Author Topic: The Real Me so (Read 19051 times)

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #25 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:23:07 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 11, 2009, 07:12:05 AM

I hate to do this but it is necessary for your initiation:

Brutal wearing jeans to cover up the fact that you don't train legs.

Epic clothes thrown on to the twin bed by your "partner" who is in the bathroom getting ready for an endless session of man love.

Monster 30 year old guy wearing a backwards baseball cap in a desperate attempt to recapture his youth.

Oh yeah, and the obligatory

...Congratulations you're now a getbigger.
Man,legs are prob my best bodypart
Yes my partner(female) was in the bathroom
Im 26,not 30
I normally wear baseball caps the right way around but i got caught in the moment

DK II · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:23:26 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on February 11, 2009, 07:19:34 AM

hahahaha, epic misspelling "dislexic" when trying to correct someone on their English.

lol, i guess this one's on me.

But, for saving some grace: Sebastian didn't notice.

SS · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:24:03 AM »

Any glute shots?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #28 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:25:04 AM »

Haha no glute shots,I cease the self-love at front pics

ironneck · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:25:15 AM »

your mass won't help you in jail,there are some big niggaz

QuakerOats · « **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:25:45 AM »

Quote from: SS on February 11, 2009, 07:24:03 AM

Any glute shots?

you've got quite the glutes yourself, Tempe Terminator.

SS · « **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:26:49 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on February 11, 2009, 07:25:45 AM

you've got quite the glutes yourself, Tempe Terminator.

hahahaha! yes this is true.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:27:30 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on February 11, 2009, 07:19:34 AM

hahahaha, epic misspelling "dislexic" when trying to correct someone on their English.

Donkeyturd owned again

calfzilla · « **Reply #33 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:27:40 AM »

Quote from: Okami on February 11, 2009, 07:23:07 AM

Good post Okami but generall when you correct someone you should include the standard "hope this helps" at the end. But give it time, you will learn. Hope this helps.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #34 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:27:54 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on February 11, 2009, 07:25:15 AM

your mass won't help you in jail,there are some big niggaz

Once again I will tell you...there arent many 'niggaz' in Ireland

QuakerOats · « **Reply #35 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:28:39 AM »

Quote from: Okami on February 11, 2009, 07:27:54 AM

Once again I will tell you...there arent many 'niggaz' in Ireland

how do you stay that tan in Ireland?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #36 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:29:01 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 11, 2009, 07:27:40 AM

Good post Okami but generall when you correct someone you should include the standard "hope this helps" at the end. But give it time, you will learn. Hope this helps.

Yeah im new to posting,been viewing this site for about 2yrs but only joined few months back,and its addictive

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #37 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:30:09 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on February 11, 2009, 07:28:39 AM

how do you stay that tan in Ireland?

Naturally darkish skin+MT2 once a week+sunbed 1-2times a week

calfzilla · « **Reply #38 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:39:19 AM »

Quote

Yes my partner(female) was in the bathroom

Nudes or it never happened.

DK II · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:40:41 AM »

calfzilla is on fire today!!!

LMAO!

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2009, 08:04:28 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 11, 2009, 07:39:19 AM

Nudes or it never happened.

Haha nice try

Sam · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2009, 08:08:42 AM »

Do you often get your Birthday cards delivered at the hotel or do you take them with you?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2009, 08:10:13 AM »

Quote from: Sam on February 11, 2009, 08:08:42 AM

Do you often get your Birthday cards delivered at the hotel or do you take them with you?

Haha yeah they look like birthday cards dont they?? Think they were room service or breakfast menu's

CalvinH · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2009, 08:23:41 AM »

"Can you see the real me"

HTexan · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2009, 08:54:25 AM »

Why didn't your "host" rent a better room?

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2009, 09:02:53 AM »

Quote from: SS on February 11, 2009, 07:24:03 AM

Any glute shots?

hahahah , yes SS..the real 'test' of a 'man's' physique is contained in how many striations one can count on their glutes hahaha

emn1964 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2009, 09:04:19 AM »

Quote from: Monster_Everything on February 11, 2009, 09:02:53 AM

hahahah , yes SS..the real 'test' of a 'man's' physique is contained in how many striations one can count on their glutes hahaha

actually, the real test of a man is whether they ask another man for glute shots. in this case i think "ss" fails. sorry

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2009, 09:04:40 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on February 11, 2009, 08:54:25 AM

Why didn't your "host" rent a better room?

No you see,my girlfriend and myself were away for a night attending a wedding of a friend,no host was involved...hope this helps

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #48 on:** February 11, 2009, 09:05:23 AM »

Quote from: emn1964 on February 11, 2009, 09:04:19 AM

actually, the real test of a man is whether they ask another man for glute shots. in this case i think "ss" fails. sorry

if he lifted with Kymou, there would be ample opportunities, no?

SS · « **Reply #49 on:** February 11, 2009, 09:11:41 AM »

All this talk of mans glutes makes me thuper horny and I just might have to crack me off one