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Holy Fucking Shit
« on: February 13, 2009, 05:19:11 PM »
13year old becomes a dad.

Boy looks 8 and is 4 foot tall. The g/f must have been sleeping around. He hasnt hit puberty

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 05:20:50 PM »
13year old becomes a dad.

Boy looks 8 and is 4 foot tall. The g/f must have been sleeping around. He hasnt hit puberty

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
  lol he wont have far to go when picking the kid up from school

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 05:22:01 PM »
LOL

They can share clothes

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 05:27:25 PM »
hahahahahaha

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

what are these people thinking?

"my first couple of sperms I produce in my life will make a baby" hahah   ;D

they can be pals and go to bars together  :D 19 and 32

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 05:29:46 PM »
he could be a granda at 26 if his son plays his cards right.

Seriously at 13 i had not even hit puberty at all

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 05:32:47 PM »
he could be a granda at 26 if his son plays his cards right.

Seriously at 13 i had not even hit puberty at all


hahahahaha

I had no idea 13 year old boys could have kids haha

this is what people have become, who has a kid at 13 FFS

his parents should be shot dead as well as himself and his 15 year old girlfriend  :o

BY THE THONG OF NASSER  :o that's what you get when you mix a woman's first period with a man's first sperm production cycle, literly!

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 05:33:25 PM »
she is an ewok

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 05:34:54 PM »
she is an ewok

LOL

this has to make CNN  ;D

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 05:35:59 PM »
if by CNN you mean Child Neutering Norganisation than yes...i hope it does.

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 05:39:37 PM »
if by CNN you mean Child Neutering Norganisation than yes...i hope it does.

I am still going for the family shot gun plan, that's what you should get for not educating your children, FFS 13  :o

the last thing I was thinking about at 13 was sex, I was more concerned with who to choose for my football team
in gym class the next day.  The world is going down in flames.

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2009, 05:41:33 PM »
i know at 13 i was looking forward to art in school. playing the computer (pre internet for me) playing football and trying to stay up that wee bit later.

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2009, 05:48:00 PM »
i know at 13 i was looking forward to art in school. playing the computer (pre internet for me) playing football and trying to stay up that wee bit later.
S'truth. At 13, I probably couldn't tell a vagina from a mop.  :o

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2009, 05:51:57 PM »
S'truth. At 13, I probably couldn't tell a vagina from a mop.  :o

hahaha can you imagine him and his 1 inch man weapon  ;D

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2009, 05:52:52 PM »
hahaha can you imagine him and his 1 inch man weapon  ;D

that's probably how she got pregnant, because they couldn't find a condom that small  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2009, 05:53:18 PM »
am i the only one who thinks she was getting screwed by someone else.

seriously.

how can you jizz when you like like a kid and voice hasnt broken or any signs of puberty kicked in

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2009, 05:53:57 PM »
wow, the kid is tiny. Looks 7 years old. Sad... :-\
No doubt about it...

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2009, 05:55:25 PM »
am i the only one who thinks she was getting screwed by someone else.

seriously.

how can you jizz when you like like a kid and voice hasnt broken or any signs of puberty kicked in

lmao I said that already, I think you have to be 14-15 to be able to do that
haha, the parents are morons

maybe the kid's parents are rich and the hoe is trying to get his money because the real father is a pot smoking 45 year old man?

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2009, 05:58:54 PM »
they are all poor and seperated.

look at the fucking girl and boy and their wonderful 'family'  ::)

i bet he doesnt even like girls ewww...they are icky.

sooo fucked up. at 12 i couldnt get a dork to bark at me never mind get a ride

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2009, 06:03:03 PM »
they are all poor and seperated.

look at the fucking girl and boy and their wonderful 'family'  ::)

i bet he doesnt even like girls ewww...they are icky.

sooo fucked up. at 12 i couldnt get a dork to bark at me never mind get a ride

that's a "decision" they have to live with
get the shotgun out Goudy, teach them how to raise a child!  :o

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2009, 06:04:35 PM »
doesn't this make her a pedofile?

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2009, 06:05:28 PM »
doesn't this make her a pedofile?

she's 15 is that the age?

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2009, 06:09:36 PM »
its 16.

so they are both paedophiles.

i am flabbergasted at how stupid both the kids are.

i wish i could hit them a boot up the hole.

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2009, 06:24:56 PM »
I don't understand why these idiots parents didn't force an abortion, for fuck's sake, the kid who knocked the girl up looks like he's 8..

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2009, 06:34:20 PM »
My buddy had a kid in the 8th Grade!!! I shit you not he was a dad in the 8th fucking grade. Creepy shit my kid is in the 7th grade.

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2009, 06:34:55 PM »
what age is 8th grade?