Author Topic: Another "Things I hate in the gym" thread (Read 2336 times)

liberalismo · « **on:** February 11, 2009, 04:56:39 PM »

Things I really hate in the gym:

1. Feminine music or blaring obnoxious hip-hop music played over the intercom.

2. Guys who grunt and yell while lifting weights. It's not necessary and serves no purpose.

3. Guys who come into the gym with routine lists and cross out things they have completed.

4. 105lb girls who come in and just walk on the treadmill. Girls need to do some curls...Or at least squats.

5. Stinky people who sweat all over the equipment.

6. The groups of guys who come in and do nothing but goof off, talk loudly and lift puny weights.

7. The people who like to do squats on the standing calf raises.

Continue the list of serious things you hate in the gym. (The obligatory dumbass posting some silly bullshit is unavoidable in this thread, so ignore it.)

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2009, 04:59:32 PM »

good stuff bro

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:02:18 PM »

Meltdown.

You seem to be concerned what others are doing, rather than your own workout, which might explain why you are a tiny tit.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:03:23 PM »

1. People who care if I bring a training log to the gym.

I don't see how people remember that shit. My guess is that they seldom make gains, so they know in advance they will be benching 275 for 8....

2. Stinky people. Shower.

3. People interupting me for photo ops and autographs.

kh300 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:06:27 PM »

the guy who rushes to the water fountain after every set likes hes on his way to a fire.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:08:19 PM »

Those guys that masturbate on each other's backs in the shower.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:09:01 PM »

1. People that have a lazy eye. I can't tell if they're looking at me or not

2. People that have something orange in a water bottle? Reminds me of Ulitmate Orange and I miss it. What is that?

3. Open wounds

Awesomo · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:10:18 PM »

The dickhead 5 foot 6 twink "trainer" who fills his entire gallon jug of water while I am waiting to get a quick sip of water. He even angles the jug to top it off absolutely as much as was possible.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:10:46 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on February 11, 2009, 05:08:19 PM

Those guys that masturbate on each other's backs in the shower.

Sorry MOS, I'll tone it down just for you.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:11:08 PM »

Quote from: Awesomo on February 11, 2009, 05:10:18 PM

The dickhead 5 foot 6 twink "trainer" who fills his entire gallon jug of water while I am waiting to get a quick sip of water. He even angles the jug to top it off absolutely as much as was possible.

hate that shit, i ALWAYS let people in if i'm filling my water bottle and they need a drink.

TacoBell · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:11:15 PM »

1. The Valet who doesnt wipe his feet before climbing in my Lambo. which leads me to....

2. The lack of a place I could land my helicopter.

3. The hot chicks who stop using the elliptical to come talk to me, I'm here to workout.

4. Arabs.

liberalismo · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:13:41 PM »

Quote from: CAPTAIN INSANO on February 11, 2009, 05:02:18 PM

Meltdown.

You seem to be concerned what others are doing, rather than your own workout, which might explain why you are a tiny tit.

I can't focus with stupid people around me.

I also think I'm probably more muscular than you are.

MAXX · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:17:31 PM »

thread number #24323 on "things you hate in the gym"

damn reading bb boards gets old

burn2live · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:19:53 PM »

Douchebags who leave blood on the bars after deadlifting 225 for 3 horribly bent back reps

Ursus · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:20:30 PM »

walking on the cold tiled floor after a shower to get changed

paul84 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:20:51 PM »

Quote from: liberalismo on February 11, 2009, 04:56:39 PM

7. The people who like to do squats on the standing calf raises.

People in my gym do shoulder presses on the standing calf machine, no joke.

Awesomo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:21:57 PM »

The blonde girl at my gym with the super hot face, who every time I catch her out of the corner of my eye gets me excited before I see her 250 pound body. It is sad, so much wasn't potential.

oldman · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:23:13 PM »

people talking about what was posted on Getbig!!!

SS · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2009, 06:07:02 PM »

People that stare at themselves in the mirrors the whole time they're strutting around

calfzilla · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2009, 06:43:08 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on February 11, 2009, 05:06:27 PM

the guy who rushes to the water fountain after every set likes hes on his way to a fire.

LOL. I think we have all been guilty of that. I know I have.

I hate fat out of shape personal trainers.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2009, 06:54:38 PM »

Quote from: liberalismo on February 11, 2009, 04:56:39 PM

6. The groups of guys who come in and do nothing but goof off, talk loudly and lift puny weights.

Yeah these motherfu66ers are annoying as hell. There is usually the leader, who thinks he is a future pro, and 2 or 3 lackeys that do whatever he says.

I have 2 groups of them at my new gym, so I enjoy walking by them and all the sudden they are all quiet

chaos · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:09:59 PM »

Quote from: Groink on February 11, 2009, 06:54:38 PM

I have 2 groups of them at my new gym, so I enjoy walking by them and all the sudden they are all quiet

Deodorant, bro, try it out.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:11:11 PM »

Gym members that get pissed when you fart and occassionally leave a shit by the dbs.

windsor88 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:12:27 PM »

Quote from: SS on February 11, 2009, 06:07:02 PM

People that stare at themselves in the mirrors the whole time they're strutting around

LOL..yeah tons of that shit in my gym. Always got that "tough guy" stare glancing at themselves out of the corner of their eye while walking around their 25 lbs. dumbells.

Some MMA dude came into the gym tonight wearing some title belt. Beautiful belt but WTF?? He laid it on the counter and said anyone can look at it but don't touch. He kept looking at it while working out like somebody was going to steal it.

chaos · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:13:24 PM »

Quote from: windsor88 on February 11, 2009, 07:12:27 PM

LOL..yeah tons of that shit in my gym. Always got that "tough guy" stare glancing at themselves out of the corner of their eye while walking around their 25 lbs. dumbells.

Some MMA dude came into the gym tonight wearing some title belt. Beautiful belt but WTF?? He laid it on the counter and said anyone can look at it but don't touch. He kept looking at it while working out like somebody was going to steal it.

You shoulda wiped a booger on it.