Author Topic: Can you smell.. (Read 3766 times)

paulsed1 · « **on:** February 11, 2009, 09:04:56 PM »

..what Barack is cooking?

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2009, 03:27:00 AM »

Yes, that's the sweet aroma of endangered iguana on the barbecue.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2009, 03:39:55 AM »

I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing chicken and a deep fat fryer may be involved.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2009, 04:27:27 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on February 12, 2009, 03:39:55 AM

I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing chicken and a deep fat fryer may be involved.

Extremely racist, I call for your immediate banning by the highest authority in Getbig land.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:00:03 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 12, 2009, 04:27:27 AM

Extremely racist, I call for your immediate banning by the highest authority in Getbig land.

Can't ban me. I'm a disabalist now and as such have rights that need to be protected from fascists like you!

Purple Aki · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:01:33 AM »

Btw, that's my thumb and definitely not my undersized penis in the top left of phot.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:02:28 AM »

Quote from: paulsed1 on February 11, 2009, 09:04:56 PM

..what Barack is cooking?

stalker...

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:03:53 AM »

Nordic, another gimmic

Isn't two enough?

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:08:43 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on February 12, 2009, 05:01:33 AM

Btw, that's my thumb and definitely not my undersized penis in the top left of phot.

The protectionism you're displaying clearly proves that it is in fact your undersized penis.

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on February 12, 2009, 05:03:53 AM

Nordic, another gimmic Isn't two enough?

I have zero gimmicks. Retract your statement, apologise or expect and hefty lawsuit coming your way.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:09:43 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 12, 2009, 05:08:43 AM

The protectionism you're displaying clearly proves that it is in fact your undersized penis.

I have zero gimmicks. Retract your statement, apologise or expect and hefty lawsuit coming your way.

stop talking to yourself, it looks silly

Purple Aki · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:11:59 AM »

I see neither of you homs care enough to ask what's wrong with the poor injured hero's leg!

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:15:21 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on February 12, 2009, 05:11:59 AM

I see neither of you homs care enough to ask what's wrong with the poor injured hero's leg!

Almost complete atrophy of the calf muscle due to extreme levels of estrogen, making walking an impossible task for you?

Purple Aki · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:17:56 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 12, 2009, 05:15:21 AM

Almost complete atrophy of the calf muscle due to extreme levels of estrogen, making walking an impossible task for you?

That hurt.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:33:48 AM »

almost convincing, keep up the good gimmicry nordicakipaulsed1

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:45:16 AM »

I only know one gimmick, he holds a powerful political position in Venezuela.

Fury · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:47:46 AM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on February 12, 2009, 05:03:53 AM

Nordic, another gimmic Isn't two enough?

Hi Neurotoxin. Ironic that you and he both started posting again on the exact same day after an equally long break. You two are either lovers or *gasp* he's your gimmick. Which is it? Pot meet kettle.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2009, 06:06:58 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 12, 2009, 05:47:46 AM

Hi Neurotoxin. Ironic that you and he both started posting again on the exact same day after an equally long break. You two are either lovers or *gasp* he's your gimmick. Which is it? Pot meet kettle.

except you're wrong. look for yourself, I was posting well before he came back. I didn't even take a break, I read the board almost every day and when someone asked about me, I posted. Not that I wouldn't mind being Neuro if that's really his jet, he's not doing bad.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2009, 06:45:53 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on February 12, 2009, 05:17:56 AM

That hurt.

So what's the skinny bro?

Purple Aki · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:32:09 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 12, 2009, 06:45:53 AM

So what's the skinny bro?

I fractured my fibula jumping off a zig-zag wall on to some frozen gravel. Which means I'm out of training for 3-4 months.

Oh, happy days!

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2009, 08:17:57 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on February 12, 2009, 07:32:09 AM

I fractured my fibula jumping off a zig-zag wall on to some frozen gravel. Which means I'm out of training for 3-4 months.

Oh, happy days!

Is this not even military related? Ha ha, I feel embarrassed for your fibula!

Purple Aki · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2009, 09:08:15 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 12, 2009, 08:17:57 AM

Is this not even military related? Ha ha, I feel embarrassed for your fibula!

The zig zag wall is an obstacle on the assault course! It's just one of the gayer ones.

It's around the 1min 48 mark:

headhuntersix · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2009, 09:37:42 AM »

Jesus dude, what are they doing, where are u in ur training. Are they going to let u continue...don't friggen quit, earn ur beret.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2009, 09:57:56 AM »

Nah, i'm not quiting, mate. Been wet, cold and miserable too many times to quit. I was in week 21 when i fucked my leg and only had 11 to go.

To be honest, they're shit hot when it comes to rehab down here and they say my leg should be good enough to get back in a troop sometime after Easter.

The only shit thing is that i'm going to have to watch all my mates from my old troop get their green lids in May.

Fury · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2009, 10:06:13 AM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on February 12, 2009, 06:06:58 AM

except you're wrong. look for yourself, I was posting well before he came back. I didn't even take a break, I read the board almost every day and when someone asked about me, I posted. Not that I wouldn't mind being Neuro if that's really his jet, he's not doing bad.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, twinkle toes.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:33:49 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on February 12, 2009, 09:57:56 AM

Nah, i'm not quiting, mate. Been wet, cold and miserable too many times to quit. I was in week 21 when i fucked my leg and only had 11 to go.

To be honest, they're shit hot when it comes to rehab down here and they say my leg should be good enough to get back in a troop sometime after Easter.

The only shit thing is that i'm going to have to watch all my mates from my old troop get their green lids in May.

Unlucky mate.

Was it a civi hospital? Did muslims come up to you on your ward and spit on your for being in the army? $:-\$