Author Topic: Team Gunter!!! (Read 3434 times)

calfzilla · « **on:** February 12, 2009, 11:05:09 AM »

Who wants to join team Gunter? I'm on board. Make it known in this thread if you joining Guntermania.

Ruffneck · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:12:30 AM »

Will involve being like those repugnant vile nuthugging beasts commonly known as Team Nasser...if so I think it will suck dead dogs dicks.

calfzilla · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:15:06 AM »

No it will not be a gay schmoe paradise like team Nassoil.

Gunter welcomes you with open arms.

gunterstolz · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:19:41 AM »

sure

Er[e]bus · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:22:56 AM »

Dude I established Team Günther Schlierkamp a couple of days ago, get in line

calfzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:25:01 AM »

My apologies but with all due respect I have like 1300 more posts than you. I look forward to promoting Gunter along side you my iron brother.

Er[e]bus · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:26:30 AM »

Quote from: The Correctore on February 12, 2009, 11:25:50 AM

Corrections made

You kinda suck at this

calfzilla · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:43:04 AM »

Quote from: Er[e]bus on February 12, 2009, 11:26:30 AM

You kinda suck at this

Yeah for being the "correctore" he sure does suck at it. Really not funny at all $:-\$

D_1000 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:48:56 AM »

Quote from: The Correctore on February 12, 2009, 11:46:50 AM

Corrections made

Correctore's job is not to be funny. It is to annihilate, to correct. Corretore has been assigned this job by Ron. Tired of seeing errors.
Correctore's list of people under his protection
1. Kiwiol
2. The True Adonis

Corrected.

calfzilla · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:49:42 AM »

Ha ha who's gimmick are you again?

D_1000 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:52:36 AM »

Quote from: The Correctore on February 12, 2009, 11:51:05 AM

You do not correct Correctore. See v board for intructions.

Corrected.

calfzilla · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:54:02 AM »

Owned by D1000 yet again

dr.chimps · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:55:03 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 12, 2009, 11:15:06 AM

No it will not be a gay schmoe paradise like team Nassoil.

Gunter welcomes you with open arms.

Riiiiiight! Look, Team Nasser ruined the present and future league for all teams. I don't care now if Robbie Robinson himself comes on board and offers free beer for his newly established team!

D_1000 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:02:26 PM »

Quote from: The Correctore on February 12, 2009, 11:56:28 AM

List of people under Correctore's protection
1. Kiwiol
2. The True Adonis
3. Stavios
4. Flexingtonsteele

List of Errors
1. D_1000
2. calfzilla
3. The Correctore

Therapy to come soon. Follow process soon. Will be posted on v board soon. Must prescribe therapy to correct errors.

Corrected.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:06:31 PM »

Quote from: D_1000 on February 12, 2009, 12:02:26 PM

Corrected.

LOL. This could go on forever! Think of the children!

calfzilla · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:07:41 PM »

Epic. This thread is just epic.

bigbobs · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2009, 01:49:33 PM »

In order for a Team to remain strong on getbig, it must contain several real fans and not only trolls. Me thinks you are the latter and not a true fan of Gunter, which is why your team will not last very long, whereas Team Nasser has been alive and well for nearly two years and will continue so as long as the getbig.com/boards page is found.

P.S. PM me if you would like more advice on how to maintain a strong Team on here

lovemonkey · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:00:19 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on February 12, 2009, 01:49:33 PM

In order for a Team to remain strong on getbig, it must contain several real fans and not only trolls. Me thinks you are the latter and not a true fan of Gunter, which is why your team will not last very long, whereas Team Nasser has been alive and well for nearly two years and will continue so as long as the getbig.com/boards page is found.

P.S. PM me if you would like more advice on how to maintain a strong Team on here

Does it involve musclebears and jerking circles?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:09:27 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on February 12, 2009, 01:49:33 PM

In order for a Team to remain strong on getbig, it must contain several real fans and not only trolls. Me thinks you are the latter and not a true fan of Gunter, which is why your team will not last very long, whereas Team Nasser has been alive and well for nearly two years and will continue so as long as the getbig.com/boards page is found.

P.S. PM me if you would like more advice on how to maintain a strong Team on here

LOL. Well, here's a question for ya, bobs. How come we find some amusement in ND's Dorian fixation, Hulkster's Ronnie liking and Earl's Levrone love but the respect here on the boards for their idols is relatively unscathed. Now, Team Nasser, on the other hand, has almost universally reduced Nasser to an object of ridicule through it's PR efforts. How do you explain that? Difficulty: please avoid using either the word 'corruption' or 'racism.'

/show your work for extra points

bigbobs · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:12:14 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on February 12, 2009, 02:09:27 PM

LOL. Well, here's a question for ya, bobs. How come we find some amusement in ND's Dorian fixation, Hulkster's Ronnie liking and Earl's Levrone love but the respect here on the boards for their idols is relatively unscathed. Now, Team Nasser, on the other hand, has almost universally reduced Nasser to an object of ridicule through it's PR efforts. How do you explain that? Difficulty: please avoid using either the word 'corruption' or 'racism.'

/show your work for extra points

So you think, but many members have posted and some have PM'd me as well that their opinion of Nasser has improved greatly due to the efforts of the Team. It is they who help fuel our persistence.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:17:55 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on February 12, 2009, 02:12:14 PM

So you think, but many members have posted and some have PM'd me as well that their opinion of Nasser has improved greatly due to the efforts of the Team. It is they who help fuel our persistence.

Wouldn't need 'persistence' if your cause was true. See: Samir, Momo B. and Ali Malla among 'Arab' bb'ers who are held in esteem (even lionized, in the case of Samir) here at GB without the need for 'team' tomfoolery.

bigbobs · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:23:05 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on February 12, 2009, 02:17:55 PM

Wouldn't need 'persistence' if your cause was true. See: Samir, Momo B. and Ali Malla among 'Arab' bb'ers who are held in esteem (even lionized, in the case of Samir) here at GB without the need for 'team' tomfoolery.

Nasser does not "need" a team, however he is such a great bodybuilder and human being that it's natural for a team to develop in his honour.

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:23:40 PM »

Earl, ND and Hulkster only apply their schmoeism to their respective idol's physique.
Bigbobs deifies Nasser, rendering him beyond critique. That uncritical and narrowminded (and freaky) attitude is subject to ridicule, tearing down both the worshipper and his 'god'.

Edit: Bigbobs remark above this post is a perfect example!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:26:05 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on February 12, 2009, 02:23:05 PM

Nasser does not "need" a team, however he is such a great bodybuilder and human being that it's natural for a team to develop in his honour.

LOL. Unsupported supposition, counselor.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2009, 03:37:39 PM »

Quote from: Er[e]bus on February 12, 2009, 11:22:56 AM

Dude I established Team Günther Schlierkamp a couple of days ago, get in line

His name is Günter, not Günther.