Author Topic: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when... (Read 3775 times)

benz · « **on:** February 08, 2009, 01:14:42 PM »

You have travelled to Las vegas and stayed at MIRAGE HOTEL...room near the ice maker lol

Been to LA and worked out at the K with chaos

And took a free drink at NUMBERS bar!

Stark · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2009, 01:21:28 PM »

I know somebody else who stayed at th mirage hotel, totaly innocent privat posing session

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2009, 01:24:18 PM »

Quote from: benz on February 08, 2009, 01:14:42 PM

You have travelled to Las vegas and stayed at MIRAGE HOTEL...room near the ice maker lol

Been to LA and worked out at the K with chaos

And took a free drink at NUMBERS bar!

When you save up enough pesos to make it to America, you can workout with chaos, but the other two, you are on your own.

Miss Karen · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:06:19 PM »

When your Drug Addicted and BROKE. $:-\$

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:56:34 PM »

You've had private meetings in the offices of Steve & Joe

benz · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:58:51 PM »

Quote from: chaos on February 08, 2009, 01:24:18 PM

When you save up enough pesos to make it to America, you can workout with chaos, but the other two, you are on your own.

N.U.M.B.E.R.S

Your bar

Campeon Del Mundo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2009, 03:41:28 PM »

you know when you are broke and live with your mom...

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2009, 03:42:47 PM »

Quote from: benz on February 08, 2009, 01:14:42 PM

You have travelled to Las vegas and stayed at MIRAGE HOTEL...room near the ice maker lol

Been to LA and worked out at the K with chaos

And took a free drink at NUMBERS bar!

Or when you made a bukkake video

$:-\$

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2009, 03:44:01 PM »

You know you are a bodybuilder when you have accusations brought on by a past client named sergiopump that saw you spend that infamous night in that room next to the ice machine at the Mirage hotel back in 1993.

Ursus · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2009, 03:44:59 PM »

14year old kids destroy your reputation online

gordiano · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:42:07 PM »

When you've been exposing yourself in thong, for a crowd of men, since your teenage years....and you're proud of it. $:-\$

gordiano · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:44:13 PM »

When your only career options are:

Bouncer

Gay-4-pay

But since bouncer requires you to do actual labor, you choose prostitution....

gordiano · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:44:54 PM »

When you have to hit up the dialysis machine, right before you go out on stage.....

Relentless · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:52:24 PM »

...you get owned by a bunch of buck-toothed jackasses with pens and pencils.

Relentless · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:53:35 PM »

...you take every drug in the book in making a comeback, knowing full well you are going to have to get a kidney transplant anyway.

Relentless · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:54:25 PM »

...you became a "born-again Christian" after you have wrecked many a fitness/figure/tranny and your career is over.

Relentless · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:55:20 PM »

...you set Jaguars on fire out in the desert with dead bodies in the trunk.

Relentless · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:56:16 PM »

...you lie about having a college degree.

Relentless · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:58:33 PM »

...you get so worked up over message board chatter that you call people out in public at Venice Golds, even though the last conversation you had with the person was years ago.

Relentless · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:59:28 PM »

...EVERY SINGLE CONTEST you enter is in your ALL TIME BEST CONDITION.

Relentless · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2009, 06:00:32 PM »

....you tell everyone how you put on 10 pounds of muscle during the offseason, but no one can tell the difference. If they do notice, its because you are a watery, bloated mess who should have been 10 pounds lighter.

Relentless · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2009, 06:08:47 PM »

...you hire a contest guru who looks like he never trained a day in his life and brags about eating Krispy Kremes late at night, every night.

Relentless · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2009, 06:11:01 PM »

...you struggle to speak a coherent sentence, but are defended by others who say you are on "low carbs." Problem is, you sound like a dumbass single time you go on camera.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2009, 06:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Relentless on February 08, 2009, 06:11:01 PM

...you struggle to speak a coherent sentence, but are defended by others who say you are on "low carbs." Problem is, you sound like a dumbass single time you go on camera.

Pretty sound evaluation of the current state of bodybuilding. Do you think bodybuilding will ever turn around?

Relentless · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2009, 06:14:31 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on February 08, 2009, 06:11:56 PM

Pretty sound evaluation of the current state of bodybuilding. Do you think bodybuilding will ever turn around?

Tough to say, but probably not. The intelligent guys treat bodybuilding as a hobby or rec activity.

All of the guys in Arnold's time had other interests and goals. The guys now are just happy to make any paycheck. We really haven't had an articulate bodybuilder in the limelight since Shawn Ray.

Author Topic: You know you are a professional bodybuilder when... (Read 3775 times)

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