I hate to do this but it is necessary for your initiation:
Brutal wearing jeans to cover up the fact that you don't train legs.
Epic clothes thrown on to the twin bed by your "partner" who is in the bathroom getting ready for an endless session of man love.
Monster 30 year old guy wearing a backwards baseball cap in a desperate attempt to recapture his youth.
Oh yeah, and the obligatory

...Congratulations you're now a getbigger.