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Atkins diet=sex object
« on: February 09, 2009, 05:53:45 AM »
Have to tell you guys about this one.  Few months back this old guy at work was telling me how when he went on the Atkins diet it worked so well, but the downside is that people at his gym, especially the guys viewed him as just a sex object.  Oh brother this guy is like 60 years old and looks like a mole rat.  Not to mention WTF was he even on Atkins considering he is already extremely skinny.  I couldn't believe that he could say that with a straight face. 
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kiwiol

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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 05:54:33 AM »
LMAO!
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 05:54:55 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 09, 2009, 05:53:45 AM
Have to tell you guys about this one.  Few months back this old guy at work was telling me how when he went on the Atkins diet it worked so well, but the downside is that people at his gym, especially the guys viewed him as just a sex object.  Oh brother this guy is like 60 years old and looks like a mole rat.  Not to mention WTF was he even on Atkins considering he is already extremely skinny.  I couldn't believe that he could say that with a straight face. 

lol, happens to all of us all the time, no?  ;D ;D
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 05:55:44 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 05:58:57 AM »
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 06:02:46 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on February 09, 2009, 05:58:57 AM
Call Anticimex, it's a rat!!
hahaha, better watch out, "johnny" there claims all the women think he's "hot" in that picture. :D
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 06:08:42 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 06:02:46 AM
hahaha, better watch out, "johnny" there claims all the women think he's "hot" in that picture. :D

bwhahaahahahahahaaaah, seriously??  :o :o
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 06:10:31 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 06:02:46 AM
hahaha, better watch out, "johnny" there claims all the women think he's "hot" in that picture. :D

Boy I tell ya these eastern european guido fags are delusional as hell.
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 06:11:02 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on February 09, 2009, 06:02:46 AM
hahaha, better watch out, "johnny" there claims all the women think he's "hot" in that picture. :D

Compared to what who, Onlyme ???
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 06:12:38 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 09, 2009, 06:11:02 AM
Compared to what who, Onlyme ???

Back off!!
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 06:14:59 AM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on February 09, 2009, 06:12:38 AM
Onlyme is so fat that when his teacher told him to draw a circle, he drew his picture and got an A

Fixed
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 06:24:30 AM »
Last time onlyme took a swim in the ocean in Japan, local law enforcements had to keep whale hunters away from him.
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 07:26:22 AM »
Onlyme is so fat he was baptised at Sea World.
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 07:28:11 AM »
Guy in my gym,bout 10stone (140lbs to you americans) is asking which is the best fat burner that will preserve muscle,and like outside of the gym this guy is quite an intelligent man
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 07:31:52 AM »
Quote from: Okami on February 09, 2009, 07:28:11 AM
Guy in my gym,bout 10stone (140lbs to you americans) is asking which is the best fat burner that will preserve muscle,and like outside of the gym this guy is quite an intelligent man

Dude, no whey.
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2009, 07:32:30 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 09, 2009, 07:26:22 AM
Onlyme is so fat he was baptised at Sea World.

I think he was baptised in the Indian Sea and caused the great Tsunami on Christmas a few years ago.  :-X :-X
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2009, 07:34:37 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 09, 2009, 07:32:30 AM
I think he was baptised in the Indian Sea and caused the great Tsunami on Christmas a few years ago.  :-X :-X


No that was his bath.
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2009, 09:30:31 AM »
women are always after my cock. I feel like a piece of meat. :-\

 ;D ;D
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Re: Atkins diet=sex object
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2009, 09:32:47 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 09, 2009, 09:30:31 AM
women are always after my cock. I feel like a piece of meat. :-\

 ;D ;D
Basque in it man,wish we all had that problem
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