Author Topic: Holy Fucking Shit (Read 8176 times)

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:38:35 PM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on February 13, 2009, 06:34:20 PM

My buddy had a kid in the 8th Grade!!! I shit you not he was a dad in the 8th fucking grade. Creepy shit my kid is in the 7th grade.

When I was in grade 9 (first year of high school in canada) there was a girl in our class that got pregnant and had a kid, from then on she was known as the school whore

fucked up her life completely, I was friends with the guy who knocked her up. He just dumped her ass and pretended nothing happened, lol.

Wiggs · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:40:17 PM »

Quote from: Goudy on February 13, 2009, 06:34:55 PM

what age is 8th grade?

12-13

liberalismo · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:05:26 PM »

Quite odd. The girlfriend seems to be over a foot taller than that kid. They obviously made a mistake by having sex in the first place.

WillGrant · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Christopher Belinksky on February 13, 2009, 05:27:25 PM

hahahahahaha

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

what are these people thinking?

"my first couple of sperms I produce in my life will make a baby" hahah

they can be pals and go to bars together 19 and 32

AXA,You are just jealous that the kid has had more pussy than you

Earl1972 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:19:44 PM »

8th grade is 13 - 14

they asked the kid "how will you financially support your child"

his response: "what is financial"

E

The Coach · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:28:58 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 13, 2009, 05:20:50 PM

lol he wont have far to go when picking the kid up from school

LOL

nicky.smth · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:42:01 PM »

This story is funny as hell..However, the sun is the "National Enquirer" of the UK..

Sir Bigness · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:54:35 PM »

That's not a true story! Unless this happened in the US. Then they end up on Maury Povich! HA HA!!!

leonp1981 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:00:25 PM »

That's ridiculous, the only thing I might have impregnated at 13 was my Playstation.

Stavios · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:05:15 PM »

well... I was having sex at 13 but I sure as hell didn't want a baby $:-\$

Christopher Belinksky · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:32:05 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 13, 2009, 08:05:15 PM

well... I was having sex at 13 but I sure as hell didn't want a baby $:-\$

with your hand?

rccs · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:38:46 PM »

Early fucker... I'm glad he did not choose the path of homossexuality...

liberalismo · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 13, 2009, 08:05:15 PM

well... I was having sex at 13 but I sure as hell didn't want a baby $:-\$

The only people having sex at 13 are blacks, Hispanic mestizos or true idiots who grew up in poverty or bad environments.

WillGrant · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:51:17 PM »

Quote from: liberalismo on February 13, 2009, 08:43:12 PM

The only people having sex at 13 are blacks, Hispanic mestizos or true idiots who grew up in poverty or bad environments.

How about horny teens hitting puberty

Stavios · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:52:21 PM »

Quote from: liberalismo on February 13, 2009, 08:43:12 PM

The only people having sex at 13 are blacks, Hispanic mestizos or true idiots who grew up in poverty or bad environments.

none of those, I am canadian

Stavios · « **Reply #40 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:53:28 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on February 13, 2009, 10:51:17 PM

How about horny teens hitting puberty

at 13, I could jack off 6 times a day easy.
sometimes more

I tought it was normal

WillGrant · « **Reply #41 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:17:39 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on February 13, 2009, 10:53:28 PM

at 13, I could jack off 6 times a day easy.
sometimes more

I tought it was normal

Same here mate

I used to just about rub the skin off my dick at 13 haha anything would set me off to..fuk those were the days

Method101 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:23:07 PM »

Shes ugly as fuck and he is badly lacking in aryan genetics. The baby is fucked

Dreadlifter · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:42:40 AM »

Goudy, i saw that fronmt page of the paper and thought exact same as you. No way is that kid shooting anything capable of impregnating that beast of a girl.

They have to be at it. Huinting some cash.

that kid looks 8 years old and doesn't even show a hint of puberty.

Let's hope The Sun pays for a DNA test so that kid can get bac to reading The Beano and not changing nappies.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:54:38 AM »

Quote from: Goudy on February 13, 2009, 06:34:55 PM

what age is 8th grade?

oh brother

Meso_z · « **Reply #45 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:00:35 AM »

Both "parents" need a good beating thats for sure.

webcake · « **Reply #46 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:04:52 AM »

Quote from: Meso_z on February 14, 2009, 03:00:35 AM

Both "parents" need a good beating thats for sure.

lol, they showed the boys "mum" on the news tonight.

Looked like a 2-bit, chain smoking whore.....can't say i was surprised.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #47 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:05:39 AM »

Fucking A you guys are dense......I have a 40 year old English friend who looks like he's 21. That's how they are over there. Shitty food, no sun, bad hygiene......they don't grow very fast.

gymguy · « **Reply #48 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:06:23 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 13, 2009, 06:24:56 PM

I don't understand why these idiots parents didn't force an abortion, for fuck's sake, the kid who knocked the girl up looks like he's 8..

Why kill the baby? It's not his/her fault the parents are stupid kids.

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #49 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:10:15 AM »

Was talking about this at work.

One girl knows a nurse, apparantly in every hospital in Western Sydney each year a girl aged UNDER 12 gives birth.

Another girl comes from a town in England which has the highest birthrate amoung teenage girls. She had one girl she was in school with have two kids by the age of 16 with brothers.

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