Author Topic: making fun of dorks in locker room that take cell tech and creatine (Read 3532 times)

boonstack · « **on:** February 09, 2009, 07:13:27 PM »

i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.

nycbull · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:15:00 PM »

what are you their daddy?

boonstack · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:17:08 PM »

no.. im that guy that makes them realize all the precious knowledge they have been researching from bb.com for the past 3 months is a total waste of time and money.

if it aint human grade- it aint nothin

nycbull · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:23:53 PM »

Quote from: boonstack on February 09, 2009, 07:17:08 PM

no.. im that guy that makes them realize all the precious knowledge they have been researching from bb.com for the past 3 months is a total waste of time and money.

if it aint human grade- it aint nothin

I know just kiddding,....well young poeple are stupid and have to make their own mistakes to realy learn...its painful to watch though

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:36:38 PM »

Quote from: boonstack on February 09, 2009, 07:13:27 PM

i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.

HaHaHa

Agreed......these delusional little puppies have no clue. talking about NOS and Creatine like it's Primobolan.

If you like looking like a marshmallow, take creatine

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:54:39 PM »

I see this as a big trend in my gym as well, retarded college kids and old men alike not wasting a second after their workout to mix up their shake in the change room, LOL 165lb. twinks think cell-tech is going to make them look like a pro!!! I often tell them to hurry and drink their shake faster so they don't miss their window of muscle building opportunity!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2009, 08:00:30 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 09, 2009, 07:54:39 PM

I see this as a big trend in my gym as well, retarded college kids and old men alike not wasting a second after their workout to mix up their shake in the change room, LOL 165lb. twinks think cell-tech is going to make them look like a pro!!! I often tell them to hurry and drink their shake faster so they don't miss their window of muscle building opportunity!

i would like to throw them out of a window.

This is no bullshit. An 18 year old kid took his shirt off in the locker room as I was getting my stuff together and asked me,completely out of the fucking blue,....."dude do I look bloated to you?"

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2009, 08:04:32 PM »

lol really?

man ther are some total douchebags at the gym.

the other day I was hitting the punching bag and this skinny guy comes up. he kinda watches me, then gets closer, and then asks me some kind of question. then he starts gettin in and punching it at the same time. I was like, hey buddy I will be done in 10 minutes and you can have it.

He kind of backed up but still stood there watching me. I was trying to stay calm when this other guy who was apparently his brother came over and led him away. I guess he was mentally challenged.

why the F did his bro brin ghim to the gym is what I wanna know.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2009, 08:08:36 PM »

Quote from: Cavalier22 on February 09, 2009, 08:04:32 PM

lol really?

man ther are some total douchebags at the gym.

the other day I was hitting the punching bag and this skinny guy comes up. he kinda watches me, then gets closer, and then asks me some kind of question. then he starts gettin in and punching it at the same time. I was like, hey buddy I will be done in 10 minutes and you can have it.

He kind of backed up but still stood there watching me. I was trying to stay calm when this other guy who was apparently his brother came over and led him away. I guess he was mentally challenged.

why the F did his bro brin ghim to the gym is what I wanna know.

That's one thing i don't like about the new gym i'm trainig in.

They have a little MMA area set up next to the lat pulldown/ cable machine area. so you have all of these little TAPOUT cocknockers doing all of their badass shit, walikng around trying to look all hard.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #9 on:** February 09, 2009, 08:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Groink on February 09, 2009, 08:08:36 PM

That's one thing i don't like about the new gym i'm trainig in.

They have a little MMA area set up next to the lat pulldown/ cable machine area. so you have all of these little TAPOUT cocknockers doing all of their badass shit, walikng around trying to look all hard.

Hahahah!!!! doing their jiu jitsu next to the lat pulldown machine, in their 'cage fighter' t-shirts, all at a scary 138lbs. soaking wet.

flagadajones · « **Reply #10 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:18:11 PM »

HTexan · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:27:55 PM »

There are this two guys at my gym thier lockers look like gnc warehouses.

kwri298 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:42:22 PM »

Quote from: boonstack on February 09, 2009, 07:13:27 PM

i like to laugh at 19 year olds... 15-18% bodyfat range and consume creatine and a protein shake afterwards. i tell them they have no fucking clue what they are putting in their bodies and need to only worry about cardio for about 2 months and get to 8% bodyfat before they worry about bulking.

Somebody has to start somewhere. Why do you care, big guy?

nodeal · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:16:31 PM »

yeah they are typically douche bags

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2009, 06:12:10 AM »

Yeah they seem too consumed by the scales,like sayin oh ive gone up 15lbs in the last 6weeks training,wel done but its all fat and bloat,oh they will learn,we all did

lovemonkey · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2009, 06:15:23 AM »

But you gotta give credit to good ole creatine though, that shit works.

calfzilla · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2009, 06:16:58 AM »

Why are you looking at teenage boys in the locker room?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2009, 06:18:21 AM »

Well yeah,creatine works,but putting 'nitrox supremo malate etc' with it and giving it a flavour and fancy tub does not make it any better or worth the extra $30 or so the companies charge for labelling

Stark · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2009, 06:33:20 AM »

I don't mind these people at all, they make me look better

QuakerOats · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2009, 07:27:18 AM »

Quote from: Groink on February 09, 2009, 08:08:36 PM

That's one thing i don't like about the new gym i'm trainig in.

They have a little MMA area set up next to the lat pulldown/ cable machine area. so you have all of these little TAPOUT cocknockers doing all of their badass shit, walikng around trying to look all hard.

Steve Weinberger's Powerhouse?

Grape Ape · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2009, 07:29:26 AM »

We were all young and stupid once.

I wish somebody would have shown me the proper way to train at that age. Probably would've save me a ton of pain.

CalvinH · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2009, 07:35:30 AM »

I don't have that problem...I mix my drink in the car when I leave the gym

lovemonkey · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2009, 07:38:11 AM »

I love the idiots that actually bring the damn jug to the gym. How much I.Q is required to just put the damn powder in the shaker before you head for the gym? Epic bragging with 4lbs protein jugs in your gym bag.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #23 on:** February 10, 2009, 07:41:03 AM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on February 10, 2009, 07:38:11 AM

I love the idiots that actually bring the damn jug to the gym. How much I.Q is required to just put the damn powder in the shaker before you head for the gym? Epic bragging with 4lbs protein jugs in your gym bag.

hahahaha, we had a jackass at my old gym who would carry all of his supplements along with him ONTO THE GYM FLOOR and carry them from machine to machine and bench to bench.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #24 on:** February 10, 2009, 08:48:50 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on February 10, 2009, 07:27:18 AM

Steve Weinberger's Powerhouse?

Nope. I'm off of Long Isalnd. Living in PA at the moment. I go to a Gold's here, it ain't bad. I've got this one fucking spin class instructor folowing me around like a dog in fucking heat that is getting on my nerves.