?

Gene, if Bob Chick was stranded would you let him in your trunk or make him walk in the humidty? 

[Doug_Steele]

Gene, does this Video remind you of Bob Chick?

[NaturalWonder83]

People use to tell me that i look like him, do you think that is a good thing?  I am a true MICHIGANDER and he is not. 

i think it depends on the individual

Gene, Isn't it scientifically proven that spending prolonged periods of time in Ohio rapidly destroys all traces of human happiness? 

Gene, isn't it also proven that spending time in Ohio rapidly decreases brain power? 

hmmm im not sure-i went to columbus ohio one time and there were bob n evans restaurants which i liked-but i dunno if it messes w your brain cuz i dont really remember talking to a lot of ohioians...but i like the song about ohio

Gene do you give change to people holding signs at stop lights? Now I'm on the fence on this how do you determine if they are legit homeless people or just con artists?

whenever i see homeless people i feel bad for them-i usually just go with my gut when it comes to giving money to them

Gene, how often should i clean my house and my fridge?  ???I THINK EVERY WEEKEND OR EVERY OTHER WEEKEND IS COOL

Gene, do you ever drink pop/Water or Gatorade in your car?ONLY WATER MY WHOLE LIFE-GATORADE MAKES ME BREAK OUT

Gene, what would you do if you spilled water in your car?I WOULD NOT BE HAPPY-THATS WHY I GOT SEAT COVERS YESTERDAY

Gene, what kind of smell does your car have?NEW CAR SMELL-THE BEST

Gene, would you ever consider playing Basketball/Football/Baseball or training and sticking your stinking clothes in your car? 
NO

I HAVE ACOLADE FROM VERIZON ITS GOOD YOUD LIKE IT-BUT ITS EASY TO DROP SO BE CAREFUL
Gene, What kind of Phone should i get?

Gene, what phone service do you have?SEE PREVIOUS ANSWER

Gene, do you like sprint and their coverage?I DONT HAVE ANY EXPEREINCE W IT SORRY

Gene, what new Blackberry do you feel that i should get?
I THINK BLACKBERRYS ARE WORTHLESS DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY
Gene, what is the best tanning lotion that you will give me a amazing tan?IM VERY PASTY AND MY BODY REJECTS SUN SO I DONT KNOW-BUT I ALWAYS LIKED BANANNA BOAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

Gene, can SF1900, Mr. Nobody, Newmom, Chaos, Danielson and me all ride in your car for a road trip? I DONT KNOW IF ALL WOULD FIT

Gene, what kind of New Cleats do you think i should buy?I HAVE NO IDEA I ONLY WEAR SNEAKERS AND SLIPPERS

Gene, Nike, Adidas or Under Armour ALL ARE GOOD-BUT NIKE IS ALWAYS COOL

Thanks Gene 
 

Gene, how often do you check your Oil?
EVERY 3 MONTHS
Gene, how often do you check your Battery?EVERY 3 MONTHS

Gene, how often do you check your air pressure?EVERY WEEK

Gene, how often do you check any Fluids in your car?WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON I THINK

Gene, do you park your new car far away so that no buggies will scratch it?
YES
Gene, Would you eat with SF1900, Mr. Nobody, Me, Newmom, Chaos, Calvin H and Danielson?
YES FOR SURE
Gene, where would you like us to eat at?I LIKE DINERS W/ JUKEBOXES

Gene, would you buy us some Cheesecake if we all ate together?SURE MY TREAT

Gene, do you like eating at the Cheesecake Factory?NEVER HAVE BUT I WANT TO

Gene, i grew up all over and Football was a huge part of my life and can you please give us some info as to why you "HATE" Football?IT JUST SEEMS DUMB TO ME

Gene, why do you hate college and why would you think that it is a waste of time? 
YOU CAN DO WELL WITHOUT IT-ITS A SCAM FOR SURE
Gene, when someone starts up a Football or a general sports conversation, what do you say or do you say anything at all?DEPENDS ON THE EVENTS

Thanks Gene

Gene if Berzerkfury was stranded on the side of the road and hitchhiking would you pick him up in your new car?

I WOULD SPLASH HIM WITH A PUDDLE AND SPEED AWAY

Gene, if Bob Chick was stranded would you let him in your trunk or make him walk in the humidty? 

I WOULD HOPE I WOULD NEVER BE ON THE SAME ROAD AS HIM-I WOULD JUST KEEP DRIVING PAST HIM NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING HIM

Gene, does this Video remind you of Bob Chick?

NO H ROLLINS IS COOL AND DOESNT HAVE CATEPILLAR EYEBROWS

[Eyeball Chambers]

i think it depends on the individual
hmmm im not sure-i went to columbus ohio one time and there were bob n evans restaurants which i liked-but i dunno if it messes w your brain cuz i dont really remember talking to a lot of ohioians...but i like the song about ohio
whenever i see homeless people i feel bad for them-i usually just go with my gut when it comes to giving money to them
I WOULD SPLASH HIM WITH A PUDDLE AND SPEED AWAY
I WOULD HOPE I WOULD NEVER BE ON THE SAME ROAD AS HIM-I WOULD JUST KEEP DRIVING PAST HIM NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING HIM
NO H ROLLINS IS COOL AND DOESNT HAVE CATEPILLAR EYEBROWS

Good stuff Gene, thanks for the answers!

We have Bob Evans all over here in Ohio.  They started in Rio Grande, Ohio.

[Doug_Steele]

Thanks Gene. 

[Butterbean]

Dear Gene,
Why doesn't Doug Steele include me in the Car Trip party to Cheesecake Factory     

[Doug_Steele]

Dear Gene,
Why doesn't Doug Steele include me in the Car Trip party to Cheesecake Factory     

You are more then welcome to come!  I have A.D.D. Stella. Sorry that i forgot you but i would always welcome you. 

[Butterbean]

You are more then welcome to come!  I have A.D.D. Stella. Sorry that i forgot you but i would always welcome you. 

Thanks Doug Steele